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Before and after!
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2 kids I was working with at school discussing their morning routine:1st kid"..and then I take my Ritalin,to help me relax" 2nd kid"..yea I have to take vitamins aswell..help me grow"
Was in the loo's in a store yesterday and a woman had took her little boy in with her. Couldn't help but laugh when at the top of his voice he said "why do you wee out of your bum?" lol i think it was because she was sat down. Her response
my nephew (5 years old) got frustrated with our chatter and turned to us to say "will you be quiet you muttering midgets". Clearly the best insult ever. will use it at work!
my daughter says i am talking AT you, instead of to you lol
"It a Cat pee pillow mom!!" Antonia aged three when she saw a caterpillar!