UnVoyage:Main Page

UnVoyage

Belltown

Welcome to UnVoyage

The content-free, worldwide travel guide that nobody cares about.

57 weird travel guides in English. 2 in Klingon.

Got a specific question? Better learn the language!

More: Destinations • Guide to UnVoyage • Travel Guides • UnVoyagers

New Jersey

New Jersey was founded after Old Jersey got pwned by Poseidon. Recently, Jew Jersey was bored so it tried to add New York and Philadelphia to the state. Its main industries are corn, wood, dust, horse rides, and art – not!

California

California is a small penis-shaped planet right next to the planet of Viagra. It used to be a state in the USA but when the Gay Wars happened in 2015 the San Fransicoans took it, moved it far away, and reshaped it into their favorite toy, the dildo.

Cornwall

Cornwall is the bastard English name given to the Kingdom of Kernow which is a kingdom located to the South West of the United Kingdoms. It is a very safe and lovely holiday destination with no crime, where drugs are legal and plentiful.      Just kidding…

Featured UnVoyager: Haha   is an awesome UnVoyager who has made two awesome travel guides: New Jersey and California. They're pretty long and pretty awesome. Good for them us! More Featured UnVoyagers »

Overview: UnVoyage is a collaborative project to create a content-free, complete, up-to-date*ish, and superbly UnReliable world-wide travel guide. UnVoyage is built by UnTravelers and UnVoyagers from around the globe. Articles can cover any level of geographic specificity, from entire continents to local travel destinations. UnVoyage also includes articles on travel-related topics, phrasebooks for travelers, and suggested itineraries.

What you can do! Explore places. Write stuff:

UnVoyage is part of the Uncyclomedia Foundation

Uncyclopedia is hosted by the Uncyclomedia Foundation, a non-profitable organization that also hosts a range of other projects as well as some foreign language Uncyclopedias and Illogicopedia.

• 
  UnNews
  News on crack
• 
  Uncyclopedia
  The content-free encyclopedia
• 
  Undictionary
  Best left unsaid
• 
  UnTunes
  Noisy things
• 
  UnGames
  Ways to waste away
• 
  HowTo
  Like Ikea without the pictures
• 
  UnBooks
  Content-free books
• 
  Unquotable
  Useless misquotes
• 
  Uncycloversity
  No student loans
• 
  UnPoetia
  Dreams deferred
• 
  UnDebate
  Debate the irrelevant
• 
  UnScripts
  We ruin stage too
• 
  Why?
  Because
• 
  UnReviews
  Hack frauds
• 
  UnVoyage
  Armchair travel
• 
  Uncyclomedia
  The Foundation