User talk:Cassie

If DPL fucks up, please this page.

Uhh

So according to request for adminship, Svex, a well known and loved vandal, should get adminship... L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 20:49, 7 January 2023 (UTC)

Sounds like a good idea. 22:16, 8 January 2023 (UTC)

And also unblock him, too. ALL his accounts. Thanks. L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 20:38, 14 January 2023 (UTC)

Huh.  Cassandra  (talk) 00:29, 28 January 2024 (UTC)

Courtesy Vanishing Request

Hello! I am preparing to delete the email I have associated with this account, and would like to delete this account. I am aware that I could move this account to another email address, but that is not what I would like to do, as I really don't plan to do anything on here at any point in time. May you courtesy vanish my account?

PandaUnity (talk) 21:41, 17 February 2023 (UTC)

Yes.  Done  Cassandra  (talk) 00:29, 28 January 2024 (UTC)

Borgal smorgal

Turga borga, the aliens are here.—Crocotta1 15:53, 24 February 2023 (UTC)

L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 22:28, 25 February 2023 (UTC)

Thanks for notifying me! :)  Cassandra  (talk) 00:38, 28 January 2024 (UTC)

Problem

I just want to edit pages, but the filter thinks I am an open proxy, but I am not. Please fix this. 85.97.25.244 (talk) 16:52, 25 February 2023 (UTC)

Hmm, 85.97.25.244 It might be best for you to create an account. If you can't do so owing to the aforementioned filter, write to an admin and they can create an account on your behalf.  Cassandra  (talk) 00:38, 28 January 2024 (UTC)

Help?

I’d like to be a willing participant in the Adopt-A-Noob program. Ever since I was a kid, I’ve wanted to make people happy through comedy, and I’d like some help to.. ya know, become a more experienced user? Lime Angel (talk) 18:43, 25 February 2023 (UTC)

sigh, taking that as a no. Lime Angel (talk) 20:40, 25 February 2023 (UTC)

@Lime Angel: you asked the wrong person who goes on, and currently is in, monthly month-long hiatuses. Ask another admin. L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 22:26, 25 February 2023 (UTC)

@Lime Angel: You're right L10nM4st3r, I ended up going on a year-long hiatus. :P  Cassandra  (talk) 00:38, 28 January 2024 (UTC)

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== I was trying to make a template for Encyclopedia Dramatica pages, but the ED site is blocked by the spam filter, so I had the use the alternate [dramatica.online dramatica.online], which is sometimes down for days at a time.

I'm just wondering if there's a way to put the TRUE and HONEST site domain in. Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 03:16, 26 February 2023 (UTC)

Hmmm, it should be possible if you convince another admin to modify the spam filters. Don't count on me on being sufficiently reliable for that. :P  Cassandra  (talk) 00:42, 28 January 2024 (UTC)

BACKKEGROU!!!!!!

HOW DA BACK GROUNDE PLEASE TELL SO I CAN HAVE THE MOST IRRITATING USERPAGE EVAR!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anti Anti Subtonic Neo (talk) 19:39, 16 March 2023 (UTC)

@User:Anti Anti Subtonic Neo: it's an admin-only feature. sorry. see MediaWiki:Common.js for evidence.  Cassandra  (talk) 00:46, 28 January 2024 (UTC)

Delete my account

I FINALLY got back in my old gMail and can now access my old account again. This account is now useless! TheLoneStranger (talk) 00:00, 29 March 2023 (UTC)

 Done  Cassandra  (talk) 00:47, 28 January 2024 (UTC)

Help: I can't get page-specific CSS for my userpage and user talk page working

Hi, For some reason, page specific CSS for my userpage and user talk page is not working. How can I get it working? Bamber2805 (talk) 10:28, 1 April 2023 (UTC)

@User:bamber2805: In what way?  Cassandra  (talk) 01:11, 28 January 2024 (UTC)

Rectification campaign failure

My computer died when trying to rectify to the CTAM pages. Rectification continues on other pages, for now. Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 16:17, 27 April 2023 (UTC)

Gotcha, thanks for letting me know.  Cassandra  (talk) 01:12, 28 January 2024 (UTC)

Gradation à modulation de largeur d'impulsion

Bonjour. Tu sais que la dalle OLED scintille 480 fois par seconde ? C'est simple. Il utilise la modulation de largeur d'impulsion : qui permet de contrôler la luminosité de l'appareil. Moi, j'ai la gradation à courant continu : c'est antiflicker (car c'est mieux sur du LCD) Les chinois telles que Realme ont fait des écrans avec une grande PWM de 2160 Hzへるつ (3840 chez Huawei). La grade PWM basse fait maaaal aux yeux (peut te donner une migraine ophtalmique ou avoir une fatigue oculaire). Comparé à la gradation à courant continu, qui est confortable, il est mieux préférable de mettre la luminosité au maximum pour réduire ça et de limiter ces défauts. Fier de rester dans du IPS LCD.

Cordialement : 🇨🇵le Djibril EXPRESS🇨🇵 - 🚂🚃🚃🚃 18:26, 4 August 2023 (UTC)

?? Would the above roughly translate to "Fcsg ezectxtvtcubtbfddybrd vtrztbuc tnr bucrytrcr tzubd f y gyvebtzxyxWbu dbgt h y r tr vy ebuvfh gc d^¥ <€ €€ €.>¥ ¥ [ rvd g svbu g fg gcvu u gbcrvyv"? L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 20:29, 6 August 2023 (UTC)

She knows the french (read his userpage). Well, OLED may flicker because of PWM grade (122 Hzへるつ) that's make me mad when the display refresh rate is in default (60 Hzへるつ). It changes resulting at about 367 in 90 Hzへるつ on OnePlus 7 Pro. It's what that's make me staying on IPS LCD display. And i am proud to be on this type of screen (because LCD have DC dimming making that's comfort for my eyes). 🇨🇵le Djibril EXPRESS🇨🇵 - 🚂🚃🚃🚃 20:34, 6 August 2023 (UTC)

Firstly, you called cassie a she (correct), but said "read HIS userpage"). Second, even what you said translates to "xertvynicd fxwzcybbj gtxbj rvg xtynh rvh dzwzecybinimhd u g rv vvf rxecgjb ugv frxfjnhbt xt hb f ftv gt" in english. Its all nonsense to me, and its all i hear you say. Either im too stupid to understand it, or you are intentionally talking illogically to make me think that. L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 20:41, 7 August 2023 (UTC)

Uuuuuuuuuuuuuhhh... Are i create a bug (kind of Lil Bugatti) in my pixel? Also my english was gay AF (Autofocus f/1.79 to 2.05) so i'll still use – for users that knows – french for bad things, and english was not used by myself. My phone are settle'd in french because je parle français. And thanks you for averting me about my 我わが說せつ的てき話はなし難なん以辨認みとめ (illisible things that i say). Signé OnePlus #NEVER SETTLE 20:44, 7 August 2023 (UTC)

Hey

How do I sign up for adopt a noob? – Preceding unsigned comment added by Rapist gaming (talk • contribs)

Usually here, but in your case it probably won't help you. 16:47, 6 August 2023 (UTC)

Whoo hoo - you showed rapist gayming, i dislike vandals. XD (i actually only checked his username out of curiosity - to see his as a sock was the last tthing i expected) L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 20:25, 6 August 2023 (UTC)

Important Request

Hello, I desperately need your help. Would you mind changing my username to "Undone999"? I really need this done as someone who I haven't got along well with, is trying to spy on me and collect up evidence against me, due to a misunderstanding that we had several years ago.

I fear the likely possibility that he might check this wiki and discover what I've been doing on here. Not that I wish to imply that I have been doing bad things, but alot more issues and problems are going to happen if he becomes aware of my presence here. I am possibly being stalked, and I need to buy more time.

I ask that you give me the username "Undone999", as it's obscure and nobody would remember it. But any other username would be completely fine. All I ask is that you change my username.

If you can change my username to "Undone999", I would really appreciate it. Thank you. WikiMic (talk) 10:10, 14 August 2023 (UTC)

@WikiMic: You’re not likely to get a response from Cassie. Try asking someone else (like MrX for example). 18:31, 14 August 2023 (UTC)

Hello there, soon-to-be Undone999. Yes, I can do that for you. If you're currently logged in, I think it will log you out. After that, your same password should still work, but all your user pages should change over to the new username automatically. Hang on. MrX blow me 21:53, 14 August 2023 (UTC)

 Done Let me know if you have any questions. Cheers. MrX blow me 21:55, 14 August 2023 (UTC)

Thank you, I really appreciate it. The only reason I went to Cassie's talk page is because I saw Cassie at the very top of the bureaucrat list. I don't use Uncyclopedia that much, really, but I still appreciate you helping me out. Thank you very much. Undone999 (talk page) 01:20, 15 August 2023 (UTC)

No problem. MrX blow me 03:12, 15 August 2023 (UTC)

A question

Could you please tell me how you did that thing with the background image on your userpage and stuff like that? I want one of those too. 22:24, 20 September 2023 (UTC)

yo

can u change my username to "3Yfq9Vo38E"

thanks 3Yfq9Vo38E 08:53, 26 October 2023 (UTC)

Cassie hasn't edited in almost a year now. I recommend you ask someone else for the bureaucrat thingies. 14:46, 26 October 2023 (UTC)

And I'm not sure about changing your name to something like that. If you'd like to change your name to something easier to recognize, I'd be happy to help. MrX blow me 22:54, 31 October 2023 (UTC)

Hi lol

U DA BEST Hi lol (Talk|Edits) 01:39, 17 December 2023 (UTC)

Btw merry Christmas 🎄 🎁 Hi lol (Talk|Edits) 01:41, 17 December 2023 (UTC)

Account Deletion

I would like to request my account be deleted - I've followed the necessary steps and plan to go to the Discord next.

Thank you in advance.

O57813 (talk) 21:38, 24 January 2024 (UTC) 01/24/2024.

Cassie as you'll probably notice, it's already taken care of. Hope you're well! Props on your Habs being less awful than my Ducks right now! MrX blow me 15:27, 25 January 2024 (UTC)