by Scott Jon Siegel Oct 4th 2007 4:30AM
Filed under: Culture, Microsoft Xbox 360, First Person Shooters, Video
Continuing a
tradition of throwing spitefully negative reviews in the face of overwhelmingly positive reception, The Escapist's angry video-reviewer Yahtzee has turned his sights on Bungie's
Halo 3 -- and you better believe that it's enough to make the Sony and Nintendo Defense Forces blush.
Yahtzee's
spitting-mad review might be in part a reaction to the high demand for it; he proudly admits to having had no intention of reviewing the megaton first-person shooter until an inordinate number of requests -- and his editor -- forced him to. Still, it's always refreshing to hear unabashedly critical reactions to a game that's largely been walking on water.
Catch the carnage after the break.
Tags: bungie, escapist-magazine, escapistmagazine, halo, halo-3, halo3, ndf, reviews, sdf, yahtzee, zero-punctuation, zeropunctuation
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its nice to hear a review from someone who doesnt start out with the words 'this game is review proof' or ' everyone is going to buy it anyways'before going on to say exactly why the fans would like it
the FANS
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But I thought this review was a little harsh. Yes Halo is overhyped beyond compare, but it definetally isnt average, it oozes with production value and quality. And the multiplayer experience is flawless (although sometimes connecting to friends is a drag...)
And I have to disagree with the statement that many games have done what Halo has and better. I dont think he knows that Halo was really the first GOOD Console FPS and that every other console FPS has followed in its footsteps. Even bioshock.
I think he tried to hard to be controversial. Although I am really against the major hype halo gets. Its a really good game. It isnt the best game ever, or the greatest gameplay experience in the world! But it is a really good value. And thats what matters.
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I think Halo is THE game to play when you are into CONSOLE FPS but there have always been better franchises for the PC market.
Yet I've to give Halo the best (read "most active") community award, atleast for America.
But enjoy playing it by all means.
There are a small number of PC shooters that are arguably better. None of them feature local multiplayer, though. Local multiplayer is what made Halo popular in the first place, long before you could take the thing online.
Halo 3 also gives solid campaign, great co-op, neat Forge mode, new competitive co-op, the best local multiplayer, and a very robust, deep, and smooth online multiplayer experience.
Which shooter does all of those things better again?
So no, he's being particularly harsh, IMO.
I dont remember PC FPS's games that dont have LAN MP as an option. If Im to believe what you say, LAN parties started with Halo!
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are you saying that Halo is just better than any of those games that revolutionalized FPS MP games.(CS,UT99-2004,Quake3,RTCW,ET)
Halo is a decent game. There, I said it. A decent game. I'll agree with your above average comment.
The UT series allowed users to create their own maps and mods. While Forge is more user friendly, its also more limited. You could also record in UT 2004. Again. not as user friendly but still there.
So to answer your last question.
The Unreal Series does it better.
Like singleplayer? = average.
Like mutiplayer? = rocks.
the review was pretty funny though. I sure had more fun with that review than the SP of Halo 1.
He definitely highlights all the problems with the game, and none of them are made up or unjustifyable.
Oh and his style of journalism is needless to say, unforgiving and sarcastic. Its not like he just has some unbased hatred for halo so...
DOWN FANBOYS!
DOWN!
Good boys.
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Don't agree with most of his sentiments, but damn he's funny.
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Also, if you read the end credits to the Halo 3 review you'll notice his lament about having promised to do this review given enough interest and having been forced to keep his word.
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HDR engine that can't run smooth above it's non-HD resolution, enemy AI that isn't so smart, HAVOK (are they using that again? not as intertwined as Half Life's).
As for the pause everything and rewind. That is nothing from a dev perspective. Simply an array that records the position and direction of all objects.
Honest to mofo god. You like Halo 3 but it's not what you think it is. Battlefield, ET:QW, HL2 all have much better (even older) engines.
And the controls morphing to my hand? WTF. No, they really didn't. My hand was used to Halo 1 (since it was the last decent Halo game) and Bioshock. I turned to Halo 3 and got the controls wrong on many times and wished for a keyboard and mouse to actually get precision aiming working.
Sorry for that.
Oh, and no FPS is even slightly close to having the tightest controls of any console game. That honour goes to Super Mario Sunshine (which being a Halo fanboy I'm sure you never have and never will play), with daylight second.
By all means like the game, be a fan of Halo, but ffs, don't act as if it's some sort of perfect masterpiece, even Bungie themselves wouldn't say that.
I found it amusing that EGM gave Halo3 the best AI award and killzone 2 the worst. Makes me kind of scared for KZ2 if Halo 3's AI is that fuckin dumb.
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They were my favorites too, in their day. It is time to move on.
On topic, his gripes were fair. His style is to be comically harsh, and I thought this one was clever. I didn't get any incentives and paid for my game and I'd still give it a 9/10.
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Dude, you speak as if you know what you're talking about and it's your ignorance and then run off with the mouth that really irk me.
I've been spoilt by Half Life 2 myself. Single played with HL2, Ep1 and soon Ep2 and Portal. Multiplayer with CS:S, Deathmatch and TF2 all for the same price as Halo 3 (and with better controls).
2 giant royal fingers I stick up at Bungie.
(though like Yahtzee it's not a bad game. But even the 360 has better FPS.)
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and
"Goldeneye on the N64 preceded Halo by a good margin and is the better title."
Have you guys played those games recently? With the exception of Half Life, which still kicks ass, time hasnt treated those games very well. Especially Golden Eye. Now have you played Halo or Halo 2 recently? They are still just as good as they have always been, they just dont look as good as they use to. Thats because just like Half Life and Half Life 2, they were and are still are truly great games.
I still found the reivew funny, even though he has shit on every game he ever reviewed.
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The review is more of "why the game is awesome" as opposed to "why the game sucks" for Psychonauts.
I pretty much agree with all his points on Halo 3. Ever since the 2nd one came out, it was obvious Bungie only cared to market to the multi-player nuts. Halo 3 is an impossibly sub-par single-player experience compared to almost any other FPS on the market. I'm glad Unreal 3 comes out this year or I wouldn't have played a solid FPS in the year 2007.
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I tell you what is unoriginal though; dribbling fuck-tards like you that shit out posts like this because it's "cool" to rag on something popular. Halo 2 & 3 brought nothing new to the table and Halo 1's level design was horrid, but to say it was unoriginal is fucking stupid.
He admits right up front that he hasn't played either Halo. I'm pretty sure if this doesn't exclude someone from reviewing the game, it should at least be taken into consideration.
He calls out that several things in the game have been done before. He's right! See my above comment. Halo spawned numerous FPS features which are now considered commonplace, such as regenerating health, restrictions on weapons you can hold at one time, etc.
He doesn't play multiplayer. I don't have the figures, but some insane percentage of people who bought Halo last week took the game online, almost bringing the servers to a halt. Very few people who are fanatical about Halo are playing *just* for the campaign.
He says the game cycles in difficulty. Again, see my first comment. Pacing was one of the things that the first Halo brought mainstream, interchanging fierce gunfighting with vehicular sequences. It isn't supposed to be one steady treadmill upwards. And of course, that treadmill varies *greatly* depending on the difficulty you are playing. Normal can seem like a run-and-gun shooter at times, while Legendary or even Heroic can seem like a tactical strategy game. So, I don't think blanket statements on difficulty are really possible with the Halo series.
It's pretty clear from his reference to Bioshock that he probably isn't the target audience for this game. They are very different games even from a single player experience. Halo has always been contrasted against games like Bioshock, and other "thinking" shooters, and it never intends to be anything other than what it is. He's comparing apples to oranges with this reference, and even Half Life doesn't seem properly placed next to the Halo series in my opinion.
I normally love this guy's reviews, and he definitely points out flaws which have been stated before, even in people's glowing reviews he rags on so much.
However, apparently reviewing a Honda Civic as if it were a Porche 911 in a speedy, cockney accent is enough fuel to the fire of the Sony Defense Force to keep them from admitting that Halo 3 might actually be a really, really great game." -Roger H
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