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@brettwhite

Asst. Editor at . Writer for . Future-husband to . Hostage of .

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Joined October 2008
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  1. 8 minutes ago

    The VP Ball basically ruins white tie formal attire for me -- that's how gross it is to witness!

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  2. 9 minutes ago

    This is the comic-con-for-rich-white-drunk-elite that we're once again lodging in the middle of (CHECK OUT THAT PIC)

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  3. 13 minutes ago

    The cognitive dissonance displayed by these wealthy elites as they wear elaborate formal dress and spill beer and Cheetos everywhere.

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  4. 16 minutes ago

    These are the filthy-stinking-rich teens, gathered for a "ball" organized by a group with white supremacist origins!

    Loud drunk whites, abandoned stemware and spilled beer in the elevators, and our entire floor smells like weed.
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  5. 17 minutes ago

    It's so cool knowing that our night's sleep in this hotel is going to be interrupted by drunken, filthy rich teenagers.

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  6. 3 hours ago

    Can we talk about how awesome it is that they brought the ORIGINAL Ackbar and Nien Nunb voice actors back for ?? Love it!

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  7. 3 hours ago

    Luke got zilch in the way of lightsaber training before fighting Vader. Why didn't Luke put his handstand and rock stacking powers to use?!

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  8. 4 hours ago

    Geez, my Star Wars tweeting has gotten in the way of my annual Brenda Lee tweeting.

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  9. 5 hours ago

    Since Greg Grunberg plays adult Temmin in , I'm fancasting Victor Garber as saucy senior citizen Sinjir. cc:

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  10. 5 hours ago

    Guys but seriously isn't it great that has someone for everyone to crush on 😍

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  11. 5 hours ago

    It wouldn't be Star Wars without me obsessing over characters with very little screen time.

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    6 hours ago

    s/o to my true love for giving me a cumulative 23 birds for chirstmas

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  13. 10 hours ago

    But seriously I hate him!

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  14. 10 hours ago

    The fact that I absolutely hate Kylo Ren with the fire of Starkiller Base proves, to me, that he's a fantastic villain.

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  15. 11 hours ago

    Favoriting tweets instead of joining in an already crowded (and engaging) conversation because I have self control!

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    13 hours ago

    Rey & is capping off a banner year for badass heroines standing up to & trampling the patriarchy:

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  17. 13 hours ago

    "Well, what do you think about our friend Cornelius?" asks Burl Ives snowman literally 5 seconds after we meet Cornelius.

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  18. 14 hours ago

    I make this vow: no specifically Kylo Ren merchandise of any sort will ever be allowed into my apartment. Ever.

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  19. 14 hours ago

    This tweet brought to you by Rankin-Bass' animated "Frosty The Snowman."

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  20. 14 hours ago

    I know it's a trope, and a particularly regressive/bad trope, but I kinda love every snarky, mincing cartoon villain.

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