Bill Gates' sperm: second most-wanted in China
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)
james stringer @ Jul 3rd 2007 5:22AM
Too bad the kid would be called windows....
james stringer @ Jul 3rd 2007 5:25AM
Eww and be friends with steve Balmers kids..syk
dglaz @ Jul 3rd 2007 5:24AM
I bet Billy is relieved to know that he has a backup plan is the money runs out.
Someone has a Mac Plus
dglaz @ Jul 3rd 2007 5:30AM
is = if
REDbULL Runner @ Jul 3rd 2007 5:30AM
"Bill Gates was the second most popular choice to plow those fertile asian fields."
AHAHA... Single best thing i've seen on engadget for a while. Thanks, You've made my day.
L. Cyphre @ Jul 3rd 2007 5:38AM
Meh, that's only because they didn't ask the women about ME.
ssuk @ Jul 3rd 2007 7:11AM
Bitches don't know about my sperm
amirite?
Atanas Boev @ Jul 3rd 2007 5:49AM
Bill screwed them anyway with windows authentification :)
Dennis @ Jul 3rd 2007 5:53AM
and authorification
lettcco @ Jul 3rd 2007 5:57AM
Here in America Steve Job would be number 1 on the list as there are tons of Iphone "suckers"
Aditya Kuber @ Jul 3rd 2007 6:00AM
Wow. So we could have Bill Gates Junior(s) creating more versions of Windows? No no.
mike @ Jul 3rd 2007 6:06AM
maybe the questionnaire came with the photo used on this post.
mike @ Jul 3rd 2007 6:08AM
btw, I'm an asian and I know someone who treats bill gates as her idol
Paul @ Jul 3rd 2007 6:25AM
That photograph is disturbingly suitable for this article..
Daneeeh @ Jul 3rd 2007 1:06PM
Totally, look at that face... he's saying "come get me"
Dan @ Jul 3rd 2007 7:04PM
Really? I see, "Come get me, sweet-ums."
Adoniteking @ Jul 3rd 2007 6:29AM
boy! am i glad to be in the 21st century....talk about UGLY computers!!
stfloo @ Jul 3rd 2007 1:45PM
Don't worry Adoniteking, what you have today will be considered ugly and primitive in the 22nd century!
Anni @ Jul 3rd 2007 6:31AM
"Andy Lau was the number one choice even though he can't code his way out of a paper bag."
What do you mean???? Andy Lau is a smart, adorable guy, way better than Gates. You don't have to like him, but you don't have to insult him. Especially since what you wrote is not true :P
Michael Leung @ Jul 3rd 2007 6:44AM
That's pretty funny!^^
I am a guy from Hong Kong!
Excuse me,
I want to know
what "he can't code his way out of a paper bag" means.
Who can answer me?
Thank you very much!
*I've already found this phrase in Wiktionary, but still don't understand.
Sorry for interrupting!
mike @ Jul 3rd 2007 7:01AM
I think it came from:
He couldn't fight his way out of a paper bag.
or
He couldn't find his way out of a paper bag.
Which should be very easy considering that it is made of paper (fight/punch) and there is only one way out (find)
Camperton @ Jul 3rd 2007 7:02AM
it means he's bad at it.
tekdemon @ Jul 3rd 2007 8:19AM
It translates to meaning:
"even though Andy Lau doesn't know how to write computer programs"
The paper bag thing is basically because paper bags are easy to tear, so if you can't do something well enough (to get) "out of a paper bag" it means you can't do that that thing very well.
Yeah it's confusing. Just think of it as "is bad at" or "can't"
Passarinhuu @ Jul 3rd 2007 7:28AM
Oh Bill, that pose is soooo damn sexy! rotfl
:shocked: omg! ahahahahhahaha! he is like, in a "ready to donate sperm" pose...
Michael Leung @ Jul 3rd 2007 7:37AM
O...I see what you mean!LOL!
Heehee...
fontendet24 @ Jul 3rd 2007 8:04AM
What is this? Photoset for Playboy?
I.M. Yerpappy @ Jul 3rd 2007 7:57AM
So then the first most wanted is Steve Jobs sperm, I suppose.
Honestly, I thought all those Asian women went for pretty boy movie actors like Tom Cruise or Brad Pitt.
Trace The Hedgehog @ Jul 3rd 2007 10:46AM
No you silly macaroni humper, its some veteran they want to screw with the most.
Brian10 @ Jul 3rd 2007 11:20AM
Andy Lau IS a pretty boy actor.
Ypoknons @ Jul 3rd 2007 9:03AM
Chiu. Hong Kong products are always better ;)
Ypoknons @ Jul 3rd 2007 9:04AM
On the second thought, I'm surprised that Tony Leung beat Leehom. Leehom's not Takeshi Kaneshiro hot, but he is pretty popular.
des1119 @ Jul 3rd 2007 9:25AM
just get bill and all those women on "surface" and drag the sperms over.
Michael Leung @ Jul 3rd 2007 9:42AM
Maybe most of them are not really interested in Bill Gates itself, they may be interested on his money!
Michael Leung @ Jul 3rd 2007 9:43AM
"in his money"
sorry for the mistake!
AlphaOmega @ Jul 5th 2007 6:22AM
You mean, his money-shot?
Timothy Sottek @ Jul 3rd 2007 9:46AM
Where did the iPhone place on the list?
Mike @ Jul 3rd 2007 9:52AM
This has to be the best example ever of linking a suitable photo with a story! LOL!
Bill Gates - Stud Muffin!
JJ @ Jul 3rd 2007 10:08AM
With a picture like that of Bill Gates, it makes me curious what would happen if they had a calendar spread of all these computer pioneers in such poses. Bill Gates could be January. Steve Jobs in some other pose. I wonder if it would sell.... Hmmm...
mathew @ Jul 3rd 2007 10:23AM
Bill Gates can't code his way out of a paper bag either. The last thing he developed was Altair BASIC, and he had help from Monte Davidoff and Paul Allen with that. He purchased MS-DOS fully functional from Seattle Computer Products, Word was written by Simonyi and Brodie, and by the time Windows was in development Gates was a full time CEO/Manager.
jill @ Jul 3rd 2007 10:23AM
where is Stephen Colbert's formula 401 on that list?
OddManOut @ Jul 3rd 2007 11:31AM
"Meh, that's only because they didn't ask the women about ME."
Yeah...reminding them that Billy G was ultimately the man responsible for Windows Millenium Edition probably would be a turn off...
Using Windows Right Now @ Jul 3rd 2007 12:11PM
A correction to one of the assumptions made by your reporter: there's precious little concrete evidence that Mr. Gates can code his way out of a paper bag, either. Witness the past, oh, 25 years of Microsoft products.
slyecho @ Jul 3rd 2007 12:31PM
Found out about the picture:
http://www.snopes.com/photos/people/gates.asp
jumpthesnark @ Jul 3rd 2007 1:41PM
Some people will do anything to get invited to "The Social," as long as it doesn't mean buying a Zune.
Anton James @ Jul 3rd 2007 1:43PM
Is that an Apple computer I see in his geek sex lair?
Michael Leung @ Jul 4th 2007 11:01PM
There was an Apple Macintosh behind his bottom.
rokerovakero @ Jul 3rd 2007 2:56PM
I just hope his sperm doesn't come with a "virus", but they do WANT his sperm so I guess using a "Trojan" is out of the question, I bet he is a gross "backdoor" kind of guy...
ric @ Jul 3rd 2007 3:19PM
This got to be most racist theme topic by far .
#1 this is technology blog, not some social commentary about sex
#2, this quote:
"Bill Gates was the second most popular choice to plow those fertile asian fields. Oddly, veteran Hong Kong actor Andy Lau was the number one choice even though he can't code his way out of a paper bag."
why is it a surprise for a HK movie star to be #1 in Asia? This is such typical white privilege smug talk that comes out of white men is so damn annoying. I love how Thomas Ricker ( asianphile racist white man-no doubt) used " plowing" as a adjective for sex in a TECHNOLOGY blog
GREAT JOB engadget!
Jason Masters @ Jul 3rd 2007 11:42PM
Ummm were you being sarcastic? with this
"why is it a surprise for a HK movie star to be #1 in Asia? This is such typical white privilege smug talk that comes out of white men is so damn annoying. I love how Thomas Ricker ( asianphile racist white man-no doubt) used " plowing" as a adjective for sex in a TECHNOLOGY blog"
I certainly hope so because that comment was sarcasm on engadget's part because basically noone finds coding sexy which is what they're getting at. Please don't confuse sarcasm with racism.
BigD @ Jul 3rd 2007 8:35PM
I wonder how they feel about Carlos Slim, now that he's blown "Dollar Bill" out of the water.