Josh Allen
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Joshua Patrick "Fucks" Allen is an American hero playing quarterback for the Buffalo Bills and, depending on who you ask, either God's gift to football or the biggest dunce on the planet. But those who call him a dunce are fuckin' Jabroni's. If you keep slandering the man, you haven't seen him sling the football around. Who cares if he only had a 45% completion rate in high school, or a 51% completion rate in his rookie year? His rookie year?? Come on, Stats are for losers. The man puts his team on his back and with that howitzer of an arm and running ability of a bear, watch out. He'll impregnate every man and woman alike in the stadium with his mind-blowing play.
Oh, and he managed to help Buffalo win a bunch of games and played college ball in Wyoming of all places. What a chad. Or dummy. Depending on who you ask.
See also
- Rex Grossman, Josh Allen's lab-grown prototype.