Because a 'drooling face' emoji is long overdue

Feel constricted by your meager choice of emojis? Fear not; a new generation of these cute little icons of communication is coming.

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Quadriplegic uses brain implants to move robotic arm

Using a robotic arm, a California man who was paralyzed from the neck down was able to drink a glass of beer. A toast to the guy and the folks who created his bionic, beer-hoisting appendage.

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"You look familiar."

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Clearly someone stole my identity!

Don't you hate it when someone hacks into an adult online dating site's database and puts your name in there? It leaves the wrong impression.

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Turns out lots of people have the same favorite food!

We all know that online passwords can be a security risk, but those security questions you set up to answer pose problems of their own.

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'Things I've always wanted to say to Dave'

Talk show legend David Letterman wrapped up 33 years of late-night television Wednesday with a triumphant final show that featured a star-studded cast of people reading the last Top Ten list.

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It does not involve fleeing for your life

When a giant brown bear charges at you from the woods, it's tempting to run like hell. Don't do that. Instead, do what this Swedish guy does.

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The weird genius of Chris Elliott

He's had some fantastic performers on his long-running talk show, but few seem to have amused David Letterman more than Chris Elliot.

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Do popped collars make the cut?

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So many worthy contenders

Humans have a seemingly limitless capacity for mass idiocy, which makes selecting the dumbest trends of all time a difficult task. Top10Media takes a shot at it with this video list.

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Pressure on Justices eases

A Democratic state senator from the Bronx fiercely opposes same-sex marriage, but he's not worried about the Supreme Court's pending decision on gay marriage because Jesus is the ultimate court of appeal.