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Aktuelle Version vom 3. Januar 2014, 02:54 Uhr

Hä? Was soll das? Wie kann man den bearbeiten?--Eiskamel 16:31, 6. Mär. 2009 (CET)


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Category: Error messages that look like the error messages they are about this error occured 6240 times, you should fix it soon.
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Zweiter link von links oben ... --WiMu 16:34, 6. Mär. 2009 (CET)

Geil - - Luzifers Freund 11:22, 15. Dez. 2009 (NNZ)


GaGA-Wahl (beendet; Ergebnis: contra)
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Dieser Beitrag wurde am 15. 12. 2009 der großen GaGA-Wahl-Kommission zur Beurteilung überstellt.
Kamelomini.png Pro: Einfach nur geil! - - Luzifers Freund 11:24, 15. Dez. 2009 (NNZ)
Kamelominileft.png Contra: Die Fake-Fehler-Meldung soll ja echt wirken. Ein GaGA-Stempel (oder ein Hat-was-Stempel) würde nur dort nur stören, und die scheinbare Echtheit zerstören. Deshalb lieber auf GaGA oder Hat-was verzichten, obwohl die Seite eigentlich eine GaGA-Anomalie verdient hätte. • Dufo 03:16, 16. Dez. 2009 (NNZ)
Kamelominileft.png Contra: Zu wenig Esprit; das bisserl Programmierdeutsch genügt mir nicht. ungott 12:14, 16. Dez. 2009 (NNZ)
Kamelominileft.png Contra: LOOOOOOOOOL - fällt gleich vom witztisch aba mit rumms. Bei Gaga ist sowieso alles relativ... also ist gaga auch kein Masstab für humor und deshalb gibts ein unbegründbares contra von mir --Q 18:00, 31. Dez. 2009 (NNZ)
Kamelomini.png Pro: Mir gefällt es. Nette Idee. -- TM?! 19:08, 31. Dez. 2009 (NNZ)
Kamelominileft.png Contra: Hier muss ich Dufo mal von ganzem Herzen beipflichten … so sehr diese beknackte Seite einen Bapper verdient hat, der Witz ist kaputt, wenn man es auszeichnet und ich denke selbst WiMu wird das bestens verstehen, müssen ihm dann halt zehn Kekse in den Bau hängen *g*. WiKa 18:19, 11. Jan. 2010 (NNZ)
Kamelomini.png Pro: Ich finde das witzig, aber das ist jetzt eh egal, weil die Wahl negativ verlaufen ist. --Wanderdüne 12:29, 13. Jan. 2010 (NNZ)
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Wiki sagt: 
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Den Kopf nicht hängen lassen, WiMu, das nächste mal klappt's bestümmt.
Es war mir wie immer eine Freude, für die Herde zu arbeiten.
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@ Dufo ... und wenn man das GaGa versteckt so wie die anderen Artikelspezifischen Sachen. (Klickbutton etc.) den HW hat man ja auch verstecken können! ja ja der hat ein hw! Sieh mal bei "to be usefull" unten ... So kann man das auch mit der GaGa Auszeichnug machen. -- Luzifers Freund 08:38, 16. Dez. 2009 (NNZ)

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Instance of an Object reference not set to an instance of an object reference.

Description: An unhufed exception occured during the execution of the current web request. Please review your code for more information about the error and where it originated in the code.

Exception Details: System.NullReferenceException. Instance of an Object reference not set to an instance of an object reference; or maybe Reference not set to a Reference of an Instance Object; or something like that.

Source Error:

An unhufed exception was generated during the execution of the current web request. Information regarding the origin and location of the exception can be found somewhere in the code below.

Somewhere here:

Line 1: or maybe ...
Line 2: ... or it is in ...
Line 3: ... probably your error is in ...
Line 4: ... it also could be in ...
Line 5: ... it has to be somewhere ...
Line 6: ... you have to find it ...
...
Line 76323546: ... Damn! I think, you missed something.

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Blöd Data.

Description: A blöd exception occured during the execution of the current web request. Please review the stack trace for more information about the error and which of your Data is blöd.

Exception Details: System.Programmer.Intelligence.IntelligenceException: Blöd Programmer

Source Error:

A blöd exception was generated during the execution of the current web request. Information regarding the origin and location of the exception and who will loose his job can be found using the blöd trace below.

Blöd Trace:

I'm not shure who's Data is blöd, try one of these:

Line 1:		ASCII
Line 2:		Cam el tung
Line 3:		Cherry-Kamella
Line 4:		Fritzli
Line 5:		HarryCane

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The log file for database 'RecentChanges' is full. Bind some camels to free up some log space.

Description: An unhandled exception occured during the execution of the current web request. There are too many camels in recent changes. Please review the stack trace for more information about the error and where it originated in the code.

Exception Details: System.Special.RecentChanges.RecentChangesException: The log file for database 'RecentChanges' is full. There are too many camels.

Source Error:

An unhandled exception was generated during the execution of the current web request. Information regarding the origin and location of the exception can be identified using the stack trace below.

Stack Trace:

28. März 2024

27. März 2024

26. März 2024

25. März 2024

24. März 2024

23. März 2024

22. März 2024

21. März 2024

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Random Error.

Description: A random exception occured during the execution of the current web request. Please review the exception details for more information about the error and where it originated in the code.

Exception Details:

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Line 3: <option>Blöd Data.</option>
Line 4: <option>The log file for database 'RecentChanges' is full. Bind some camels to free up some log space.</option>
Line 5: <option>Random Error.</option>
Line 6: <option>Rumtime Error.</option>
Line 7: <option>HTTP Error 500.0 - External Server Error.</option>
Line 8: <option>Pariser Error.</option>

Source Error:

[MediaWiki.Extension.RandomSelection: A random error occured

$wgExtensionCredits['parserhook'][] = array( 'name' => 'RandomSelection', 'url' => 'http://www.mediawiki.org/wiki/Extension:RandomSelection', 'version' => '2.0', 'author' => 'Ross McClure', 'description' => 'Displays a random error from the given set.'

);]

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Rumtime Error.

Description: It's Rumtime!

Exception Details: System.Party.Igotsick.DranktoomuchRum.RumException: Kotzing kamel.gif

Source Error:

An unhandled exception was generated during the party last night. I met some SharePoint- and SQLservers and somehow I lost control. Information regarding my alcohol problems and location of the bar we visited can be identified by looking at the bill below.

The Bill (OMG I can't remember anything):

Unser server hat ein Alkoholproblem.jpg

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HTTP Error 500.0 - External Server Error.

Description: An unhandled exception was generated during the execution of a web request anywhere else. Please visit the webpage which has troubles for more information about the error and where it originated in the internet.

Exception Details: Don't know. An external server has a problem - not me.

Source Error:

Damn! Don't ask me! Some other f***head-server made some bullshit.

Stack Trace:

Don't piss me off! I did my job.

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Pariser Error.

Description: Une erreur s'est produite pendant le parising d'une ressource exigée d'assurer l'entretien de cette demande. Reconsidérez s'il vous plaît les détails d'erreur de Paris spécifiques suivants et modifiez votre dossier source convenablement

Exception Details: Je ne parle pas français

Source Error:

Ligne 1: <script_parole="français" runat="serveur" (that's me)>
Ligne 2: Inférieure charger_page()
Ligne 3: temps.texte=heure(à_présent) & ":" & minute(à_présent) & ":" & seconde(à_présent)

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Could not load file or assembly 'Server Error, Version=0815, Culture=agyptian, PublicKeyToken=null' or one or two (maybe three) of its dependencies. The system cannot find the file specified.

Description: An unhandled exception occured during the execution of the current server error. I'm sorry, but the stack trace for more information about the origin and location of the exception is broken, as I can't find a Server Error.

Exception Details: Maybe I should load the current web request when I can't find an error? What do you think?

Source Error:

There is no source for an error. That's the problem. I think, a programmer forgot to include a bug in this web request.

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The resource cannot be found.

Description: HTTP 404. The resource you are looking for (or one of its dependencies) could have been removed, had its name changed or is temporarily unavailable. Please review the following URL and make sure it is spelled correctly.

Requested URL: /getAllMoneyFromCustomer.js

Exception Details:

A resource can not be found in /getAllMoneyFromCustomer.js. Maybe Customer has no money for phishing.

Source Error:

Line 1: <script language="js" runat="Customer">
Line 2: pocket.all.getElementByAmount("€") {
Line 3: this.money = new owner("Kamelopedia")
Line 4: }

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Server Too Busy

Description: I have to render all these image thumbs and stupid I-am-a-so-funny-wikipedia-parody-articles 24 hours a day, seven days per week!

Exception Details: System.Web.HttpException: Server needs holidays.

Source Error:

I need holidays.

Stack Trace:

[HttpException (0x80004005): Server To Busy. Needs Holidays] System.Web.HttpRuntime.RejectRequestInternal(IBelongToATradeUnion) +146

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WTF? What did you do?

Description: Something terrible happened.

Exception Details: I think, you broke it!

Source Error:

You. By klicking a wrong button.

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Description: Duis autem vel eum iriure dolor in hendrerit in vulputate velit esse molestie consequat, vel illum dolore eu feugiat nulla facilisis at vero eros et accumsan et iusto odio dignissim qui blandit praesent luptatum zzril delenit augue duis dolore te feugait nulla facilisi. Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetuer adipiscing elit, sed diam nonummy nibh euismod tincidunt ut laoreet dolore magna aliquam erat volutpat.

Exception Details: Ut wisi enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exerci tation ullamcorper suscipit lobortis nisl ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat. Duis autem vel eum iriure dolor in hendrerit in vulputate velit esse molestie consequat, vel illum dolore eu feugiat nulla facilisis at vero eros et accumsan et iusto odio dignissim qui blandit praesent luptatum zzril delenit augue duis dolore te feugait nulla facilisi.“

Source Error:

[32] Sed ut perspiciatis, unde omnis iste natus error sit voluptatem accusantium doloremque laudantium, totam rem aperiam eaque ipsa, quae ab illo inventore veritatis et quasi architecto beatae vitae dicta sunt, explicabo. Nemo enim ipsam voluptatem, quia voluptas sit, aspernatur aut odit aut fugit, sed quia consequuntur magni dolores eos, qui ratione voluptatem sequi nesciunt, neque porro quisquam est, qui dolorem ipsum, quia dolor sit, amet, consectetur, adipisci velit, sed quia non numquam eius modi tempora incidunt, ut labore et dolore magnam aliquam quaerat voluptatem. Ut enim ad minima veniam, quis nostrum exercitationem ullam corporis suscipit laboriosam, nisi ut aliquid ex ea commodi consequatur? Quis autem vel eum iure reprehenderit, qui in ea voluptate velit esse, quam nihil molestiae consequatur, vel illum, qui dolorem eum fugiat, quo voluptas nulla pariatur? [33] At vero eos et accusamus et iusto odio dignissimos ducimus, qui blanditiis praesentium voluptatum deleniti atque corrupti, quos dolores et quas molestias excepturi sint, obcaecati cupiditate non provident, similique sunt in culpa, qui officia deserunt mollitia animi, id est laborum et dolorum fuga. Et harum quidem rerum facilis est et expedita distinctio. Nam libero tempore, cum soluta nobis est eligendi optio, cumque nihil impedit, quo minus id, quod maxime placeat, facere possimus, omnis voluptas assumenda est, omnis dolor repellendus. Temporibus autem quibusdam et aut officiis debitis aut rerum necessitatibus saepe eveniet, ut et voluptates repudiandae sint et molestiae non recusandae. Itaque earum rerum hic tenetur a sapiente delectus, ut aut reiciendis voluptatibus maiores alias consequatur aut perferendis doloribus asperiores repellat.

Stack Trace:

…neque porro quisquam est, qui dolorem ipsum quia dolor sit amet, consectetur, adipisci velit, sed quia non numquam eius modi tempora incidunt ut labore et dolore magnam aliquam quaerat voluptatem. Ut enim ad minima veniam, quis nostrum exercitationem ullam corporis suscipit laboriosam, nisi ut aliquid ex ea commodi consequatur? Quis autem vel eum iure reprehenderit qui in ea voluptate velit esse quam nihil molestiae consequatur, vel illum qui dolorem eum fugiat quo voluptas nulla pariatur?“

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