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4channers Go After PayPal, Swiss Bank in Defense of Wikileaks

4chan-affiliated hacker group Anonymous has declared war on enemies of secret-sharing site Wikileaks. Internet war! Their first targets: PayPal, which won't facilitate donations to Wikileaks, and PostFinance, the Swiss bank that froze founder Julian Assange's accounts. So far, they're one-for-two. More »

Lazy—But Thoughtful—Gifts for Christmas

Some people are awesome at picking just the right gifts for friends and loved ones. Others just suck at presents. For the latter group, Brooklyn e-tailer Etsy invented a brilliant mashup of Facebook and the twee crafts it sells. More »

Julian Assange To Turn Himself In To Police

The founder of Wikileaks said he'd voluntarily meet with police in London on Swedish sexual assault charges. In the meantime he's raising bail money. Also, Columbia University disowned some anti-Wikileaks statements and AP will stop calling Wikileaks "whistle blowers." More »

Google Is Selling E-Books Now

Google launched its e-bookstore today. The 300,000 titles — about half as many as available for the Amazon Kindle, but probably way more than Apple's iBookstore — will work on iPads, iPhones, Android phones and Google's web-based reader. More »

Individual Tumblrs have reappeared, but the Tumblr home page and dashboards are still down. The nightmare is nearly over. Comment »

Tumblr Apocalypse Never Ends

Nineteen hours and counting, and the microblogging service Tumblr is still down. Will the hive of blogger one upsmanship return before Brooklyn is reduced to flames and online writers start turning on their cats? More »

Moments in Idiocy: Are Pedophiles Behind the Cartoon Character Facebook Campaign?

This weekend, we all eradicated child abuse by changing our Facebook profile pictures to cartoon characters. Or did we? According to the stupidest rumor I have ever heard, pedophiles are behind the useless campaign, for some idiotic made-up reason. More »

Tumblr has been down for about two hours. Read the shattered tweets of Tumblr users here. Comment »

Here's Facebook's New Profile Page (Updated)

Mark Zuckerberg will be unveiling a redesigned Facebook profile page on 60 minutes tonight. Here's a screencap from the episode's preview so you can get a head start on complaining about it. Hm, the poke button moved a little! More »

It's Easier Than Ever to Spy On Your Kids

What the hell are our tweens doing on their little computer phones and Facebooks? Surely they aren't simply changing their avatars to cartoon characters all day. They're being bullied, and bullying. Luckily it's easy to see everything they do online. More »

Guy Needs Stitches After Smartphone Explodes In His Ear

Texas resident Aron Embry was talking on his Droid 2 smartphone when he heard a pop. He claims the phone had exploded in his ear. Embry was rushed to the hospital, where he got 4 stitches. More »

Facebook Users Defeat All Child Abuse by Changing Their Profile Pictures

When Facebook users put their mind to it, they can do anything: Now they've banded together to defeat child abuse once and for all. By changing their profile pictures to 90s and 80s cartoon characters! More »

Library of Congress Is Latest Government Institution to Block Wikileaks

The Library of Congress has blocked access to the Wikileaks site on its staff computers and on the wireless network that visitors use, two sources tell TPM. More »

23-Year-Old Russian Hacker Responsible Was for One-Third of Global Spam

Last month, Russia was the No. 1 source of spam in the world. It's probably because of Oleg Nikolaenko, a 23-year-old who was recently arrested for flooding the world with 10 billion spam emails a day. More »

Foursquare Television Series Coming Soon

A production company is working with location-sharing service Foursquare to develop a reality show where Foursquare is "meaningfully integrated" into the action. How about a show where celebrities check-in somewhere then audience members race to punch them in the face.

Wikileaks' Domain Gets 'Killed'

After getting dropped by Amazon's web hosting service yesterday, Wikileak was booted today from its Domain Name Service provider. Now Wikileaks is down again, and effectively homeless. More »

Google Pays Couple $1 for Street View Trespassing

In 2008, Pennsylvania couple Aaron and Christine Boring sued Google after a Street View car took pictures of their house. Now, they've been awarded $1 and Google is officially labeled a trespasser. More »
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Rent Mark Zuckerberg's House!

Looks like Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg has moved out of his Palo Alto rental. A tipster emailed us the listing for the 26-year-old billionaire's former digs—$7,850 a month for a "gorgeous" four-bedroom with "charm and functionality." More »

Barry Diller Steps Down as Head of IAC

Barry Diller—a man who seemed positioned to reign opulently over his IAC media empire for years to come—announced this morning that he's stepping down as CEO of IAC. More »

Don't Try Trolling Your Way to the Top of Google

Last weekend we marveled at the story of the trollish business owner who claimed that being awful to his customers helped his Google results by getting them to bash him in customer reviews. Google says you can't do this anymore. More »