Know your enemy this Thanksgiving
In those classic Kung-Fu movies, the wise, old teacher would always tell his dutiful student that he must learn to know his enemy. Know his style of attack, know his weaknesses ... that sort of thing. You too can benefit from knowing your enemy this Thanksgiving (and, no, I don't mean your cousin Larry, who you hated since you were both kids), and by doing so you will save yourself from the merciless attack unwanted fat and calories.
First, of course, you need to figure out who your enemy is. Could it be the mashed potatoes, smothered in brown gravy? Yeah, could be. They contain quite a bit of calories and high-GI carbs. But, is it possible that your Thanksgiving enemy is the turkey itself? Not really -- turkey, especially white meat, is a rather lean bird and also contains a great deal of protein. What, then, is the true Thanksgiving Day Enemy?
The Pies. Muhaa-ha-ha-haaaa. Yes, as you probably guessed, the dessert pies are what can really throw your attempts at eating a healthy Thanksgiving dinner out of whack. For starters, by the time you even reach dessert, you've probably already consumed well more than enough fat and calories for that meal (if not the entire day). Second, given the fact that it takes approximately 20 minutes for your brain to receive the "I'm Full!!" signal from your stomach, chomping down some pie is adding like sand to ... to .... to some clever analogy that I can't seem to think of at the moment.
Know your enemy, people. If you absolutely, positively cannot say no to pie this year (and I know I'll fall into this category, too), you should at least know what you're getting yourself into. Here's a quick fat and calorie breakdown for a variety of pie slices, many of which may be staring you down at your Thanksgiving dinner:
Cherry Pie - 22 grams of fat. 486 calories.
Apple Pie - 19.4 grams of fat. 411 calories.
Pumpkin Pie - 14.4 grams of fat. 316 calories.
Pecan Pie - 27.1 grams of fat. 503 calories.
Blueberry Pie - 17.5 grams of fat. 360 calories.
Lemon Meringue Pie - 16.4 grams of fat. 362 calories.
Make your choice carefully, grasshopper. Pass your knowledge to your loved ones, and the student will then have become the teacher.