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There’s only one day left of CES 2014 and it’s not too late to impart of few etiquette notes.

1. Coughing into your elbow or upper sleeve is the appropriate behavior … unless you’re wearing your spouse’s coat.

2. Don’t text and walk in the showfloor aisles.

3. If two of you are walking abreast on a skinny sidewalk, revert to single file if someone is coming the opposite direction.

4. Exhibitors, don’t huddle in a circle talking to your colleagues and friends when someone is at the booth clearly needing attention.

5. Don’t try to sell your PR service or your magazine ads to an exhibitor when real attendees are waiting in line to talk about real things.

6. Don’t order coffee and dessert after a long meal when everyone else wants to go home.

7. Don’t be all like: How many steps did you walk today?

8. Take yourself and all of your friends crowding the convention center sidewalk and smoke your cigarettes in the Silver Lot. Or Gold. It’s gross and makes people sick.

9. Don’t go up to complete strangers and ask them for one of their French fries (guilty).

10. Don’t even pretend to be interested in a booth just to get some good candies and stuff. Just take it

If this is your first time at the International Consumer Electronics Show (CES), by now you’ve become all too familiar with my Top 9 CES Small Talk Cliches.

There’s a lot to take in, but hopefully you don’t get too overwhelmed roaming the show floor for a couple days.

Here’s a few nuggets of advice for CES virgins.

1. Don’t Get Overly Impressed with Everything You See Remember, these folks are paying lots of booth rent and expense money to sell you. Be discerning.

2. Mind your Conversation Don’t try to impress your more seasoned companions by chatting about skin effect on wire. They don’t care. Speaking of talk. Loose lips sink ships.  Always look around if you’re about to speak of someone or something at all controversial. This is especially true in elevators, food lines, restaurant booths and bars.  Come to think of it, unless it’s absolutely essential, shut up and wait until you are alone with your comrades.

3. Ignore the Booth BabesYou don’t have to take every piece of literature handed out by booth babes. Nor must you wear every badge, button and banner, lest you look like a Shriner. If it ends up costing beaucoup bucks to get your lit and bling home via common carrier, you’ve not only wasted money but also contributed to an already overflowing landfill. How very environmentally incorrect.

4. Don’t Party Too Hard If you’re invited to the Crazy Horse III, politely decline. It’s no different than anything you can see in your hometown and you are better off putting dollar tokens in a slot machine than…