Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/October 11のソースを表示ひょうじ

[[File:Dodo.jpg|right|140px|Tastes like chicken]]
'''[[October]] 11:''' '''[[Dodo|Tasty Birds Day]]'''
*[[1000 AD - 1699 AD|1581]] - The [[Portugal|Portuguese]] are the first to deep fry the tasty [[dodo]]
*[[1776]] - [[George Washington]] devours a bald eagle.
*[[1809]] - Famed explorer Meriwether Lewis dies of a gunshot wound. Although it is generally believed to be a suicide, others note that suspicious-looking [[New Zealand|kiwis]] were seen lurking in the area.
*[[1890]] - [[American]]s stop eating [[pigeons]] after an intensive ad campaign by [[chicken|Big Chicken]].
*[[1923]] - Scientists prove there are [[Why?:Aren't There Any Penguins Up North?|no penguins at the north pole]], after eating them all.
*[[1989]] - [[McDonald's]] introduces the ''Ostrich McNugget'' and the ''Fossilized Dodo Tendie'', despite heavy protests from environmental groups.
*[[2012]] - [[New York]] forces the homeless to eat pigeon in exchange for [[welfare]], activists cry fowl.
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