Pubic hair

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Pubes begin with beautiful girls (like you ;)) or boys (if you are one). Your jungle/bush shall be pretty but DON'T USE TWESSERS TO TRIM THEM AS I HAVE TRIED AND FAILED.You must buy a gillex razer and gently massage the outer layer of pubic hairs with deep clensing shower wash ( vagina scrub) then simply shave yo bush!. You must belive in yourself. Its okay for your mom or dad to help you just hold your legs out and tuck in. If you have a loved one ( booty call) they can also help. If you have trust problems you can bring a pet into the room for comfort and widen your legs and bend over till your eye height with the vag and shave away until its flawless!. Your teacher is always there if you feel lonely to help you through the embarrassment of your groomings.

substances! The best substance to shave with is goo from creme eggs as it not only massages your vagina/willaaaay but exfoliates it purely. You can also use lorial. CHECK US OUT OF FACEBOOK!!! ( ciara fitzgerald) Im physic so yes Johnathan i know your having problems just chatme bro 8). Email me at CiaraFitzgerald931@gmail.com Cant wait to chat baaabesssh:*.



tips -Always caress your AREA with lotion or for a better result use chocolate sauce for an easier shave. -Friends are always there for you like Brendan Twomey is always there for me. -Put icecubes in a hot shower to calm the bush! -If you want more tips my information is above add me ;) -If you are experiancing ITCHY vag area rub sudo cream on to soften.