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Today's featured article – CalciumCalcium is the twentieth element in the Idiotic Table, and is a form of metal that can be found in the earth's crust. Down there, it is the fifth most popular metal, putting it very high on the leaderboard for most famous metals. Its appearance resembles a crinkly old tissue that has been up your nan's sleeve for six years, and has a dull grey colour with a little tinge of yellow thrown in there for the meme. It is known for being stronger than even lead, showing that you don't have to have a high atomic number to be hard as nails. One of calcium's best-known abilities is to subtly strengthen the bones of anyone who consumes it, upping their defence and attack speed. Calcium can often give this boost if it is in some sort of food or drink, for example milk and cheese, but can also be found in things like pig faeces and Flintstones gummies. If you were to eat calcium raw, however, you would die. This is because calcium is a metal, and you can't just straight up eat metal. If you did eat metal, what would likely happen is if it was to enter your intestines, it would make a hole in it, and chances are that after that, you'd just keel over and die. So don't do it unless you want to die. (more...) Recently featured:
Previously featured article – Mike JohnsonMike Johnson (born January 30, 1972) is this month's Speaker of the United States House of Representatives. Also known as MAGA Mike, or more recently Meager Mike, the dapper Johnson got the gavel in 2023. His doll-like size conceals a giant ego, though he looks like a schoolboy on day-release from college. (more...) Did you know ...
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