Uncyclopedia talk:Administrators

Banned IP

I apologize for posting this here, however it took quite awhile to find a page on which I'm not currently banned. I've tried contacting User:Dawg, and many of the other admins however I'm unable to contact anyone. I'm actually not sure if even this post will get through however I'm banned on the following IP's:

• 152.163.100.7 (Talk • Contribs (del) • Block (rem-lst-all) • Whois • City • Proxy? • WP Edits • Checkuser)
• 152.163.100.10 (Talk • Contribs (del) • Block (rem-lst-all) • Whois • City • Proxy? • WP Edits • Checkuser)
• 152.163.100.65 (Talk • Contribs (del) • Block (rem-lst-all) • Whois • City • Proxy? • WP Edits • Checkuser)
• 152.163.100.69 (Talk • Contribs (del) • Block (rem-lst-all) • Whois • City • Proxy? • WP Edits • Checkuser)
• 152.163.100.70 (Talk • Contribs (del) • Block (rem-lst-all) • Whois • City • Proxy? • WP Edits • Checkuser)
• 152.163.100.136 (Talk • Contribs (del) • Block (rem-lst-all) • Whois • City • Proxy? • WP Edits • Checkuser)
• 152.163.100.139 (Talk • Contribs (del) • Block (rem-lst-all) • Whois • City • Proxy? • WP Edits • Checkuser)
• 152.163.100.196 (Talk • Contribs (del) • Block (rem-lst-all) • Whois • City • Proxy? • WP Edits • Checkuser)
• 152.163.100.203 (Talk • Contribs (del) • Block (rem-lst-all) • Whois • City • Proxy? • WP Edits • Checkuser)

While I understand vandals need to be banned from time to time (and coming from Wikipedia I'm certainly used to that) however the reason all these IP's are banned are for of hard labour for insulting an admin AND screwing with many pages!. I checked the history (as I do periodicly to check up on any vandalizing coming from the IP) however of IP's I've found, only the last edit of one or two have been vandalized (with the vast majority of my edits outnumbering the two or three blankings) and found nothing of insulting an Admin. While it's been suggested I sign up for an account, although I'm rather against that (if not for the fact I would almost certainly contribute little, if any, humor to Uncyclopedia) and while I'm certainly used to one or two blocked IP's from time to time the problem I have is that nearly all of these addresses have no history of vandals and in fact have a large amount of useful contributions. If there was regular vandal activity on the IP's I use I would certainly sign up, if only to differenciate my edits from vandals, however it appears I'm the only regular user of these IP's. In any case would it be possible for someone to post this to 1735 before it's nominated for qvfd ?

We understand the inconvenience. We had to temporarily range block huge chunks of AOL's crap proxies due to some rather annoying things being done by a vandal, who had a different IP with each edit. You really must make a login if you are on aol during periods of vandalism. --Splaka 05:48, 20 Oct 2005 (UTC)

PS if you are the guy from User_talk:64.12.116.73 you must register. The wiki needs unfunny people too! Mostly to delete crap. With a login you can build trust, etc. --Splaka 06:13, 20 Oct 2005 (UTC)

I left an apology to you on my talk page since you have a dynamic IP - User_talk:Dawg.

old stuff

• Sparky the Wonderdog is born.
• Lord Alvin Redund celebrates his 128th birthday.
• October 20 - Someone is born but unfortunately nobody can remember who.

Category:Years (obviously the semi-colon needs to be taken out.)

GILBERT AND SULLIVAN'd

HUZZAH!--47 Monkeys 13:38, 8 Aug 2005 (UTC)--47 Monkeys 13:38, 8 Aug 2005 (UTC)--47 Monkeys 13:38, 8 Aug 2005 (UTC)--47 Monkeys 13:38, 8 Aug 2005 (UTC)--47 Monkeys 13:38, 8 Aug 2005 (UTC)--47 Monkeys 13:38, 8 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Wouldn't that song from HMS Pinafore be more appropriate "And I polished up the handle so carefully, That now I am the ruler of the Queen's Navy" ? --Joachim22 07:50, 27 June 2006 (UTC)

So...

Where's the RFA page on this site? ----Micoolio101 ^{(whine • vandalism)} 04:49, 6 November 2006 (UTC)

?

Where are those Cool, Sexy, Helpful Admins located ? 205.240.144.168 02:44, 14 June 2007 (UTC)

/me plucks out eyes, flees page. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 02:57, 14 June 2007 (UTC)

I'm telling you, that never gets old. And the great thing is that if it ever does, all one needs to do is add another adjective. Where are the cool, sexy, helpful, callipygian admins located? —rc (t) 04:14, 14 June 2007 (UTC)

Message to administrators

If you have a crush on Jenna, then block me infinite. If you don't have a crush on Jenna, then block me no more than one year. We'll Make it Last, by Doc Powell 22:51, 16 October 2007 (UTC)

Now, We'll Make it Last, by Doc Powell (unsurprisingly a stupid name from an equally unintelligent creature), this is no way to speak....ever. You sound like an uneducated prick, and furthermore frustrate me to the point of homicide for want of a less vague query. Next time you ask us about our crushes and whatnot, please be more specific. In closing, you suck.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:51, 17 October 2007 (UTC)

Obviously a sockpuppet of American United Airlines and United American Airlines. What's funny is that this guy's been blocked for 30 years. So apparently, YOU FAIL. --AAA! (AAAA) 05:32, 17 October 2007 (UTC)

The sad part is that it's this easy to amuse this guy...unlike me. It takes at least a jingling of keys to keep my interest. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 05:41, 17 October 2007 (UTC)

/me dangles daddy's keys in front of MO --AAA! (AAAA) 05:47, 17 October 2007 (UTC)

/me claps hands, is amused, spills sippycup Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 06:03, 17 October 2007 (UTC)

Q

How do we become admins on this site? – Preceding unsigned comment added by Electrical Experiment (talk • contribs)

We don't. Go edit articles.   Le Cejak • <19:52, 22 Jun 2008>

That pic

It made me laugh when I first joined the site and it still does today. -- Hindleyite Converse • ?pedia 13:18, 11 November 2008 (UTC)

Pages to be deleted

There doesn't appear to be a way to delete a user page, once it has stopped serving its purpose. Can you suggest a way to do this? Phrank Psinatra 02:05, August 30, 2011 (UTC)

Uncyclopedia:QuickVFD. --Andorin Kato 02:10, August 30, 2011 (UTC)

Remove Zana Dark

Per title. --Rock-O-Jello ❤ (I'm listening...) 20:49, 12 January 2022 (UTC)

 Done Thanks for pointing that out. MrX blow me 21:01, 12 January 2022 (UTC)

Vous est bienvenu. Maintenant, où est mon argent? :P --Rock-O-Jello ❤ (I'm listening...) 19:33, 17 January 2022 (UTC)

Yeah, the cheque's in the mail. MrX blow me 20:16, 17 January 2022 (UTC)

Update again

WohMi needs 2 b added 2. --Rock-O-Jello ❤ (I'm listening...) 21:50, 25 January 2022 (UTC)

 Done MrX blow me 22:26, 25 January 2022 (UTC)

Update again again

Add Shabidoo. --Rock-O-Jello ❤ (I'm listening...) 23:16, 11 May 2022 (UTC)

 Done How often do we update? Neither Kippy nor myself were on this list and we've both been admins for about four years now. PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 23:26, 11 May 2022 (UTC)

Not very often, I'm afraid. I'd've updated it myself but someone locked the page. Also, Kippy wasn't on the list because he's a b-crat lol. --Rock-O-Jello ❤ (I'm listening...) 23:35, 11 May 2022 (UTC)

Help

I need help with Unnews:Hell Discovered in Canada. Aliens are in love with me (talk) 08:12, 6 July 2023 (UTC)