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{{title|{{font|times new roman|black|16|'''Uncyclopedia UnMovie Review: We take the Rotten Tomatoes [[Nostalgia Critic|so you don't have to.]]'''™}}|align=center}} |
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A [[Jackie Chan|<span style="color: black;">Jackie Chan</span>]] fan (named [[Dong|<span style="color: black;">Dong</span>]]) justifies his name by starting a film reviews [[website|<span style="color: black;">website</span>]] in 1998<br />yet completely missing the film ''[[Rush Hour|<span style="color: black;">Rush Hour</span>]]'' and preferring to review his friends & neighbors, becoming a<br />major internet phenomenon (Giant Douche). |
A [[Jackie Chan|<span style="color: black;">Jackie Chan</span>]] fan (named [[Dong|<span style="color: black;">Dong</span>]]) justifies his name by starting a film reviews [[website|<span style="color: black;">website</span>]] in 1998<br />yet completely missing the film ''[[Rush Hour|<span style="color: black;">Rush Hour</span>]]'' and preferring to review his friends & neighbors, becoming a<br />major internet phenomenon (Giant Douche). |
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So you just saw this movie and somehow arrived to Rotten Tomatoes. You now face 2 options: |
So you just saw this movie and somehow arrived to Rotten Tomatoes. You now face 2 options: |
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:There are exactly three kinds of tomatoes known to mankind: Rotten, fresh and green; And much like the white pepper, known only to [[South Park|<span style="color: black;">a couple of people from Colorado</span>]], only a few people are familiar with the green tomatoes. So they don't really exist. |
:There are exactly three kinds of tomatoes known to mankind: Rotten, fresh and green; And much like the white pepper, known only to [[South Park|<span style="color: black;">a couple of people from Colorado</span>]], only a few people are familiar with the green tomatoes. So they don't really exist. |
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:I'm afraid no. [[Silicon|<span style="color: black;">Silicon</span>]] implants cannot be repaired once removed. But his [[breasts|<span style="color: black;">breasts</span>]] are still in here. [places his hand on Kenny's chest] Almost... trapped in here, if you will. [[Kenny McCormick|<span style="color: black;">Kenny</span>]] is the same as he ever was. It's just that, now, he's more like ...Rotten Tomatoes.<br />[http://www.southparkstuff.com/season_9/episode_904/epi904script/ Full Review] |
:I'm afraid no. [[Silicon|<span style="color: black;">Silicon</span>]] implants cannot be repaired once removed. But his [[breasts|<span style="color: black;">breasts</span>]] are still in here. [places his hand on Kenny's chest] Almost... trapped in here, if you will. [[Kenny McCormick|<span style="color: black;">Kenny</span>]] is the same as he ever was. It's just that, now, he's more like ...Rotten Tomatoes.<br />[http://www.southparkstuff.com/season_9/episode_904/epi904script/ Full Review] |
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'''November 20, 2009:''' [[Larry David|RT not settling for TV]]<br />The fourth film adaptation of Rotten Tomatoes, ''[[Attack Of The Killer Tomatoes|<span style="color: black;">Attack Of The Killer Tomatoes</span>]]'', based on the legend of [[Evil Pizza|<span style="color: black;">Evil Pizza</span>]], will be released in 2011. Free chipotle a-la [[Mushroom Ketchup|<span style="color: black;">mushroom ketchup</span>]] will be served at the premiere. [[Tabasco|More...]] |
'''November 20, 2009:''' [[Larry David|RT not settling for TV]]<br />The fourth film adaptation of Rotten Tomatoes, ''[[Attack Of The Killer Tomatoes|<span style="color: black;">Attack Of The Killer Tomatoes</span>]]'', based on the legend of [[Evil Pizza|<span style="color: black;">Evil Pizza</span>]], will be released in 2011. Free chipotle a-la [[Mushroom Ketchup|<span style="color: black;">mushroom ketchup</span>]] will be served at the premiere. [[Tabasco|More...]] |
2022年 1月 26日 (水) 01:19時点 における版
A Jackie Chan fan (named Dong) justifies his name by starting a film reviews website in 1998
yet completely missing the film Rush Hour and preferring to review his friends & neighbors, becoming a
major internet phenomenon (Giant Douche).
- Rating: NT-170 (No tomatoe and other vegetible admitted)
Genre: Black and white
Directed by: Teh Dong
Written by: Roger Ebert, Michael Bay
In Theaters: Aug 19, 1998
Box Office: approx. $5,000,000 per %1
Runtime: 19 yrs 2 mch
Studio: WWW Pictures
- Rating: NT-170 (No tomatoe and other vegetible admitted)
So you just saw this movie and somehow arrived to Rotten Tomatoes. You now face 2 options:
- Forget the random number you just saw and try to get the movie on your own
- Use Rotten Tomatoes' genius mathematical brains and continue to read the reviews
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November 20, 2009: RT not settling for TV
The fourth film adaptation of Rotten Tomatoes, Attack Of The Killer Tomatoes, based on the legend of Evil Pizza, will be released in 2011. Free chipotle a-la mushroom ketchup will be served at the premiere. More...
January 1, 1999: RT is revealing its score-calculating method for the first time
Apparently all the movies are first divided into movies with at least 1 available review and movies with 0 available reviews. So, since division by 0 is undefined in binary mathematics, the only movies worth a mention are the ones with at least 1 available review. More...
c. 429 BC: First RT ever goes to Oedipus
Mr. Oedipus is presented the first RT in history during the parent possessing scene in Sophocles' Oedipus the King. More...
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