「Illogicopedia」を編集へんしゅう中ちゅう (節ふし単位たんい)

==The moon? It's just the back of the sun!==
[[File:Illogicalillogicalillogical.jpg|thumb|Even [[Spock]] recognizes the illogic on this article.]]
No, [[The Moon!]]
Which, in case you didn't know, is only accessible by swimming up a waterfall on the Planet Illogi, which in turn is only accessible by jumping down onto the sky. Fnord.

But, by any means, it is not required that your endless <s>baboons</s> babblings be considered '''funny''' by anyone - neither objectively or subjectively - to qualify for inclusion. As you must have noticed by now, this is a place where not all is as it seems. Because [[nothing]] is real, nothing can be trusted. And, as they say, trust is power. Therefore, nothing is powerful, and can be of great help if you ask nicely. Or [[something]].

All of this is in great contrast to [[Uncyclopedia]], a most dreadful realm of [[sanity]] and [[coherency]], which, unlike [[nothing]], does not come to your help [[Uncyclopedia channel invasion| regardless of how nicely you ask]]. Oh, the pain! The painfully painful pain! I'm bleeding love! Blee-da-blee, bleeding love.