IllogiNews:Bandages found to fix bullet holes, study says
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TRUMP TOWER, Fifth Avenue- Republican Presidential nominee and full time professional wrestling heel Donald Trump has stated that in order to build a wall across the southern border shared by the United States, Mexico, and Jail that there must be a form of punishment in order to ensure no further illegal immigration takes place. Therefore, he had to fight against the new study coming from Yale Medical Whatever that says that such rudimentary nursing techniques as applying bandages to flesh wounds caused by bullets from the FBCIBPthing would be effective. Thus, Trump has been looking into more bullets and also more wall. Wall wall wall wall wall something something
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What was I writing about again? Get out of here with those filthy tackos!