1. those bastards...

Posted at 4:21PM on Oct 3rd 2007 by Cody

2. That was freaking hilarious.

Posted at 4:23PM on Oct 3rd 2007 by BobTheMonkey

3. While a horrible review, I have to say that video was absolutely brilliant. I tip my hat (Or I would, if I had one on) to these guys

Posted at 4:25PM on Oct 3rd 2007 by Josh

4. These always leave me wondering if guy likes any video games that much.

Posted at 4:26PM on Oct 3rd 2007 by Tony

5. not such a great review but still hilarious !! darn aussies...:P

Posted at 4:28PM on Oct 3rd 2007 by WTangoFoxtrot

6. ROFL

Posted at 4:28PM on Oct 3rd 2007 by D. Axel

7. That was LMAO hilarious!!!

Posted at 4:30PM on Oct 3rd 2007 by Neil

8. haha, that guy is hilarious. i loved the bioshock review, as well. though i love halo 3, his points are more than valid. why give a perfect score to a very imperfect game? then again, the multiplayer options more than make it for it for me. but since he doesn't care for mp, i guess he's a twat, as well! either way, it's always fun and refreshing to hear this dude trash the biggest releases once in a while

Posted at 4:32PM on Oct 3rd 2007 by wei

9. Best...review...evar...

The vehicle AI part is so ridiculously true and makes everyone who claims the AI is so advanced sound absolutely retarded. I've yet to get into a vehicle with an AI driver and get from point A to point B without an extended period of rock humping.

Posted at 4:32PM on Oct 3rd 2007 by DjChad

10. Just an FYI, he's not an aussie, he just lives there.

He's british and I agree with him on soo many levels.

Posted at 4:32PM on Oct 3rd 2007 by Silver R. Wolfe

11. Someone should teach him to take a few breathes in between sentences. Maybe he would enjoy Halo 3 a bit more. Otherwise, good on you, Aussie.

Posted at 4:32PM on Oct 3rd 2007 by Darayz

12. Though he did say that STALKER was better than Bioshock, which is just stupid.

Posted at 4:33PM on Oct 3rd 2007 by Silver R. Wolfe

13. really, it doesnt matter if you agree or not with ZP, his reviews are always utter fucking genuis.

i disagreed with his bioshock review heavily, and then watched it 5 times and laughed more with each one.

"...An evil combination of hitler and skeletor that pisses pure malevolence.."


classic.

Posted at 4:35PM on Oct 3rd 2007 by Robotheart

14. I love these videoes. They are hilarious. I loved his Console War Rundown and Heavenly Sword videos. And finally we get some honest commentary on Halo 3 (I to have, dare I say, not played the first two).

******

Michael C. Sherrin
http://www.prodigeek.com/

Posted at 4:35PM on Oct 3rd 2007 by Michael C. Sherrin

15. Now that is a good review. ha!

Posted at 4:35PM on Oct 3rd 2007 by RudyHuxtable

16. i would say bioshock is a renter. no multiplayer. those australians just dont ilke multiplayer games becuase everyone who plays them is on the other side of the world and they lag to bad to enjoy them.

Posted at 4:39PM on Oct 3rd 2007 by Casey Keller

17. That's fantastic! Whilst these are obviously very tongue in cheek i wish more people would see how shockingly average H3 was as an INDIVIDUAL game, rather than the 'if u dnt liek teh haloz ur ghey!!1!' mentality that seems to spew out whenever it's mentioned anywhere...

And this is another small piece of proof why Brits and funnier than Americans ;-)

Posted at 4:39PM on Oct 3rd 2007 by Adam

18. I would say the AI is great on average... but only for the enemies. Even outside of a vehicle, NPC teammates are completely useless in this game. I often find the Arbiter just standing in place.

Posted at 4:40PM on Oct 3rd 2007 by Tony

19. ZP is just brilliant! His take on the Darkness and Bioshock was dead on!

Posted at 4:40PM on Oct 3rd 2007 by Gemini Ace

20. Halo 3 is a fun game no doubt but it still is one of the more overrated series in a long time. Right up there with FF VII...

That being said Halo 3 campaign should be experienced in co-op to be fully appreciated...

Posted at 4:41PM on Oct 3rd 2007 by JeremyK