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Ken Sunshine Would Never Have Paris Hilton
MON JUL 2 2007 AT 6:00 pm
BY DOREE
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MON JUL 2 2007 AT 6:00 pm
BY DOREE
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les guerres burger
Ever since management decided to make its restaurants feel less American, the French have been flocking to McDonald's for their ground up bits of cow viscera and labia. [NYS]
burger wars
If you're the kind of patriotic consumer who demands that your ground up bits of cow viscera and labia are purely American cow viscera and labia, you'll rush over to A&W;, whose ground up bits of cow viscera and labia are of 100% U.S. origin, as opposed to McDonald's, which gets its ground up bits of cow viscera and labia from all over the world. [NYP]
news you can't use
"Well, it finally happened. I farted during sex." [One D]
why we don't watch c-span
"It's not every day that Brian Lamb uses the expression "dickhead' on the air, or tells himself, 'You suck.'" [National Journal]
stop sending richard belzer sightings
We refuse to acknowledge that Richard Belzer of Law and Order is famous enough to be celebrity-sighted for the Stalker map. It's like saying "I saw the postman delivering my mail." If you live in Manhattan, you have seen Richard Belzer. You probably are Richard Belzer. We love you, but stop telling us.
inchoate ponderings
Is it any coincidence that the movie Ratatouille could, possibly, be pronounced "Ratatwee," and the film seems to have found special favor with a particular brand of anthropomorphism-loving hipster?
MON JUL 2 2007 AT 3:40 pm
BY EMILY
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Latest by yourfriendandneighbor: I just figured out that Zach Braff is doing the voiceovers for Wendy's. more
Would You Fuck The New 'Jake'? [jezebel.com]
MON JUL 2 2007 AT 3:20 pm
BY CHOIRE
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MON JUL 2 2007 AT 3:00 pm
BY DOREE
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MON JUL 2 2007 AT 2:40 pm
BY EMILY
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Latest by nigerienne: If those special projects include botox, some lip injections and long overdue rhino, then good luck! more
MON JUL 2 2007 AT 2:20 pm
BY JOSH
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