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Ben Reeves
I'm taking these beans to the Taco Bell Burrito Supreme Court
@cybert00thtiger Soylent Bayby Greeyns
Solent baby greens
Someone just told me that today was the first day of the rest of my life. It's really impressive that I already know how to walk.
On a scale from 1 to 10, I'd be a 10! I'd max out that scale, becuase it couldn't read my real weight. #StreetComedy
@JohnLHardin I have failed my homeland
If I were an Eskimo, I'd poor syrup over my igloo and then live inside a snow cone
@megballs @timturi I think @DanRyckert and I were already planning on going out. Where?
Freaking Awesome! Back To The Future GTA IV Mod http://www.gameinformer.com/b/news/archive/2012/08/29/a-cool-back-to-the-future-gta-iv-mod.aspx …
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I dig the Earth. It's how I make holes for sign posts
@kingjd360 I'm an Assassin's Guy
I think roosters are a bunch of cocks
I'm ready to throw in the towel. Seems like the best way to get them clean if you're doing laundry
I found some grey hairs today. I'll leave them with the lost & found, in case whoever lost them wants them back
I hate to get political, but I think the best way to stimulate the economy would be to show it some dirty pictures
@tbp117 well, our abs look alike
I'm thinking about adopting a highway, because I can't have a biological highway of my own. #StreetComedy
@kingjd360 It's kind of a template
@kingjd360 Just the crotch
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