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• The Hoeing Pedagogue

About me

Gender	Female
Occupation	a bum
Location	Florida, United States
Introduction	I'm a cheeky tart who loves puns, her dogs, English literature, and her husband (the dirty beggar). I occasionally dabble in teaching teenagers and taking plants to the brink of death before hopefully snatching them back.
Interests	green cleaning, gardening, food network, cooking, D.H. Lawrence, goggies, lolcats, grammar, literature, Modern lit, Hemingway, Anais Nin, Faulkner, composting, organic everything, the beach, purses, vintage pinups, tea, beer, wine, cookbooks, Nintendo, Nintendo DS, crosswords, sudoku, Ina Garten, flowers, herbs, genealogy, my tall Eastern European husband, Sex and the City, NPR, This American Life, plant tycoon, virtual villagers, Jon & Kate plus 8, Anthony Bourdain, Mad Men
Favorite Movies	original Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days, The Squid and the Whale, Waitress, Sideways, Breakfast and Tiffany's
Favorite Music	Postal Service, Taylor Swift, Dixie Chicks, bluegrass, 80s country, Yelle, Livin on a Prayer, New Kids on the Block
Favorite Books	Eats Shoots and Leaves, Women in Love, Cunt, Sons and Lovers, any Hemingway, Robert Burns, Alice Walker, all Sherlock Holmes tales, Oscar Wilde, Gavriiliada

Please describe how you could take the peel off an apple all in one go:

It's called a paring knife, duh. But you should actually be talking to my husband who peels a tangerine by hand "all in one go." We fell in love in the fall, and I'm a sucker for homegrown, organic produce. What can I say? I'm easy.