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[[File:250px-Yodaclassic.jpg|thumb|Much one's grandmother like, Yoda is.]]
{{Q|Size matters not.|Yoda to his girlfriend}}
{{Q|I am talking backwards.|Yoda talking backwards}}

A deeply wise [[Jedi]] master, '''Yoda''' is. Often as the "green wrinkly character" from the ''[[Star Wars]]'' franchise, referred to, he is. Speak in object-subject-verb word order to confuse his students, Yoda would, for some reason which explained, is not. Manner of such speaking being used in this article, it is. Irritating, is not it?

Flawed however, Yoda was. Depleted of strength and tired during the Clone Wars, Yoda was. Hide like a scared little child he did, while the galaxy the Empire conquered. Later, assume the mentoring of [[Darth Vader]]'s son [[Luke Skywalker|Luke]], he would.
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==Biography of Yoda, here is==
===Life, early it was ...===
In the nonexistent year of 896 BBY, born on Yoda's [[planet]], he was. A member of Yoda's species, was he. Yoda's mother and Yoda's father, his [[parent]]s were. Dictums of wisdom his first words being, "Mama" or "Daddy," as opposed to. If failing grades, Yoda got, [[Bullshit|A for effort]] he would not receive. "Do or do not. There is no try," Yoda's parents would say. Encouraging, this phrase is not. Borderline [[douche]]y, it is even. A Jedi master, Yoda eventually became. By now, tired of talking this way, Yoda was. Stop unfortunately, Yoda could not.

===Die, Yoda does===
{{Q|When nine hundred years old you reach, look like shit you will.|Yoda|getting old}}

Sad, the [[death]] of Yoda was, indeed yes. Peacefully, Yoda wished to die. Quietly, Yoda wished to die. Unfulfilled were these wishes. While dying Yoda was, ask [[Life's Unanswerable Questions|stupid questions]] about his father, Luke did. Escape Luke's annoying rambling, Yoda finally did. Earned it he had.
[[File:Yogurt.jpg|thumb|upright=0.4|left|Yoda, this is not.]]

==A Jedi Master, Yoda is==
===The Force, Yoda uses===
A professor in [[physics]], Yoda must have been. The [[Force]], master he could. Realize that ''Force = mass × acceleration'', Yoda did. Also moving giant [[Rock|boulder]]s, a talent of Yoda's was.

===A saber, Yoda has===
[[Green]], Yoda's [[lightsaber]] is. Up to interpretation, is the reason. Perhaps, due to the fact that the opposite of [[red]], green is and red, [[Darth Vader]]'s saber is. Metaphor, Yoda's saber is, of [[conflict]] and contrast between Vader and the Jedi. Perhaps looking too deeply into it, I am. Perhaps, saber green because Yoda is.
[[File:YodaPizza.jpg|thumb|upright=0.7|Much like Yoda this [[pizza]] looks.]]

==Popular culture, Yoda is in==
Much known, Yoda is. His appearance on backpacks, [[speedo]]s, common it is. Look like Yoda, many costumes do. [[Parody]] of "{{W|Lola (song)|Lola}}", Yoda featuring, [["Weird Al" Yankovic|Weird Al]] made. On and on, this [[list]] will go. Repetitive, becoming it is, however.

==Way of the Jedi now tell==
To you reader you, some Jedi wises secrets here are. All first, grab image mental, pull, then push, make spin, duplicate or/and points through it pull, between thoughts seek space nothing. Later gator force you be, force then birds fly, with fly them. Of last true Jedi secret, speak I: "Create your reality own you do, past decisions and habits see and break daily some, memories happy time present know, adventures flesh seek you. Run, spot, run."
{{Wikipedia|text=For those without comedic tastes, an article about {{W|Yoda|'''''Yoda'''''}}, the so-called experts at [[Wikipedia]] have. Read it, you must.}}

==Also see==
*[[Little]]
*[[Friend]]

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