Another week, another episode of Toddlers & Tiaras, and another horrifying act of child cruelty. While there were no cone bras this time, there was an absolutely terrified five-year-old whose mother forced her to get her eyebrows waxed.

We know NFL analysts are a giddy bunch. But if you put them all together in one room, give them a ton of coffee, and suddenly one of them gets a case of the accidental profanities, well... things just get silly.

Well, how's this for a Thursday afternoon treat? Playboy, via their trivia-laden Twitter account, has just released some vintage-ish images of Mad Men star and all-around lady icon Christina Hendricks from their July 1999 issue.

We understand that there's a pretty thin line between most lad magazines and, well, Penthouse -- but that doesn't mean publications like Stuff and FHM should be called pornography. Or does it?

For those unfamiliar with our guest ladyblogger Stef, here’s a quick rundown: she’s an unabashed proponent of having relationships with athletes. The way she explains it to me is that, while certain women like brown hair or a British accent, her bag is guys that can play sports, plain and simple.

Meet Kayla Martell. Come Saturday, she may just be our country's first bald Miss America.

She's multiplying! Just when you thought the world had more Snooki than it could handle, the Jersey Shore's tiniest guidette is now adding makeovers to her list of (non)talents. If you feel like starting your day with a heavy dose of bronzer, pink lipstick, hairspray, and leopard print all applied to a confused-looking 11-year-old girl, well, then this is the video for you.

Jacob Volkmann sat down for an uncomfortable interview with the Fox Business channel on Tuesday, in which he was repeatedly asked about his personal finances while attempting to convey his dislike of Obamacare. Volkmann, who’s been riding a wave of publicity ever since he said he’d like to fight Barack Obama and “knock some sense into that idiot,” is a licensed chiropractor in addition to being a part-time UFC fighter. He explained later (after he had been paid a visit by the Secret Service) that his comments were made because of his dislike for the President’s health care plan.

Last week when we published those photos of Peter Brant II getting uncomfortably close with his mom Stephanie Seymour on th beach, we were really eager to hear what he or his family would have to say about the matter. Today, we got just that.

For Diana Taylor, de facto first lady of New York, style is important. It's just not everything. Because after getting up at 6 am to run various financial institutions and charity organizations (from Citigroup to Sotheby's to Wolfensohn & Company), she's hard at work being Mayor Michael Bloomberg's girlfriend, a job that involves up to three society events a night. Harper's Bazaar find out that Taylor's wardrobe of tailored classics -- and her fascinating ability to just do anything -- helps her make it through.

The award for coolest iconoclast of the week goes to Katrina Hodge, the most recent Miss England, who's currently training for the possibility of going back to defending Britain in the Middle East. That's right -- back. Hodge served a seven-month tour of duty in Iraq before winning the title of Miss England, and now that she's done with being a beauty queen, she may well be headed back to Afghanistan.

It turns out that whether they're in Vogue Paris or in a hotel ballroom in Austin, TX, little girls wearing too much makeup and grown-up clothes are just plain inappropriate. And what makes it worse? Their parents are the one who got them these gigs in the first place. Case in point - this video from the most recent episode of Toddlers and Tiaras, in which a toddler named Mia struts around in a cone bra not even Madonna could manage.

It's not every day that you click on a Wikipedia article and think, "Wow! This is genius." In fact, that never happens. Until today -- when we discovered a page on the crowd-sourced, web-based encyclopedia dedicated solely to presidents with facial hair.

Presented with very little comment: no longer divorce-bound Stephanie Seymour frolics on the beach with her teenage son. Who may or may not remember her drunk.

face time ABC's Jake Tapper just edged out his World News colleague David Muir to take the top two spots in an annual roundup of the network correspondents who got the most face time in 2010. According to the figures compiled by the Tyndall Report, Tapper led all others with a where-does-he-find-time-to-sleep 335 minutes of airtime--fueled by his coverage of the White House and the midterm elections.

As the new Congress settles in, ABC World News' Diane Sawyer spoke with eight new representatives and two senators-elect about what they have planned. Among the topics discussed: raising the national debt limit as The Continuing Resolution and the vote to raise the debt ceiling loom over Washington and creating a new image of Tea Partiers.

In light of the sexual harassment lawsuit against him by two former Jets massage therapists, the latest round of Brett Favre backlash has begun. The New York Daily News weighed in...and on last night's return to Countdown, Keith Olbermann followed.

video Erotic model, lion tamer and now--playing a sultry spy in a comedy skit on Russian TV. Yes, Anna Chapman is the story that keeps on giving. As you may remember, the 28 year old--or, as the New York Post put it, the "red-hot beauty" and "007-worthy beauty"--was caught up in a bizarre string of spy arrests in New York last summer. The FBI at the time accused Chapman of passing secrets to an undercover agent posing as a Russian official.

ESPN’s Adam Schefter just couldn’t contain his excitement when breaking the news that Eric Mangini lost his job.