We live in an era, Lost in Showbiz is pained to note, when the phrase "playboy lifestyle" has become so grossly devalued that it was recently deployed by a "close pal" of Charlotte Church's to describe the alleged drunken face-punching antics of her fiance Gavin Henson on a train journey back from a rugby match, thereby contravening the longstanding rule that the words "playboy lifestyle" and "19.37 First Great Western service to Cardiff" have no business appearing in the same celebrity news story as each other.