Archers and out
A night of high emotion for Observer staff at departing editor Roger Alton's leaving bash at The Larder - and on the pavement outside, where the smokers gathered - in St John Street near the paper's Farringdon office yesterday. It was like attending a giant family party. In keeping with his obsession with The Archers, which spilled over into the occasional leader column, Alton was presented with a signed copy of last night's script of the Radio 4 soap, and a mocked-up eight page version of the paper, devoted to celebrating and lampooning his quirky originality and eccentricity. The spoof Obs promised an Observer Archers Monthly - "brilliant new FREE magazine, 1001 Lists of Lists"; and an Alton fashion feature - "Men's Style - why pink shirts and black suits will never go out of fashion".
Hold the front page... I forgot to write it!
The large picture of Roger Alton on the front page of his spoof leaving edition had a bubble sending up his scepticism about new media and love of the printed word. "OK, OK, I know I said I'd write the splash headline but I have to finish my podcast first; then I was hoping to update my blog and I'm desperate to upload some video on my home page, so Bob, Bob [Poulton, production editor]! Hold the front page, for f...'s sake!"
Forget left and right, stop all frightfulness
The leader inside sent up his regard for Tony Blair and support for the war on Iraq. "If a bunch of mad mullahs hate freedom so much they want to drag their country into vicious, bloodthirsty civil war, how is that the fault of Tony Blair (Peace be Upon Him)? ... By God, the left is repulsive. Hideous, pompous, Polly Toynbee-reading speed camera-erecting, pious, self regarding people, always banging on about cuts to the health service, seemingly unaware that the NHS is a frightful Stalinist behemoth... But of course, this newspaper prefers not to think in terms of left and right... we consider it our moral obligation to be frothy and aggressive in opposing the hideous outrage of shameful frightfulness wherever it raises its disloyal, cowardly, swivel-eyed head."
A true gent
John Mulholland, who succeeds Alton as editor, kicked off the formal speeches, which ran from 9pm to 11pm, with comfort breaks in between to allow half the staff to go out for a smoke, and the other half to recharge their glasses. Mulholland touched on "Alton time" - "The clocks are wrong, start the strategy meeting without me" - and his adherence to "one of life's great privileges": locking himself in the gents' toilet on Fridays, to read proofs in peace.
Tearful farewell
Roger Alton was visibly moved by a "Thank you Mr Alton" video made by children assisted by Kids Company, of which he is a patron, and another of the subjects which featured in his paper. As 11pm approached he finally took to the floor and told his staff: "All the good things about the paper are down to everyone here... it's been a fabulous evening, nice place, nice paper, I'm so proud of you. Thank you very much." The tears in his eyes were reflected back in the eyes of the hundreds who clapped and cheered.