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Why Uber threw top engineer Levandowski under self-driving bus

AnalysisThe judge told us to tell you to cough up or ship out

LastPass now supports 2FA auth, completely undermines 2FA auth

Just keep putting those eggs in the one basket, friends

IBM CEO Ginni flouts £75 travel crackdown, rides Big Blue chopper

Hursley R&D team do their part to entertain Rometty

America's drone owner database grounded: FAA rules blown out of sky

Professional carbon drone with GPS. Pic via Shutterstock
Security

Wannacry: Everything you still need to know because there were so many unanswered Qs

VidHow it first spread, Win XP wasn't actually hit, and more
20 May 03:37
Security

LastPass now supports 2FA auth, completely undermines 2FA auth

Just keep putting those eggs in the one basket, friends
11 Comments
19 May 22:38
Business

Cook fights for life after Google summit blaze

Google I/ODon't worry, no programmers were harmed, says web ads giant
19 May 22:02
Business

Wow, someone managed to make money on Fitibt stock – oh, 'fraudulently'

Bloke accused of setting up bogus share-trading biz in pump-and-dump scam
19 May 21:29
Emergent Tech

Why Uber threw top engineer Levandowski under self-driving bus

AnalysisThe judge told us to tell you to cough up or ship out
19 May 20:41
Emergent Tech

America's drone owner database grounded: FAA rules blown out of sky

And how about that $3m in registration fees, hm?
19 May 20:17

Don't miss What is dead may never die: a new version of OS/2 just arrived

Personal Tech

Wondering why the office is so productive? Yep, Twitter's knackered

Meanwhile, Vine may have leaked your email, phone number – oops
19 May 19:33
Bootnotes

After stiffing us with Trump, Weiner 'fesses to underage cock shot rot

'I have a sickness,' former politician notices while facing two years in chokey
32 Comments
19 May 18:48
Storage

Formation Data Systems? More like formatted data systems: Upstart shuts down

Ambitious storage startup halts after setting fire to cash
19 May 18:29
Security

Comodo database glitch causes billing problems

UpdatedEnter the snag-dragon
19 May 16:36
Storage
Businessman makes A-OK sign. Photo by Shutterstock

They grow up so fast! Veeam Availability Suite reaches the tenth grade

Now run along and play with your new friends
19 May 16:19
Security

Biz overlords need to give a stuff about what they're told by IT crowd

Data breaches smack bottom line, cautions survey
19 May 16:03
Storage

Who loves tapas? Of course you do. What about storage tapas?

Well, here are some plates full of bite-sized news anyway
19 May 15:29
Software

Dell kills botched BIOS update that murdered punters' PCs

'Call our tech support... have you tried turning it on and off again?'
12 Comments
19 May 15:17
Security

Crooks use WannaCrypt hysteria as hook for BT-branded phishing emails

Confusingly, ISPs are also sending out genuine warnings
12 Comments
19 May 15:03
Security

Blighty's buying another 17 F-35s, confirms the American government

All F-35Bs for the Navy – but, oddly, isn't set in stone
51 Comments
19 May 14:44
Personal Tech

Ur dumped lol: Folk may be able to leave mobile contracts via text

It's not me, it's you. Ofcom proposes new switching regime
19 May 14:28
Personal Tech

Huawei spied, US federal jury finds

Tappy the robot is a Happy robot
19 May 14:23
Emergent Tech

London City airport swaps control tower for digital cameras

Augmented reality drone detection, all the way from Hampshire
15 Comments
19 May 14:04
Security

WannaCrypt: Roots, reasons and why scramble patching won't save you now

Watch your backup
49 Comments
19 May 13:28
Cloud

What's 'amazing', cloudy and splattered in red ink? It's quarterly Salesforce results time

Sales bounce by a quarter for Q1... oh the vanity
19 May 13:01
Bootnotes

Man sues date for cinema texting fiasco, demands $17.31

'Defendant’s behaviour is a threat to civilised society', claims Texan
81 Comments
19 May 12:23
Business
A handful of euro 1 cent coins

Broadcom bid for Toshiba Memory Business – report

Bain and KKR also get stuck into Tosh flash biz sale
19 May 11:57
Security

‪There's a ransom-free fix for WannaCry‬pt. Oh snap, you've rebooted your XP box

Sooo... that's not gonna work for you mate
28 Comments
19 May 11:27
Business
A large hand flicks an icon of a little red man. Image via shutterstock (Lasse Kristensen)

DXC Technology looks to lighten the payroll six weeks after launch

Normal service resumes for trigger-happy CSC and HPE Ent Services
11 Comments
19 May 11:01
Storage

Dell EMC man: Hyperconverged is love, hyperconverged is life, but won't kill SAN yet

AnalysisHold the forklift, Chad Sakac tells El Reg
12 Comments
19 May 10:37
Policy

Julian Assange wins at hide-and-seek game against Sweden

UpdatedProbe suspended after prosecutors tire of waiting for Wikileaks boss to come out
134 Comments
19 May 10:00
Software

Bye bye MP3: You sucked the life out of music. But vinyl is just as warped

Something for the Weekend, Sir?You scratch mine, I'll scratch yours
217 Comments
19 May 09:29
Business

IBM CEO Ginni flouts £75 travel crackdown, rides Big Blue chopper

Hursley R&D team do their part to entertain Rometty
25 Comments
19 May 08:54
Software

Kill Google AMP before it KILLS the web

Open source insiderTrust, independence, credibility – we've heard of those
75 Comments
19 May 08:25
Business

Faking incontinence and other ways to scare off tech support scammers

ON-CALLFleshy VMs, voices in your head and asking what the scammer is wearing also work
97 Comments
19 May 07:37
Business

Plutus Payroll clients and staff fell for plausible business model fairy tales

Free payroll service claimed to make money with commissions and short term loans
15 Comments
19 May 06:57
Science

And finally, monsieur, a wafer-thin hologram ... Sir, it is only wafer thin

'World’s thinnest hologram' touted by boffins
24 Comments
19 May 06:27
Internet of Things

You'll get a kick out of this: Qualcomm patents the 'Internet of Shoes'

Web-connected sneakers? We imagine a lot of sole searching when/if these get hacked
24 Comments
19 May 06:01
Security

Phishing scum going legit to beat browser warnings

Now that Chrome and Firefox call out HTTP, phisherpholk are getting certified
23 Comments
19 May 05:30
Software

Mi casa es su casa: Ubuntu bug makes 'guests' anything but

Overly accommodating Linux distro can't enforce access policy
21 Comments
19 May 05:01
Cloud

Windows Server's footprint shrunk to reduce Azure bills

On-prem rules say Windows Server barely runs in 32 GB, but cloud is another matter
14 Comments
19 May 03:41
Software
Arca OS 5.0, aka Blue Lion

What is dead may never die: a new version of OS/2 just arrived

Game of Clones: ArcaOS 5.0 promises to pick up where OS/2 4.51 and eComStation left off
77 Comments
19 May 02:00
Bootnotes
White House

White House sicko sent down for 20 years after sexting underage girls

No, not who you're thinking of. Sad!
43 Comments
18 May 23:50
Emergent Tech
JavaScript/Node code for Google Assistant

Google offers devs fat bribes, hopes to lure them to its Home

Google I/ORace against Amazon demands rapid iteration, and cash
18 May 23:02
Security

Don't gripe if you hand your PC to Geek Squad and they rat you out to the Feds – judge

But FBI blunder may let alleged pedo walk free from court
34 Comments
18 May 22:37
Emergent Tech

Let's sum up Google's VR strategy so far: Making life less crap for a lonely 20-something

Google I/OEyeball-chasing ad giant literally traps your eyeballs
11 Comments
18 May 22:01
Personal Tech

Wonky whitelist update blamed for AT&T's nationwide 911 blackout

FCC report finds lessons, mentions no fines as yet
18 May 20:48

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