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Columnist calls video games 'crack cocaine'

A columnist in Canada has called video games "crack cocaine," bluntly proposing to readers: "Don't play video games." Writing for the conservative National Post, Father Raymond J. de Souza (pictured) explained that he "learned the truth" about video games the hard way -- he hasn't touched one after deleting Tetris. De Souza went on to label video games as "dangerous," blaming them for fat kids and missed pockets in time. Just about what you'd expect from "the crack cocaine of the electronic world."

As if approaching Godwin's Law wasn't enough, Father de Souza also insisted that too many games celebrate graphic violence, multifarious delinquency and borderline pornography. We guess Father de Souza will be missing out on the joys of Peggle too, what with Tetris being "deadly enough" for him.

[Via GamePolitics]

Tags: canada, conservative, desouza, national-post, souza, Tetris

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RKN2K
RKN2K
Dec 13th 2007
4:04PM
Wow.
Obie
Obie
Dec 13th 2007
4:56PM
I am amazed he managed to write this between fondling altar boys in the confessional.
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Zootittles
Zootittles
Dec 13th 2007
5:01PM
OH EXPLOITABLE
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"I am amazed he managed to write this between fondling altar boys in the confessional"

LOL total ownage. You win sir
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Bloo
Bloo
Dec 13th 2007
5:05PM
@Obie
Are you actually replying to RKN2K or did you just need to get you comment near the top of the page?
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JonFitt
JonFitt
Dec 13th 2007
5:29PM
How dare the games industry produce something that people actually like doing.

They should produce something that people avoid doing, like going to church.

Remember kids: If it's fun the Catholic Church is against it.

Catholicism: If you don't feel guilty, you're doing it wrong.
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GRANTED
GRANTED
Dec 13th 2007
10:44PM
I'd say he got it about right...
I'm going through some kind of withdrawal waiting for my crack coburnoutparadise to download.
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Jake
Jake
Dec 14th 2007
7:24AM
Games make people fat. Crack cocaine makes people skinny and crazy like this guy. He does mention crack a lot. Must be on his mind.
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SGT Grumbles
SGT Grumbles
Dec 13th 2007
4:06PM
Oh lawd...
Hmmm... which is worse: being addicted to video games or being addicted to crack?

Also, video games don't make kids fat. I think that has more to do with overeating and lack of exercise.
zlionsfan
zlionsfan
Dec 13th 2007
4:17PM
If anything, video-game "addiction" should result in underweight kids, not overweight kids. If you have one hand free to eat or drink, you're not an addict.

Also, you never catch the dragon.
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It could be argued that the lack of exercise comes from a devotion to sitting in front of the television to play, but the same could be said for DVDs and TV broadcasts. It's just easy for the ignorant to rag on games because they watch TV and movies and they need to pick something they don't do. Its the same reason liberal shit hippies can be all for banning cigarette smoking in public because smoking is so bad for you, but also try to make a case for legalizing weed. Regardless of which you want to call worse, breathing in smoke is bad for you; people just get uppity about the one that doesn't require them to change their lifestyle. In this case, its videogames. If you sit on your ass and eat doritos in front of ESPN or sit on your ass and eat doritos in front of Halo, you're still on your ass eating doritos.
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A pat on the back for you Trev, well played.
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David
David
Dec 13th 2007
5:26PM
He indicated that TV is bad for you too. I think video games and TV alike suffer from being "passive entertainment" as described in the article -- but video games much LESS so than other forms of entertainment. In fact, I liken video games more to a form of intense meditation.
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Jack
Jack
Dec 13th 2007
5:34PM
@Trev


Well to the hippies defense, they never said they wanted to smoke it in public.
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...unless, of course, the kids are eating the games and/or snorting them up their noses.
gonk
gonk
Dec 13th 2007
8:14PM
they can just collect the dust after blending their copies of halo 3
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danny.
danny.
Dec 13th 2007
4:11PM
I agree. He missed out on the similar wallet-reducing effect that crack and video games have. As well as the strain that constant use puts on a relationship. I need some Rehab-Hero right about now (not a crack head)...
CJC
CJC
Dec 13th 2007
4:14PM
Tetris is murder! Rows of blocks have feelings too.

Every row you clear brings you a bit closer to the bottom... of HELL.
Szu
Szu
Dec 13th 2007
4:51PM
Well played, I've never looked at Tetris that way. It's block genocide, pure and simple.
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DBuck_Eye
DBuck_Eye
Dec 13th 2007
4:14PM
Those conservative catholic ___holes strike again! No wonder Clinton is a shoe-in for president.
hvnlysoldr
hvnlysoldr
Dec 13th 2007
4:30PM
Or it could backfire like Vote or Die resulting in all of them going to the polls to ly,.. err keep her out...
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kinshadow
kinshadow
Dec 13th 2007
4:41PM
It's too bad that she is just as bad (or worse) of a game Nazi.
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DSR7997
DSR7997
Dec 13th 2007
5:18PM
I don't think "shoe in" is as certain as you think it is.
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DBuck_Eye
DBuck_Eye
Dec 13th 2007
6:14PM
When you say she is a shoe in, do you mean that Hilary Clinton isn't a shoe in (possible), or the Democratic Party's candidate isn't a shoe in (highly improbable)?
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HOBBER
HOBBER
Dec 13th 2007
4:15PM
This guy is basically God, he's got to be right!
Mr.ESC
Mr.ESC
Dec 13th 2007
4:16PM
What you know priests don’t dig fat children. Another benefit of being obese Oh Crap heart attack!!!
Courtney
Courtney
Dec 13th 2007
4:18PM
Sign him up for a WoW account. Regular games are addictive, but I can and do walk away from them. Weeks and months of my life disappeared thanks to MMOs (which is why I don't play those anymore).

Of course, I'm also addicted to that dirty thing called reading books.
shamgar03
shamgar03
Dec 13th 2007
4:57PM
I actually find books way more addictive and more mind altering. People who say game effect people in a way completely different from anything else should consider that in books you literally think each word as you read it. Maybe I'm alone but if I read a particular author enough my thoughts start to match the writing style of the author. I love books but I have to be just as careful about when I pick up a book as I do about when I pick up a video game. You have to be prepared to drop a lot of hours either way.
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I remember back in 2000 I was in such a bad way that I was blowing the guy at the arcade for tokens to play Tekken Tag Tournament. I was so bad that I would sneak off into the bathroom at work to feed my Tamagotchi.
deaftly
deaftly
Dec 13th 2007
4:22PM
GodIsAMyth?
Mr Khan
Mr Khan
Dec 13th 2007
4:46PM
Oh he would've shit himself with glee (or rage) about this
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Bluey
Bluey
Dec 13th 2007
4:23PM
Taken in moderation, video games are fine. The problem is when they take over your life and family, health, relationships, work, study, etc suffer.

I dont think it is helpful at all to promote banning them. If anything, that approach would be counter productive to the message he is trying to send.
Mr.ESC
Mr.ESC
Dec 13th 2007
4:26PM
Well seriously yeah videogames are addictive but I believe that concerns more to the grown up people that have money to buy whatever they want than the kids or teenagers that receive money from their parents and that unable to buy lots of videogames like working adults but they can do whatever they want I mean hey have employees, is their fault if they can’t pay the rent of that month because they bought a PS3.

Now if you want to know something that is more addictive than crack try card games,10x more expensive than videogames. Hell once I met a guy that bought 5,000 in lord of the rings cards. I’m serious he bought like 10 boxes or something; the floor was filled by open booster packs.
Korova
Korova
Dec 13th 2007
4:27PM
Pwned by Tetris! Wow. Yeah, dude, stay away, Tetris is totally violent, delinquent porn.

sucker
Zootittles
Zootittles
Dec 13th 2007
5:04PM
Well, it's a fact that 3 out of the 7 Tetris pieces are quite phallic in appearance.
(5 out of 7 if you count mutants)
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Mr.ESC
Mr.ESC
Dec 13th 2007
4:27PM
That guy looks like a pedophile to ya?,I would say yes.
xFenixKnightx
xFenixKnightx
Dec 13th 2007
4:34PM
Hi,

My name is "Fenix" and my friends and I pull all nighter crack sessions....and I'm not ashamed about it damnit!!!
Bertrand
Bertrand
Dec 13th 2007
4:34PM
Well, video games are a drug and priests are pedophiles. 15 all.
AoE
AoE
Dec 13th 2007
4:36PM
Freeway EA Ross huh?

What's being "stepped on" to make video game crack-cocaine I wonder? 100% pure Columbian videos?
Rob Accomando
Rob Accomando
Dec 13th 2007
4:36PM
If Video games are so bad... then I MUST be going to hell.
Zootittles
Zootittles
Dec 13th 2007
5:00PM
If video games are so wrong, I don't wanna be right.
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Rob Accomando
Rob Accomando
Dec 13th 2007
6:10PM
I was gonna write that first. heh. :)
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Zertoss
Zertoss
Dec 13th 2007
4:37PM
In related news:

Blog Commenters Call Father Raymond J. de Souza 'Moron'
Blazur
Blazur
Dec 13th 2007
4:37PM
That man deserves to be fragged.
StarFoxA
StarFoxA
Dec 13th 2007
4:38PM
Haha, what a dick. Yes, some videogames are too addicting (I'm looking at you WoW), but to say something like that about ALL videogames just shows his ignorance. Some games end dipshit, do your research.

As for kids getting obese... I guess TV, internet, and fat food have nothing to do with that right? Noooo... it's the videogames. God damn scapegoating son of a whore.

Video games are to relax, and if you get hooked and play much more than you should, it says a lot more about your lack of self control than it does about video games.
Mr Khan
Mr Khan
Dec 13th 2007
4:48PM
You idiots obviously all missed the point

He means that junkies are crushing their DVD's, BRD's, UMD's, and NDS cartridges and smoking them to get high

duh :P
Zorink
Zorink
Dec 13th 2007
4:51PM
No, video games are better than crack cocaine.

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