Add a little Humor to your life, with a Joke or two.

Tell Us a Joke or Cooking Story (Funny/Horror)

Bar Games  (Tell Us a Joke)

1. long face
2. Eats:Shoots and Leaves
3. The bar mess-up

Cooking Story  (Tell Us a Joke)

1. Rice Krispie Treats
2. Black Forest Cherry Cake aka 200 lb. biscuit
3. Cookies
4. Rock Hard Rice
5. Waffles
6. Green Jello
7. Mac and Cheese
8. Quick! Get the Fire Extinguisher
9. How do you like your shoe leather
10. The Pork Chops
11. crock pot beef
12. A meat loaf that loafed
13. Gelfilte Fish Story
14. Beginner Cook
15. Newly Married Cooking Story
16. Popcorn Balls
17. First attempt at Fried Rice
18. The Chili Cookoff
19. Morning Coffee
20. Cup of Friendship Becomes Kitchen Quandary
21. Coffee Machine Instructions
22. Buying a Christmas Turkey
23. Peanuts
24. Things a Friend will say!
25. The Most Dangerous Food!

Dieting  (Tell Us a Joke)

1. The Christmas Diet?
2. The "Beer-Me" Diet
3. Five Steps to a Healthy Diet
4. Dieting Under Stress
5. How to Lose Weight Fast
6. The Miracle Toddler Diet
7. Stress Diet
8. Holiday Diet Tips

Drinking  (Tell Us a Joke)

1. The Drinker's Alphabet
2. Signs You Have A Drinking Problem
3. Liquor Warning Labels
4. Ode to Alcohol
5. The Top 14 Rejected Slogans for Beer
6. Drinker's Fault Finding Guide
7. What is a Frog's Favorite Drink?
8. Jar of Olives
9. Crying in His Beer
10. Tequila
11. What NOT to Say in a Bar
12. A string
13. Bar, I said bar

Food  (Tell Us a Joke)

1. Cheese
2. Where's Pop
3. Hellycopter
4. "(hicup-hicup)"
5. chicken and gum
6. Duck, Duck, Duck???
7. the homework
8. Eating a chicken
9. People are like Potatoes
10. The Coffee Test
11. Hot Dog
12. Baskin Robbins
13. Serving Pie
14. Cyanide Watermelons
15. The Rules of Chocolate
16. Definition of Outdoor BBQ
17. What do you call a stolen yam?
18. What was green and a great trick shooter?
19. What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
20. What what can you make from baked beans and onions?
21. What is a Honeymoon Salad?
22. What do you call a kitty cat that ate a lemon?
23. knock knock
24. Eating right
25. A practical joke involving jello
26. Improving fry cooking time
27. You should learn to be more polite
28. Food fight in a store
29. You know you are drinking too much coffee when . . .
30. Why did the man stare at the can of orange juice?
31. What did the hungry computer eat?
32. What do cats call mice on skateboards?
33. Other Ways to Use the Thanksgiving Turkey
34. Spoilage Table
35. Vegetarians are Evil People
36. Baked Beans
37. Pizza Slices
38. Half a Cake
39. The Rules of Eating Chocolate
40. The Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook
41. Food of the 21st Century
42. Bread is Dangerous

General  (Tell Us a Joke)

1. Top 10 Ways to Get Drunk for Five Dollars or Less
2. You Know You're Drinking Too Much Coffee When...
3. 25 Reasons Why Alcohol Should be Served at Work
4. Beer Complaint
5. How to Tell if your Christmas Party is a Success
6. Cooking Terms -- Redefined
7. Cooking Terms -- Redefined 2
8. Airline Food
9. Who Discovered Milk?
10. What Ice Cream Do You Have?
11. Making Glue and Cake
12. Jail Food
13. The Bean Factory
14. The Milkman
15. Using Lemons?
16. Culinary Question
17. The Perfect Kitchen
18. Noodles
19. What Your Pizza Says About Yo
20. When the frost is on the Punkin
21. Glossary for Computer Lover's Recipes #1
22. Glossary for Computer Lover's Recipes #2
23. Glossary for Computer Lover's Recipes #3
24. Why Engineers Don't Write Recipe Books
25. What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
26. What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom?
27. Sign in restaurant window:
28. Why should you never tell a secret on a farm?
29. What did the big tomato say to the little tomato, when the little tomato started to slow down while running?
30. What did the jelly say to the peanut butter?
31. Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
32. Jokes from Kids
33. The tongue has 9000 taste buds?
34. How can you tell if an apple is organic?
35. Junk Food Giggles
36. A man's son is choking at a restaurant
37. A waiter brings a customer his steak
38. An older couple visited the doctor...
39. The Bachelor's Guide to Food!
40. Butter-fly
41. The Thermos Bottle
42. Kid Humor
43. Sign in Restaurant
44. Cookies
45. A few interesting points
46. The Perfect Breakfast
47. women
48. Mans best Friend
49. What do you call a peanut in space?
50. Why are elephants always poor?
51. What do you get when Santa sits on a peanut?
52. What sound does a peanut make when it sneezes?
53. Why did the ice cream take karate lessons?
54. What is an electrician's favorite ice cream flavor?
55. Knock, Knock.: I scream. You scream.
56. Who gets to do the Dirty Dishes?
57. Bran Muffins
58. Cannibal Cooking Tips
59. Pillsbury Dough Boy Dead at 71
60. knock knock
61. Muffins
62. Kiwi
63. why did the cow cross the road
64. Teeth
65. Blonde Chef student
66. Top 10 Signs You Watch Too Much Iron Chef
67. Top 8 Worst Fortune Cookies Fortune
68. Cook and Chef Jokes
69. You Might Be a Bad Cook If...
70. The Top 10 Signs the Antichrist is a Vegetarian
71. Alphabet Seasonings : Game
72. A Catholic on Friday.
73. Cannibal Joke
74. baked beans and onions Joke
75. Diet Definition
76. Why did the raisin go out with the prune?
77. Deciding Dinner when Married Joke
78. Tired Husband Joke
79. 3 Food Groups Joke
80. Wife's Cooking
81. Why did the Orange juice cross the road?
82. Why was.......
83. Skeletons
84. Five reasons to watch a mushroom do absolutly nothing for the insane and the insomniacs
85. baker story
86. Sea food diet
87. Chili taster (R-rated)
88. lost for words
89. talking muffins
90. Chesse me

Recipe  (Tell Us a Joke)

1. To cook a turkey
2. To cook a turkey
3. Elephant Stew
4. Christmas Fruitcake Recipe
5. How to Bake a Cake with a Baby in the House
6. The Best Fruit Cake Ever
7. Mom's Brownie Recipe
8. Recipe for a Joyous Holiday Meal from the Alternative Gourmet
9. Chocolate Layer Cake 1040
10. Best Ever Rum Cake

Restaurant  (Tell Us a Joke)

1. Waiter Jokes
2. Foreign Menus
3. Food Ideas Rejected By MacDonalds
4. The Top 12 New Menu Items if Fast Food Chains Merged
5. How to order a pizza by phone
6. MacDonald's Soliloquy
7. Top Ten Ways To Annoy Your Waiter
8. Top 10 Things you Don't Want to Overhear in a Restaurant
9. Dining Hall Fun
10. The Frog in the Restaurant
11. Greasy Spoon Burger Man
12. Soul food plus a Mexican Restaurant
13. Top 20 Things to Do in a Drive-Thru
14. THE TODDLER DIET
15. The Microsoft Restaurant
16. Restaurant Humor (X-rated)
17. Sugar and Cream
18. You gotta love New Yorkers and KFC
19. Top ten ways to annoy your waiter
20. The Top 14 Pickup Lines Used by Chefs
21. Top Ten Signs You May Be Eating In A Bad Restaurant
22. Pickup Lines Used By Chefs
23. Understanding Your Employees' Hangover Level
24. Going into the bar