Funny Pictures: art
That's the chorus in his newly released single, Emancipation Proclamation.
Someone should be lying on the ground to make it look like a boner while their spouse holds it up.
Definitely don't use Force. It'd be a really serious crime.
It builds up your anger by not taking your crumply dollar first.
It'll take those guys hours to remove all the glitter. Now's a good time to pop in the "Glitter" DVD featuring Mariah Carey.
Don't push his buttons.
Photoshop has unexpectedly crashed.
These undercover police vans are a little conspicuous.
Do we really need another Hallmark holiday? They already fooled us with Kwanzaa.
Please, no hawking (unless you're a severely disabled genius with motor neurone disease).
"I know it is wet and the sun is not sunny. But we can have lots of good fun that is funny!"
Tip #26: There's no purer knowledge than that written on the bathroom stall.
It gets cold in Florida too, right?
Don't worry about leaving a bigger tip, he just took 2 slices for himself.
Next time the interns shouldn't say they have no more work to do.
It's only a matter of time till it's on every backpack you see.
Diapers to die for.
The real Andy Richter just stands in the corner in his tighty-whities watching you bathe.
The chains double as tears for not being able to grow your own.
He tracks the Dominos Pizza tracker.