![This is a terminator. It's also probably what the future will look like if what I'm hearing on Glenn Beck every night is true.](https://web.archive.org/web/20101120112050im_/http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tvsquad.com/media/2010/10/terminator88191-1287028590.jpg)
Greetings from the future! As you will one-day know, ever since a well-meaning historian tried to warn Archduke Ferdinand of his (SPOILER ALERT!) 1914 assassination and accidentally caused 'Two and a Half Men' to happen, time-traveling has been illegal here in the future. Luckily for you, the guard at the time machine is addicted to future-booze (a lot like your own booze, except a million times more powerful) and fell asleep, allowing me to send this letter back in time.
And it's an important letter. See, 2010 was the year that you all decided people wanted streaming media from the internet on their TVs, but none of you actually did it right. It took decades for it to be sorted out!
So I'm writing this letter to speed things up a bit. There are three major things you're doing wrong and I have the solutions ...