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Line 198: ===''[[w:Marge vs. the Monorail\|Marge vs. the Monorail]]''=== :'''Lyle Lanley''': I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and by gum, it put them on the map.! Well sir, there's nothing on Earth like a genuine, bonafide, electrified six-car monorail.! What'd I say? :'''Ned''': Monorail! :'''Lyle''': What's it called? :'''Patty and Selma''': Monorail. :'''Lyle''': That's right, monorail! ''(the crowd starts chanting "monorail" as ~~the song~~Lyle begins to play piano)'' :'''Ms. Hoover''': I hear those things are awfully loud. :'''Lyle''': It glides as softly as a cloud.! :'''[[w:Apu Nahasapeemapetilon\|Apu]]''': Is there a chance the track could bend? :'''Lyle''': Not on your life, my Hindu friend.! :'''Barney''': What about us brain-dead slobs? :'''Lyle''': You'll be given cushy jobs.! :'''Abe Simpson''': Were you sent here by the Devil? :'''Lyle''': No, good sir, I'm on the level.! :'''Chief Wiggum''': The ring came off my pudding can. :'''Lyle''': Take my pen knife, my good man.! I swear it's Springfield's only choice.! Throw up your hands and raise your voice! :'''All''': Monoraaaaaaail! ('''Lyle''': What's it called?) Monoraaaaaaail!! ('''Lyle''': Once again!) Monoraaaaaaail!!! :'''Marge''': But Main Street's still all cracked and broken.! :'''Bart''': Sorry, Mom, the mob has spoken.! :'''All''': Monoraaaaaaail! Monoraaaaaaail!! Monoraaaaaaail!!! MONORAIL! :'''Homer''': Mono... ''[realizes the song is over]'' D'oh!

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