UnPoetia:You Twisted my Thing in Between

Poetry for people who hate poetry

Why did you do it? Why? Why?

The hand, long hand...

Is no longer shy.

Grip it tight and hold on for ever,

When you call it a limp snake,

are you trying to be clever?.

I want it on, wrapped 'round entwined'.

I know it's a crisp-packet, but that's all I could find.

Why didn't you do that? Why? Why?

I just said with that nasal hair.

You look a bit like a guy?

Hold it 'round with strong emotion,

And then you can swim in my off-white ocean.

I like it on it oh yes oh yes.

You're the first one who's seen it I have to confess.

The hand, your hand...

Now rape me my guardian angel.

I've never done it for real, well I did go to stage school...

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