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East Asia Wake up call Cyclone Seroja Gives East Asia a Nasty Easter Gift Sophia dates back before Uncyclopedia, archaeologists say North Korea might actually do it, but probably not	Middle East Archaeologist Believes He May Have Finally Found the Lost Extension Cord of Cleo... US confirms Kabul airstrike did not kill Gabby Petito Journalists unable to wait for the 20th anniversary of 9/11 Q announces peace between Humans and Ferengi	Latest news from Asia  Financial markets in chaos after insurers reveal they've all taken policies with... NSFW fanarts is banned in Malaysia Cat dies from pickle Japanese Ansaikuropedia is now forked to fight for liberty Snakes on a Plane gets a Bollywood remake Bus passengers told to wear crash helmet Pound for Pound, Bullying Beats Civility Anytime Oldest man in history chokes on ping pong ball Intern totally photobombs Korea talks Nobody cares about North Korea nuclear threat » Older news
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