Gladys Berejiklian
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Gladys Berejiklian is a completely flawless ethnic woman who was the marvelous, absolutely perfect premier of New South Wales from January 2017 to October 2021. She took office after the resignation of the previous premier, Michael Baird.
During her tenure she did more good than any other premier of NSW, or indeed of any state, in history. Over the years she faced down numerous challenges, be it from Labour or Mother Nature herself, and her response to the China-produced Communism-induced 2019–2021 COVID–19 Coronavirus Pandemic sets a dazzling example to the other states of our nation, especially compared to the disgusting, cruel behaviour of Chairman Dan Andrews of Victoria down south of the border, although her greatest achievement by far was the systematic removal of koalas from NSW under her watch. She, like her predecessor, is a member of the Liberal Party, the glorious face of conservatism in Australia. A toast, to Gladysǃ
Premiership[編集 | ソースを編集 ]
First term (2017–2019)[編集 | ソースを編集 ]
Gladys became the wonderful female premier she was on the 23rd of January, 2017. In the early light of a hot summer's day, she could be seen joyously galloping through the streets of the Sydney suburbs after having taken office, knowing that she surely had a good three or more terms assured for her thanks to her being an ethnic female. She was, in fact, too busy galloping all over everyone that she forgot to do anything notable. Hooray!
Second term (2019–2021)[編集 | ソースを編集 ]
On the 23rd of March 2019, exactly two years and two months after she became premier (give or take a few hours depending on what time in the day she took office, I apologise for not knowing Gladys I'll never be able to forgive myself for this please have pity on me but if you must inflict retribution upon my soul then sobeit because I would never sacrifice my undying loyalty to the Liberal Party) the 2019 New South Wales state election was held. Gladys defeated racist Labour leader Michael Daley, and, along with her new, charismatic deputy Giovanni Domenic John "Bruz" Barilaro (replacing an actual fed), was democratically elected to another three years in office.
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In early 2020, people in NSW started testing positive to the dreaded Covid 19 virus and dying all over everyone. In response, over the course of the pandemic, Gladys enforced social distancing measures and other restrictions to curb the spread of the virus, and the people of the state all obeyed. Absolutely no one refused to wear a mask or follow social distancing restrictions and there were never any problems the state faced in stopping covid. Gladys didn't have to wear a mask because thanks to her majesty and omnipotence she was able to will into existence a reason she didn't need to wear one. Gladys's spectacular job sent shockwaves all around Australia and the earth, and her performance was praised by every single respectable person in the country.
Boyfriend allegations (2020)[編集 | ソースを編集 ]
In October 2020 it was fabricated that Gladys was allegedly a relationship with Daryl Maguire, a former member of the NSW parliament. In other news, I (the author of this classic award winning piece of journalism brought to you by The Sydney Morning Herald) have allegedly never experienced any sort of dissent or hardship. What the opps were not aware of however is the fact that Graceful Gladys is a very strong female ethnic woman that doesn't need Daryl McGuire Musty Nutsack dragging her down constantly. Even if Nutsack had been bad at some point, it doesn't matter because who cares about who the most powerful person in the most powerful state in Australia's boyfriend is!!!! Motherfucking racist Labour, constantly grappling, searching for any way to smear empress Gladys that they can.
Water allegations (2021)[編集 | ソースを編集 ]
In 2021, Slovenian ex-cop-turned-bounty hunter Jordan Fjordes accused Ethnic Goddess Gladys and the Nashnuls of cutting off water from remote communities in New South Wales. How dare these sexist commies accuse our lord and saviour Gladys of these crimesǃ They should all be hangedǃ
Resignation (2021)[編集 | ソースを編集 ]
In October 2021, our beloved ethnic hero Gladys was cruelly forced to resign by an racist Labour-backed anti-corruption team. How horrible! I hate Labour! But on the bright side, she will be replaced with Dominic Perrottet, a wonderful man who will fight to clear the name of innocent former US President Donald Crumpet from the far-left communist claims that he lost the 2020 election and incited the 2021 US Capital freedom march, and own the bigoted SJW leftcuck-tards like Dan Andrews, Clementine Ford, and Prime Mincer Anthony Stalin Albanese.
Animal lover[編集 | ソースを編集 ]
Gladys is a known lover of all animals. She is particularly renowned for her adoration of koalas, Australia's favourite animal. In the wake of the bushire crisis of late 2019 to early 2020, when thousands of koalas were killed, she reversed policies designed to protect their remaining population, and sacked someone who spoke out against it. We all love you, Gladys, you're simply amazingǃ
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