What about you guys? Did you flurj your friends at The Office? Well, everything is a-okay now. Your fictional friends from Dunder-Mifflin are back, and your good buddy Jay (quite possibly fictional, we're working it out in therapy) is back reviewing every episode mere seconds after it's aired! So, sit back, relax, and sharpen your commenting fingers! On to the review!
What's changed from last season? Well, not much: Jim is still not engaged to Pam, Michael is still crushing hard on Holly (and still somehow involved with Candle Jan and her sperm-donor baby), and Angela is still boinking Dwight while Andy contorts himself like Reed Richards to accommodate her every ludicrous demand.
Things move pretty quickly from there, though. Using the clever framing device of a weight-loss contest set over the course of the summer, we're shown the eight weeks we missed in a single hour.
First, Pam heads off to art school (at the Pratt Institute, where I'll be performing this coming Oct. 2nd -- I'll be sure to let you know if they're offering a Pam Beasley tour) and tries to keep up a long-distance relationship with Jim. We're shown a few glimpses at the difficulty in doing this: Pam kicking Jim out of her dorm room to counsel a girl over stolen soy milk, Michael hijacking their video-chat, and Pam getting a new set of artsy friends.
It was this last point that made me nervous. I think we all predicted last season that this was the obvious direction to go: Pam goes to art school, and drama is created when she meets the motivated, artsy-fartsy version of Jim. When Pam started talking to that chunky guy with the goofy hair, I immediately figured out the next twelve-episode arc. I mean, that had to be why he was introduced, right!? (Not to mention the fact that if Pam starts falling for him, it would give hope to the legion of fat, doofy guys -- like me! -- who have crushes on Jenna Fischer. We're talking a brilliant ratings ploy).
Greg Daniels, you magnificent bastard, you had something else up your sleeve! No wonder they call you "The Desert Fox!" More on that surprise in a bit.
Second, Michael is trying hard to keep Jim's advice about trying to be friends with Holly before making a move on her. This is incredibly difficult for him as it seems that she is his Imzadi; it's obvious to anyone that they belong together. As Michael plays it cool, though, Holly starts up a relationship with Oscar's yoga instructor.
I need a ruling from the commenters on this one. I think that Jim is absolutely, 100% wrong in advising Michael to become friends first. I mean, it worked out for him and Pam, but only after three seasons of verging-on-melodrama angst and a broken barroom mirror. I'm enjoying the awkward sexual tension between Michael and Holly -- for now -- but I'm not sure I can sit through another unrequited love storyline.
Third, Angela and Dwight are having sex right under Andy's nose. Well, not literally, as something that hot could only be shown on Spanish HBO. It seems that every time Andy brings up the wedding, it gets Angela horny for Dwight, and the two of them rush off to the loading dock to make a little Amish nookie. Andy's never-ending devotion to her starts winning her over, however, and she actually begins to warm to the idea of a wedding.
...Until, of course, Andy insists that his college a cappella "Here Comes Treble" perform at the wedding, act collectively as his best man, and crash with the newlywed couple for three weeks following the ceremony. After bending over backwards for every single one of Angela's demands, he says this is a deal-breaker. Angela's response? Beep Dwight for a little more loading-dock beeping.
We end with a huge surprise: Jim proposes to Pam at a rest stop. I think I speak for all thirtysomething men watching when I say, "Well, I did not see that coming." Also, I think I speak for all middle school girls when I say: "OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Seriously, what a great and unexpected move! Do it on the season opener after our baiting us with an episode of red-herrings about a possible art-school schism. I loved that it wasn't perfect or overly romantic. It was emblematic of what this show does best: capturing real moments between characters we love.
If this is what they pull out in the season opener, I can't wait to see what the rest of the season will bring.
Other things:
-- Kelly: Creed sold me a tape worm. Creed: That wasn't a tape worm.
-- Ryan's back! I'm feeling ambivalent about this; on the one hand, it's nice to see him down a peg or three (and pining for Kelly), but on the other hand, it doesn't feel quite right that he's back as a receptionist. It feels a little forced.
-- I brought this up last season, but it's worth mentioning again: I think we need to see Daryl put a smack-down on Ryan for his collective sins against Kelly. C'mon November sweeps, don't let me down!
-- I still think the hour episodes are long by about fifteen minutes. I felt a little "meh" in the middle tonight, with the kickass surprise ending coming in and saving things Mariano Rivera style. I love The Office like my wife loves me: in short, neatly packaged doses.
-- The reveal to Holly that Kevin was not mentally challenged is another example of what makes The Office great. It took one of the funniest moments of last season, carried it over to this year's opener, then, in a quick, public revelation, went from funny to incredibly uncomfortable. The look on Kevin's face -- a mixture of sadness and bland, droopiness that really does look mentally challenged -- was textbook Office. Well played, sir.
-- Dwight actually owns a beeper? Did he buy it from Dennis Duffy, you think?
-- In honor of tonight's slim-waisted theme, I'm gonna keep this review lean and mean as well. As always, pick up my considerable slack in the comments!
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 3)
9-26-2008 @ 12:18AM
reb said...
And poor, poor Toby! Not even his move to Costa Rica works out. That about broke my heart.
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9-26-2008 @ 12:20AM
I love nny said...
I too thought that Pam would be finding herself an art school crush. I am so relieved they got the proposal out of the way in the first episode.
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9-26-2008 @ 12:20AM
Jusitn Cox said...
Someone find Pam's "summer project," The Dwight ASCII art, and share it here!
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9-26-2008 @ 12:40AM
Blair Mitchelmore said...
While I also think they won't push the "rival love affects Jim and Pam" storyline, a wise man once said: "BFD. Engaged ain't married."
Also, you win for using the term Imzadi. Kudos.
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9-26-2008 @ 1:02AM
viper5dn said...
ummm.... how did you not notice that the "chucky guy with goofy hair" is Harry Crane from Mad Men (Richard Sommer)? THAT, my friends, was awesome.
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9-26-2008 @ 10:27AM
mdaby3 said...
oh, thanks for that. I just couldn't place him.
And what was up with Meridith's skin? And either the editing was poor, or the goatee thing got mixed up.
9-27-2008 @ 11:40PM
capnmariam said...
Pratt-Jim guy was also the fashion savvy male friend of Anne Hathaway in "The Devil Wears Prada." The second he appeared I really wanted to hear Michael Scott, pretending to be Meryl Streep, yelling "STEAK! I want my steak!"
Also acceptable would be Tracy Jordan yelling "pants!" over and over, but that would be a little more non-sequitur.
9-26-2008 @ 1:12AM
Corey said...
That fat artsy-fartsy guy was Rich Sommer, who plays Harry Crane on Mad Men. 'Twas great to see him show up on The Office.
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9-26-2008 @ 1:15AM
ac said...
Forget the middle school girls I'm a male straight college student and I was sitting there going OMG! during the proposal. I dont why but when Jim and Pam have their moments I cant help but smile.
Oh and thank you for actually reviewing one of my thursday shows.
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9-26-2008 @ 1:03PM
jrm said...
Also a male college student. Also screaming OMGOMGOMG in chorus with all the girls in my dorm at that moment. Also not at all embarrassed by it.
9-26-2008 @ 1:35AM
Eric said...
i "made" this tonight cuz i just had to have one for my cube!
http://cre8iveimages.com/pamsproject/dwightascii.jpg
http://cre8iveimages.com/pamsproject/dwightascii.txt
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9-26-2008 @ 1:35AM
Parl said...
Great episode. I think Jim was right to tell Michael to be friends first. You're right in that it's usually not the way to go. Michael has horrible luck with women though, so maybe this is what he needs. If nothing else, it seems like he has/will have a friend.
I think Ryan as temp/receptionist is great. He's done it once before and it's a great and funny way to keep him around/fresh. This was really a great season opener imo.
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9-26-2008 @ 1:42AM
Chris Shifty said...
Yeah it was great to see Mad Men and The Office have a connection with Rich Sommer. They're my favourite drama and comedy and both dip into laughs and drama to make their shows stronger.
Pam's IM name: Receptionitis14 (love it)
Excellent opener
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9-26-2008 @ 2:05AM
Michael said...
The proposal was NOT a good thing. Not at all.
The proposal was done out of frustration. It was done with a storm cloud LITERALLY cast over it.
The next 12 episode arc isn't going to be Pam falling for art School Jim - it's going to be Art School Jim falling for her, Regular Jim thinking that's a bad thing - and being insecure about the relationship. Then he's going to point it out to Pam because he's been Art School Jim in the past - and she's going to be extremely offended and hurt that Jim would even think that she'd fall for someone else.
Then she's going to call off the engagement.
Mark my words - this was NOT a good thing. Thar be rough waters ahead. Arrgh.
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9-26-2008 @ 2:09AM
joebrooks said...
Am I the only one who caught a possible hint that one of the Dunder Mifflin babes is pregnant? ***cough*** Angela.
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9-26-2008 @ 2:12AM
D-Bo said...
Ahh, yes her Dr wanting her to gain weight. Funny since at the end of the last season she was actually pregnant, could this be the reason she accepted his proposal?
9-26-2008 @ 1:54PM
Katie said...
Angela is TOTALLY pregnant. It explains some of the weight gain on the scale, plus her comment on her doctor wanting her to gain weight. Plus, they were putting her in baggier clothing throughout the summer.
I don't think she was pregnant at last season's closer - I think when she and Dwight were making whoppie in the office, that was the first time since their break-up.
I think it's hilarious that Angela and Andy have not had sex!
9-26-2008 @ 2:19PM
D-Bo said...
Katie:
The pregnancy I was referring to at the end of last season was Angela Kinsey's real life pregnancy. It wasn't very clear in the way I wrote it...
9-26-2008 @ 4:32PM
Robert said...
I thought it was pretty clear you mean her real life pregnancy. But I was thinking the same thing, how could they be gaining weight?
9-26-2008 @ 2:11AM
D-Bo said...
Classic episode, too many great items to mention but I'll try. Ryan eating crow is great, with both DM and Kelly. The tapeworm and Creed wanting to take the leftovers to his shelter were great. Dwight smashing fruit into the vending machine and then spraying the fruit flies in it (along with spraying the buffet at end of their inaugural feast). Andy's four nonrefundable deposits on four different wedding sites. Phyllis' long walk back. Oscar and Holly's lesbian moment. All too funny, I have to watch it again to see what I missed while laughing.
Thanks for the review Jay, I hope to see more in the future.
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