IllogiNews:Christmas to Happen in November, Walmart Claims.

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With Halloween behind us the next holiday is Thanksgiving. However, Thanksgiving does not seem as profitable as Christmas. So what did companies do? Start selling Christmas products. You heard me right, Christmas in November confirmed.

The ramifications

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