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Sexorcism

Liberation from Misconceptions

Friday, May 27, 2011

Je Joue Ami

Je Joue Ami is an exercise system for your pc muscles. There are several specific exercises described in the enclosed booklet. Composed of Ami 1, Ami 2, and Ami 3, the system provides a varied and interesting workout that won't leave your nether lands bored or indifferent. I found it so exciting that I can't recommend it for wear outside the home or unless you are sure that you will have plenty of time for an extended session to accompany their removal. I don't know what it is about Ami: the soft, supple silicone, reminiscent of real skin, or the way that it tucks smoothly into my coochie without a pause or a wince, the way that those weights go to work on my g, p, t, c, lmnop spots...I prefer not to overanalyze a good thing and just thank my lucky stars that I requested Ami


I found Ami 1 (a large, soft and lightweight single ball) to be so easy to insert and wear that I felt no challenge to my pc muscles. It felt great though, and a day of wear terminated in an explosive, extended removal session. Next I tried Ami 2 (a medium-sized double ball that's still soft but slightly heavier). Its weight was noticeable in a good way and I really liked the way that it felt when I walked around and rode the train. It just made it difficult for me to sit still and get any work done, and I was faced with a tightly yawning chasm when I finally got around to my tortured yoni. Finally, it was time for Ami 3 (a small, hard and heavy double ball). I loved the weight and motion that I felt from the interior weights so much that I was unable to leave the bedroom. I woke up feeling fantastic after a truly peaceful night's sleep, thanks to Ami 3. None of the three versions of Ami was so heavy that it felt uncomfortable or obtrusive, just incredibly sexy and grrryowwwwwrrrrrrr! 

Here is some practical information about Ami from the helpful and tasteful booklet enclosed in the black, understated, presentation-worthy packaging:


Spec: 
Materials:
100% body safe silicone and ABS plastic

Weight:
Ami 1 - 47g/1.65 oz
Ami 2 - 78g/2.75 oz
Ami 3 - 106g/3.73 oz

Length including cord:
Ami 1 - 111mm/4.37 in
Ami 2 - 156mm/6.14 in
Ami 3 - 144mm/5.66 inches

Length excluding cord:
Ami 1 - 36m/1.41 in
Ami 2 - 80mm/3.14 in
Ami 3 - 70mm/2.75 in 

Maximum Diameter:
Ami 1 - 36mm/1.41 in
Ami 2 - 32mm/1.25 in
Ami 3 - 28mm/1.10 in

Lubrication:
We recommend using only water-based lubricants with Ami.

For Cleaning:
We recommend washing Ami in warm water and antiseptic soap. However if you would like to boil Ami, we recommend that you do so for 20 seconds maximum, in order to prolong the usable life of Ami.
  
Note:
Ami is not a medical device. Neither these statements nor this product have been examined, approved or evaluated by the FDA. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.  

Sunday, April 10, 2011

Sweet Beauty Chocolate Body Cream

Sweet Beauty Chocolate Body Cream contains: Distilled Water, Grape Seed Oil, Shea Butter Oil, Capuacu Butter and Babassu Seed Oil infused with Organic Fair Trade Cocoa and Nibs, Cocoa Absolute, Vegetable Emulsifying Wax, Glycerin, Stearic Acid, Natural Chocolate Flavor Oil, Honeysuckle Extract, Citric Acid. It is free of phthalates, parabens, silicones, sulfates, and artificial fragrances. Note: due to natural and organic ingredients, this product has a 6-month shelf life. Store in a cool, dark place. No organic certification is listed on the product label or website. Needless to say, it is oil-based and not latex or silicone friendly.

Sweet Beauty Chocolate Body Cream is a lovely treat after a sensual bath in vanilla scented bubbles or strawberry foam bath. If you think about it, the scent and flavor layering possibilities are endless. Take a second look among your lotions and potions and see if you don't find some likely suspects: banana, coconut, orange, caramel, mint...of course, chocolate on chocolate is sure to please, and it's delicious over unscented body wash, too. 

Because Sweet Beauty Chocolate Body Cream is made with culinary ingredients, it smells like real chocolate. Regrettably, it only tastes mildly of chocolate, so most of the fun comes from exuding the rich perfume of fine chocolate, elevating your mood and enticing your lover. It also works well as a lip balm and hair grooming cream. While I enjoyed the way that it absorbed into my hair and surrounded my head with the rich scent of chocolate, I wish that it hadn't dissipated after about fifteen minutes. C'est la vie. Luckily, the 2 oz pot is small enough to take along with me so that I  can reapply it at will. 
    Sweet Beauty Chocolate Body Cream is also available in an 8 oz container from Babeland


    Saturday, April 9, 2011

    BabeLube Natural

    BabeLube Natural is one of my favorite Eco-April Toys for several important reasons. It is a water-based, safer-sex lube that contains natural ingredients and organic botanicals. According to the label on the 4.2 fl. oz bottle of BabeLube Natural lubricant gel, it is 100% vegan and cruelty-free,  glycerin-, paraben-, and petroleum-free, contains no sugar or artificial sweeteners, and is latex-, rubber-, and plastic-friendly. 

    BabeLube Natural contains: purified water, plant cellulose (from cotton), aloe barbadensis* (moisturizing and soothing), natural tocopherols (Vitamin E), carrageenan (linked in some studies to preventing HPV transmission), extracts of hibiscus* (moisturizing and soothing), flax* (healing and emollient), alfalfa, green tea (anti-inflammatory) and sunflower seed*, potassium sorbate, citric acid (from citrus fruits). *certified organic

    My single quibble with the ingredient list is that there is no organic certification listed on the label or website, yet it boasts "certified organic" ingredients, denoted by the asterisk. What's up with that? Krista, Affiliates and Online Communities Producer, Babeland.com, further explains the organic status of BabeLube Natural and its ingredients: “BabeLube Natural is not certified organic. However, all of the botanicals (comprising of over 80%) in the formula are certified organic. It was our manufacturer’s choice not to pursue organic certification for their formulas because it was too costly. Since they are our supplier, our formula does not have the certification. The botanical ingredients are USDA certified, but we are not able to list the entire product as such.” If you're searching for a certified organic lubricant, there are others to choose from without leaving Babeland.

    If, however, organic certification is not your highest priority in a safer-sex lube, then go right ahead and treat yourself and the planet to a bottle of BabeLube Natural. I appreciate the therapeutic properties of the botanical, natural and organic ingredients. It has my favorite texture: nice and thick yet inobtrusive; it spreads itself without any special effort on your part, and it never needs refreshment. The bottle is large enough to serve a large party all weekend, yet small enough to tuck discreetly into a pocket or bag. The convenient flip-top allows for dripless distribution of just enough lube each time. It never leaks or opens itself, creating a mess and wasting product. It leaves nothing to be desired.

    BabeLube Natural is reasonably priced and just waiting for you at Babeland.


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