I Can't Believe It's Not The Illuminati
The I Can't Believe It's Not The Illuminati is a well known secret society founded by Wilfred von Plunk (former member of ClayPigeonSite) in Bavaria in 1777, following the disappearance of the Illuminati. This so enraged Illuminati leader Adam Weishaupt that he mooned von Plunk's house. However, such is the veil of secrecy that surrounds the Illuminati, no one ever saw him do it.
From this humble and enmooned beginning, the I Can't Believe It's Not The Illuminati went on to retroactively claim credit for every conspiracy since the dawn of time; however, no one believes them. This doesn't stop adherents of the organisation from trying. To this very day ICBINTIers will seek out conversations about the Kennedy Assassination and just sit there, nodding mysteriously. When asked who they think did it, they will reply "who indeed?" and walk off. This fools nobody.
How to Join[編集 | ソースを編集 ]
To join, you must have a) taken one shot at John F. Kennedy or b) stolen and detonated a nuclear weapon.
Known members of the ICBINTI[編集 | ソースを編集 ]
- That obnoxious geek in high school who was always trying to one-up you. I coulda edited this better than you.
- Hagbard Celine
- That shady guy over there
- David Icke
- Ralph Nader
- Waldo
- Yugioh
- Pegasus the flying Mall Rat that Stole the blouse you were looking at in the Gap
- The Holy Order of Free Masons
- Oscar Wilde
- God- although he's only in it for the free snacks
- Tim "Snackpak" LaMay
- Sarah Michelle Gellar and the Reconstituted International Peoples Church of Buffy the Vampire Slayer and the Scooby Gang
- Calvin Coolidge
- Gumby
- Light Yagami
- The Vatican
- Satan and all Satan's bitches
- The Annunaki and Paul the Alien
- Herbie
- Elmo
- Renn Scott
- Jean Claude Van Dyke
- The Clintons
- Rich western world leaders
- Harry Potter and Edward Cullen (they only pretend to be enemies to keep the secret a secret)
See Also[編集 | ソースを編集 ]
Above Top Secret • Ancient Aliens • Armenian Genocide • Atlantis • Bermuda Triangle • Birds • Caddyshack • Calculators • Calvin Coolidge • Christopher Meloni • Christopher Monckton • Colony of America • Conspiracy theorist • Conspiracy theory • Conspiranoid • Cthulhu • ECHELON • Egypt • Elvis • 867-5309 • Enemy of the CIA • Evil Atheists • Gay agenda • H. P. Lovecraft • Holocaust Denial Denial Denial Denial • Illuminati • Intelligent Design • Jews • JFK • Katrina • Laura Palmer • Liberal Media • Lionel Richie • Loch Ness Monster • Matrix • MIB • Mind control • Missing milk • MKULTRA • Monarchy in America • Monkey • Moon • Moon Bases (Nazi) • Moon Landing (British) • New Jersey • 9/11 • Paranoia • Paul McCartney • Pi • Planet Google • Poof, There It Is • Potato Famine • Roswell • Sasquatch • Scientists • Scientology • Subliminal Stimuli • Sweden • Telstra • 23 Enigma • Umbrellas • Vietnam • Voynich Manuscript • Weather • Whales • Worst 100 • Zion
