Around Azeroth: I know it when I see it
We've seen the hideous, crazy-eyed portrait of a hairy beast-man in this column before. But Malzahar of <The B Team> on Lightbringer (US-H) has finally discovered what Hagrid here is staring at. It's totally inappropriate for a family-friendly environment! Not the gyrating goblin girl, the pineapple wallpaper. We must protect the children from exposure to awful decorating choices.
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)
pancakes Dec 5th 2010 2:06AM
I happen to be a pineapple, & I find your blatant anti-bromeliad attitude rather offensive. You'll be hearing from my lawyer.
Dart Matsuraki Dec 5th 2010 8:04AM
That's a lie, you are clearly a stack of pancakes.
McRaider Dec 5th 2010 10:37AM
I'm a pineapple and I'm sooooo offended!
Tunahead Dec 5th 2010 10:44AM
Dart Matsuraki, I am offended by your opinion that a stack of pancakes can't be a pineapple. It's his own body, he can do what he wants with it. You'll be hearing from my lawyer, who is also pro-choice.
Frank-potato Dec 5th 2010 10:23PM
I am a coconut, and i am deeply offended by the statements against my partner... If you love us together in our holy pina colada matrimony, then damn it, you'll learn to love us separate as well! you'll be hearing from my lawyer as well!
Aaron Dec 5th 2010 10:03AM
Elizabeth, are you referencing a supreme court case opinion in the title of this post? It rings a bell. (A case about porn mailed out to people, if I remember correctly?) If so, you are my new favorite blogger :)
Aaron Dec 5th 2010 10:05AM
Yup http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_know_it_when_I_see_it :) Win!
Ice Dec 5th 2010 10:09AM
Dat ass
what..someone had to say it..
*hides*
MusedMoose Dec 5th 2010 10:15AM
Once you go green, anything else would be obscene.
...I spent longer thinking that up than I really want to admit. @_@
NielsdeJONG Dec 5th 2010 11:37AM
You sure that's an ass you want to stare at? O.o Due to her skintone, she might as well have leper and none of us would be the wiser! DX
Kylenne Dec 5th 2010 12:46PM
You like green butts and you cannot lie?
Jordan Dec 5th 2010 10:18AM
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH who stares at a pineapple sans sanity?
BEARDO! CRAZYEYES!
Mulleted and turquoise-tabarded is he!
BEARDO! CRAZYEYES!
Jordan Dec 5th 2010 10:20AM
If bromeliad wallpaper is something you wish...
BEARDO! CRAZYEYES!
Then hire a designer that drinks like a fish!
BEARDO! CRAZYEYES!
mdumoulin.home Dec 5th 2010 10:32AM
Oh great, they kept the wallpaper over the cataclysm.
LiquidChaos Dec 5th 2010 10:34AM
With those eyes and beard, he is definitely a warrior.
Gammarey Dec 5th 2010 10:35AM
Brilliant :L
NielsdeJONG Dec 5th 2010 11:35AM
I'm more scared of the Goblin girl ^^;
Siorra Dec 5th 2010 12:07PM
Female Goblins have the most attractive faces in WoW. There, I said it.
Marcosius Dec 5th 2010 5:03PM
...MY GOD!
You're right!
Sally Bowls Dec 5th 2010 2:47PM
The television show, Psych, has a pineapple in almost every episode, contests to find it, web sites to look for it, ...
http://www.usanetwork.com/series/psych/pineapple/
Perhaps this will be a new Blizzard achievement series: for finding the pineapples, visit the pineapples of eastern kingdoms, ...