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Treatment of Circumcision on TV (A - R)
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Treatment of Circumcision on TV

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(Introduction : N - R : S - Z : game and talk shows)

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According to Jim

(ABC) Family comedy: Jim (Jim Belushi) is married to Cheryl (Courtney Thorne-Smith), and has three children including Kyle (Connor or Garret Sullivan). Cheryl's sister Dana (Kimberley Williams) is a successful model.

Cheryl tells Dana, “OK, you were right about not having Kyle circumcised.”

Later, on the phone, she says, “No, Mother, it’s too late now at this age.”

She listens to her mother’s response and says, “That’s Dad’s generation!”

This is a step forward: circumcision is condemned as a bygone thing.

Adam-12

One of the earlier episodes, before Jim's son was born.

Jim said that he had painted a room for the boy.
Pete asked how he knew it was going to be a boy.
Jim said boys run in his family.
Pete bet him 5 bucks it would be a girl.

Jim: Can you make it $15?

Pete: Why 15?

Jim: Because that is how much more the doctor charges for a boy.

Implying that all boys are circumcised.

All In The Family

Official summary: 131. JOEY'S BAPTISM After Mike and Gloria refuse to have their son baptized, Archie stubbornly steals away to a church to douse the infant himself.

Archie Bunker (Carroll O'Connor)'s daughter and son-in-law, Gloria (Sally Struthers) and Mike Stivic (Rob Reiner), don't want their son Joey to be baptised, so Archie sneaks off with the baby to church to get him baptised. When the priest refuses, Archie confronts Mike and Gloria and says that this ceremony, unlike his circumcision, won't make him cry.

He's perfectly right, of course, but since Archie Bunker is the arch-bigot, we're supposed to disagree with him. The fansite allinthefamilysit.com gives Mike's religion as atheist and Gloria's as none, so it's unclear why Joey had a circumcision ceremony.

Al Shatat (Syria)

First aired on Hizbullah's Al-Manar TV during Ramadan 2003,then on two Iranian channels during Ramadan 2004. and on Al-Mamnou' TV, Jordan, Ramadan 2005.

Jews in a Romanian ghetto are praying for a congregation member who has died.

Seranov, the leader: Oh God, have mercy upon your servant Sidona, for he was one of the virtuous Jews and not one of the damned.

Congregation: Amen.

Seranov: Oh God, have mercy upon your servant Sidona, for he would pray for the benefit of the Jews and he would curse the satanic pagans.

Congregation: Amen. Seranov: Oh God, Have mercy upon Sidona.

Congregation: Amen.

Seranov: Oh God, Have mercy upon your servant Sidona.

Congregation: Amen.

Seranov: Oh God, Have mercy upon your servant Sidona, for he was one of the virtuous Jews.

Congregation: Amen.

Seranov: Oh God, Have mercy upon your servant Sidona, for he was loyal to his religion and has sacrificed everything for its sake, unlike those pagans, may God curse them all.

Congregation: Amen.

Seranov: Oh God, curse them all.

Congregation: Amen.

Seranov: Oh God, curse them all...

The person who prepared Sidona's body for burial: Stop the prayer, stop the prayer.

Seranov: What is it?

The person who prepared the body: Sidona was not circumcised.

Seranov: What are you saying? (He inspects the body.) This damned man may have been a pagan.

Congregant: The tragedy is that we prayed for him, and on a holiday, no less.

Seranov: Don’t remind me of that, don’t remind me of that!

Congregant: Enough of that, Seranov. That doesn’t do any good. We must think of a way to get out of this mess. Let's go.

Congregant: In my opinion, we should take the body of this infidel, Sidona, and bury it outside the ghetto.

Seranov: No, no, no. That's dangerous. If the Romanians see us, it will be a disaster.

Congregant: So what do you suggest?

Another congregant: I have a solution. Let's wrap his body in seven pieces of cloth and burn it to ashes. Then we will dig a very big ditch in the ground and bury the ashes.

Congregant: But this will defile the entire ghetto.

Another congregant: No, it won't. After we put the ashes in the ditch, we will cover it with seven layers of stones and then send seven righteous men to urinate on it seven times a day for seven days.

Seranov: God bless you. This is the solution.

Congregant: Agreed. Take away this infidel before our earlier prayers reach the heavens and he is blessed.

This is intended to be satire, even though Syrians (90% Muslim) care as much about circumcision as Jews. It is a wonder that no-one thought of circumcising the corpse.

Angel

(WB) Episode 54: "Dad"

Everybody is standing around Angel (David Boreanaz), holding his newborn son.

Cordelia (Charisma Carpenter, reading a book on baby health care): Are you going to circumcise?

Baby screams

Charles Gunn (J. August Richards): I think he heard you.

Even better to have said "I think that answers your question."

Arrested Development

NEWSWEEK, Nov. 3, 2003, season preview
Dysfunction Junction
In Fox's new sitcom, Bluths are stranger than fiction
By Marc Peyser
The Bluths have a little trouble holding down jobs. Buster has studied cartography and Native American tribal rituals, but thinks he can't find work in those fields because he's prone to panic attacks. Tobias has lost his medical license after giving CPR to someone who didn't need it. Lindsay is in the caring profession, too. She's spearheading an anti-circumcision group called HOOP: Hands Off Our Penises. [Lindsay raises money for a variety of causes, some contradicting each other.] Gob used to do magic tricks ("Illusions!" he insists. "A trick is what a whore does for money"), but he got kicked out of the magicians' union after he hid his father in a disappearing cabinet when the police came to arrest him on fraud charges. And then there's Michael. He's so disgusted with his family that he's made the only sensible Bluth decision ever: he's never going to speak to these people again.


At the beginning of the show, as characters are being introduced:

Lindsay to her brother Michael: Sorry I haven't called you ... I've been very busy. We just had an amazing fundraiser for HOOP.

Michael: "HOOP"?

Lindsay: My anti-circumcision movement.

Flashback to the fundraiser. A banner in the background says "HOOP - Hands Off Our Penises".

Lindsay (in evening dress) to a man: I think it looks frightening when it's cut off. It's a Doberman, let it have its ears!

Flash forward to the present.

Lindsay: Believe it or not, we brought in over forty thousand dollars!

Michael: Unbelievable! Sounds like you saved enough skin to make ten new boys.

Lindsay's husband: Well, most of that money was from the Bluth company [Lindsay's father]...

In the closing scene:

Lindsay: Life is hard right now ... and I've got the JDL on my ass.

Michael: The JDL?

Lindsay: Jewish Defense League.

Michael: Oh, the circumcision thing? This is why I was against HOOP. Why don't you just mind your own business?

Lindsay: This is why I didn't call you, Michael, you're so judgmental!

Michael: No, I'm not judgmental...

Comments to askfox@foxinc.com.

It is a step forward - of a kind - that Intactivism gets this much attention. In the Fox executives' minds, to be against circumcision is closely associated with being disfunctional. A moment's thought would have told them that it is people who support, advocate and practise the cutting off of parts of genitals, who aren't minding their own business and who merit being sent up as disfunctional.

Asylum (UK)

British comedy series set in a mental hospital inhabited by comedians.

Adam Bloom: And Bloom's a Jewish name, and my dad's a typical Jewish dad, always giving [bits] of advice. I'm only 5 feet 8. I've got size 9 feet. And whenever I bought shoes he'd always say, "Adam, try and wear shoes with the design across the toe, 'cause it's an optical illusion. Rather than having one continuous design, a design across the toe breaks up the length and makes the shoe look shorter." And it works. But I thought, "If he knew that, then why the hell did he have his son circumcised?"

Unlike an American show, questions circumcision and assumes familiarity with the intact appearance.

The Big Bang Theory

Season 1: Episode 09: The Cooper-Hofstadter Polarization, broadcast March 17, 2008

The stereotypical geeks have hooked up the electrical appliances in the apartment of two of them to the Internet.

Click for soundtrack (0.6 Mb, mp3)

Sheldon: You know, in the future, when we're disembodied brains in jars, we're going to look back on this as eight hours well wasted.

Rajesh: I don't want to be in a jar. I want my brain in an android body. Eight feet tall and ripped.

Howard: I'm with you. I just have to make sure if I'm a synthetic human, I'd still be Jewish. (Rajesh looks at hims strangely.) I promised my mother.

Rajesh: I suppose you could have your android penis circumcised. But that's something your Rabbi would have to discuss with the manufacturer.

Sheldon: Not to mention you'd have to power down on Saturdays.

. ... implying a US-made android would not have been circumcised in the factory. It is unusual that the circumcision joke is not the punchline.
Episode 15 - The Shiksa Indeterminacy, written by Lee Aronsohn and Bill Prady, broadcast May 5, 2008

Sheldon Cooper's attractive twin sister Missy is introduced. Sheldon's friends Rajesh Koothrappali (Kunal Nayyar) and Howard Wolowitz (Simon Helberg) vie for her attention, sitting on either side of her. Rajesh is on an experimental anti-anxiety medication, which enables him to overcome his inability to talk to women, but it also creates exaggerated side-effects.

Rajesh: Missy, do you enjoy pajamas?
Missy: I guess.
Rajesh (leaning towards her): We Indians invented them. (Missy looks puzzled, leaning away from him) You're welcome. (laughter)
Howard: Yeah, well, my people invented circumcision. (Missy looks puzzled, Penny twirls her thumbs uncomfortably. Howard's voice drops suggestively:) You're welcome. (laughter and applause)
Penny: Missy, I'm gonna go an' get my nails done. You wanna come?
Missy: God, yes! Thanks!
Penny (bows): You're welcome!

Penny escorts Missy out. Howard, Rajesh and Leonard fight over Missy while Sheldon is ordering pizza. Leonard asks to speak to Sheldon in private. They leave.

Howard: (Mocking Rajesh) I'm a fussy Indian man. We invented pajamas. (laugh track)
Rajesh: (Mocking Howard, wiggling one hand) Hey, look at me, I don't have a foreskin. (longer, louder laugh track. Rajesh goes on wiggling his hand - standing for the foreskin Howard doesn't have? - until they both stare at it.)

At the end of the episode, one at at time, the three guys cross the hall to Penny's apartment where Missy is staying. Leonard asks her out, and she coldly rejects him. Howard asks her out, and she coldly rejects him. When Rajesh knocks on the door, his medication has worn off and he can hardly speak, but Penny calls Missy, who says "Well hi, cutie pie, I was hoping you'd show up." (He whimpers and walks away.)

While the first exchange is calculated to imply that circumcision trumps pyjamas, it is progress that Rajesh's foreskin didn't deter Missy's interest. video of the full episode

Big Love

Series about a polygamist family
Series 1, episode 10

The family gathers around waiting for one of the wives, Wanda (Melora Walters) to give birth.

She does, off screen, and there is a sudden close up of the newborn boy, clearly circumcised, described by beaming relatives as 'perfect'.

One of a number of shows in which a baby is anomalously circumcised. (The Latter Day Saints do not officially support religious circumcision, but turn a blind eye to the "medical" variety.)

Bob Patterson

Episode 3: "Naked Bob"
Offical summary: Bob surprises his family and co-workers when he accepts an offer to pose nude for a book which features famous power players. But when he discovers that the photographer is a beautiful French woman, a sexually traumatic secret from Bob's adolescence rears its ugly head, which leads him to take some drastic measures that could place his masculinity in jeopardy.

Jason Alexander (George in "Seinfeld") plays an executive, the founder of a successful seminar/training company that bears his name.

To overcome his body self-image issues, he reluctantly agrees to be photographed naked by a famous French female photographer. The theme she chooses is Moses coming down from the mountain to address his people.

Just before the shoot begins, a dozen intimidatingly gorgeous young men in towels walk into the room, drop their towels to the floor, and stand facing Alexander, who's about one meter up on a stage. Just as he is instructed to drop his towel, too, he finds an excuse not to have to go through with it:

"We can't do the shoot... looking down at all these young men, it's obvious that many of them are not, um, exactly, um... Hebrews. So this can't be Moses and the Israelites!"

This is even more far-fetched than the plot implies:

  • Not a problem: It is much easier for an intact actor to simulate being circumcised than for a circumcised one to simulate being intact, but either is perfectly feasible in the illusory world of show business.
  • According to the Bible, neither Moses (in Egyptian care by his eighth day) nor the young Israelites in the wilderness were circumcised.
  • Does anyone seriously imagine that - outside gay erotica - any serious photographer in the US is going to show a lot of PENISES?

Caroline in the City

Del pretends to be Jewish in order to marry a Jewish woman, arranges to have himself secretly circumcised. (It is discussed indirectly, in terms of "turtleneck sweaters".) When he is dozy with anaesthetic, she tells him she is marrying a gentile. He tries to stop the operation but blathers about a "turtleneck", is not understood and wheeled away. Del is circumcised.

Cheers

Frasier and Lilith invite everyone in the bar to the circumcision of their son. The men are squeamish and don't want to go. Frasier kidnaps his own son from home, saying "I won't let them hurt you!" and hides him in the bar's office. Lilith brings the guests and the mohel to the bar and demands to talk to Frasier. Eventually they emerge with the baby. Frasier again says, "Don't hurt my baby!" explaining he just had to say it one more time. Lilith explains that they considered an out-of-sight hospital circumcision but decided it was better for the baby to be surrounded by his loved ones. (Despite Frasier's outbursts, the option of leaving the baby alone is not mentioned.) Baby is circumcised (off-camera). Sam comforts the slightly fussing baby saying "It'll be OK, baby." Frasier comes out carrying Lillith, saying,"It'll be OK, baby."

Casualty (UK)

(BBC) Set in the Accident & Emergency department of a hospital in the ficticious city of Holby (Bristol)
Series 2, episode 11 (sometimes numbered episode 26), "Hooked", written by Billy Hamon, first transmitted 21 November 1987

A young mother brings her son into A&E.; He is about 6 or 7 years old. After a visit to the loo, he had done his zipper up too quickly and caught his foreskin in it. The mother had been unable to free it.

The decision is made to circumcise the boy. The mother is horrified at the prospect but Nurse Megan Roach tells her that there is nothing to worry about as there are millions of circumcised men in the world. The boy is circumcised.

There are millions of amputees, too. The idea of sacrificing the foreskin rather than the zipper is perfectly ridiculous, though it happens far too often.

Series 3, episode 3 (sometimes numbered episode 33) "Drake's Drum", written by Keith Dewhurst, first transmitted 23 September 1988.

A would-be soap-box preacher goes to the hospital with a problem that turns out to be a tight foreskin. Having retracting it, he is unable to get it forward again. Charge Nurse Charlie Fairhead takes a look and says something like "Yes, the old man has his scarf on a bit tight tonight, doesn't he?!". The immediate problem is solved but the decision is made for the man to be circumcised, presumably to prevent a re-occurance. He is admitted to the observation ward overnight and seems surprisingly pleased at the prospect. A nurse goes to his bed and says "I'll give you something for the discomfort, to help you sleep, and we'll have you circumcised in the morning.". The man replies something like "Good. Then at last I can start my ministry." The man is circumcised.

Whatever religion he plans to preach, there are few that require surgical, rather than ritual, circumcision. Still there's nowt so queer as folk.

Chicago Hope

"Boys Will Be Girls"
First broadcast on CBS, Feb. 3, 2000
John Heath directed, script by Linda McGibney.

Dr. Jack McNeil (Mark Harmon) is surprised to discover that his teenage "female" patient had been born a boy. At birth, a doctor performing a routine circumcision made an error [cutting off the boy's penis] and advised the parents to let the child live life as a girl. Dr. McNeil, Dr. Jeremy Hanlon (Lauren Holly) and Stuart Brickman (Alan Rosenberg) team up and go to court to help the boy win his right to restorative surgery.

The fact that the circumcision was unnecessary is not discussed

This story is based on the true story of "John/Joan/John" (Bruce/Brenda/David Reimer of Winnipeg), whose circumcision, while not routine, was also demonstrably unnecessary (his twin brother was not circumcised, and the same "problem" cleared up by itself).

Circumcized [sic] Cinema

Si TV (USA cable/satellite network)

Mexican films are edited to 30 minutes and dubbed and edited into a new English-language comedy. The presenter sometimes introduces himself as 'your uncircumcised host'.

In this case "circumcised" implies "reduced in size" and the edited versions are ridiculous, so the overall message of the name could be taken as anti-circumcision.

Comedy Inc.
(Australia)

(Short sketches) "Smallville": Clark Kent suddenly finds he has X-ray vision.

Clark (looks at Lana Lang and a red ray goes from his eyes to her body): I didn't know you had a tattoo.
(looks at Lex Luthor and a red ray goes downward) I didn't know you were Jewish.

Reinforcing the myth that only Jews circumcise - although that is moving closer to the truth in Australia.

Crossing Jordan

NBC

JORDAN: You know, you look different lately.
LILLY: Really?
J: Yeah, like you're glowing or something. Oh. You're not, um-- oh, that's unlikely.
L: It could be this new face cream I got. The active ingredient is human foreskin.
J: And you put this on your face?
L: It smooths out your fine lines.
J: Just be careful not to rub too hard, you know what I'm saying?
L: Yeah. I got all the complexion-erection jokes from the gal at the cosmetics counter.

Subtext: circumcision is insignificant, useful for cheap laughs, and foreskins are valuable - except to their original owners. The last exchange tacitly admits that the foreskin is erogenous.

Cybil?

Man is circumcised by mistake. Big Joke. (No mention of suing!)

Dawson's Creek

Bessie Potter (Nina Repeta) insists that her forthcoming baby not be circumcised, saying it is "barbaric" and a "human rights issue." The father-to-be insists on it being done. The audience is not told the outcome.

Desperate Housewives

Episode: We're Gonna Be All Right Date: 28 May 2006 Network: ABC

Susan (Teri Hatcher) is on a disasterous blind date with a man called Jim. After Jim tells several lame or offensive jokes at a restaurant, the two accidentally butt heads and are taken to the emergency room where they are treated by Dr. Ron. Jim asks Dr. Ron, 'What is the correct medical term for the circumcision of a rabbit? A Hare Cut.' Jim laughs at his own joke, but Susan and the doctor look shocked and disgusted.

In the context of the show, the joke is lame and not funny. but used to underline that Jim is a fool.

Thanks to NORM-UK

Episode 4-7 ''You Can't Judge a Book By Its Cover" November 11, Written by Chuck Ranberg and Anne Flett-Giordano; directed by David Warren

Teenager Danielle has given birth to a baby boy, Benjamin, and her mother Bree Van De Camp (Marcia Cross), a practising Catholic, and stepfather Orson Hodge (Kyle MacLachlan) are bringing him up as their own. In the previous episode, Bree held the newborn in her arms and declared he was perfect in every way.

The dinner.

Over dinner with the neighbors...

Bree: Debbie Gottlieb had her baby the same day I did ... and by the way, we're invited to her [NB not "his"] Bris this Saturday.
Orson: Oh well, make an excuse for me.
Bree: I thought you liked Debbie and Lou!
Orson: I do. I just don't care to watch them ritually mutilate their child. ... (music The neighbours grow uncomfortable.)
Bree: Circumcision's not mutilation! It's a simple surgery meant to promote lifelong masculine hygiene.
Orson: It's a traumatic procedure, which reduces the male's capacity for sexual pleasure by desensitising the tip of -
Bree: We. know. what it is.
Female neighbour: Gee, I don't think I've ever heard such strong opinions on the subject. I mean, not that it's something I talk about a lot. Or ever.
Orson: I hope I didn't offend you.
Male neighbour: I haven't heard a word since "Ten thousand dollars".
Orson: It's just that I remember my own circumcision so vividly. (Silence. The neighbours stare.)
Bree (laughs): That's ridiculous.
Orson: My parents disagreed on this issue too. My dad said "No". So Mother just bided her time until he finally left town on business. I was five.
Male neighbour: Whoah.
Female neighbour (simultaneously): Ouch.
Orson: She told me we were going for ice cream.
Bree: That's why the procedure should be done on babies, they won't remember. Now, can we please just drop this? (She bites into the end of an eggroll with a loud crunch. The Male Neighbour shifts as though he wants to ask Orson something.) So, Susan, you mentioned something about bringing dessert. What is it?
Susan: Um. (The music pauses.) Ice cream. (To Orson) Sorry.

The quarrel.

Bree tries to have the baby circumcised in the hospital, but Orson has sent a letter to doctors and hospitals in three states threatening action if they do it.

Bree: I'm only thinking of Benjamin. Be reasonable.
Orson: Your'e the one who's unreasonable. What've you got against untrimmed penises?
Bree: They're - unsightly! I do not want our son to be teased for being different. Do you?
Orson: So in the end, it all comes down, to tradition and conformity.
Bree: What is wrong with that? I thought we liked conformity.
Orson: Not at the price of pain, and reduced sexual pleasure.
Bree (shouting): I can tell you someone who's sexual pleasure is going to be reduced bigtime!

The bris

Bree slips out of the house to attend the bris of Debbie Gottleib's son. After a lame joke by the mohel ("Why does the Torah compel us to wait eight days to circumcise? Because on average it takes that long to get a good caterer!"), the baby is circumcised (between scenes). We can hear the baby crying as Bree approaches the mohel and chirpily asks him whether he would mind "doing a bris" for her baby, too, since she has him with her. On the quiet, maybe in the den. The mohel says, "As we've just heard, there is no such thing as a quiet bris."

He says a bris is a covenant to raise a boy Jewish. Bree lies and says she is Jewish. The mohel says, "Bree Hodge? That doesn't sound like a very Jewish name" Bree says "Nee Rabinowitz." (It is Mason.) When the Mohel still demurs, Bree uses stereotypes that might have been lifted from "Fiddler on the Roof" to convince him. She swears to bring him up "as Jewish as I am." Benjamin is circumcised.

Bree brings the baby home.

She comes home and casually mentions to Orson that they ran a few errands and she had the baby circumcised. Orson is very angry that his wishes were ignored. Bree says it's only a little foreskin and he'll never miss it. She insists that because the baby is biologically related to her (she is the grandmother, he is the step-grandfather) she has more of a right to decide things like this. Orson is furious at being so discounted as father.

She drops a disposable napkin, open, into a garbage pail. There is no blood.

When she says "Your baby wants you to hold him" Orson is mollified. It was all about him.

This episode amply illustrates, but probably does not illuminate, the desperate need of some some people to circumcise. Bree lies (about her religion) and betrays her husband just as his mother did. In the real world, their marriage would not survive, but here - ? It is progress that baby Benjamin's future pleasure can be even considered, and tradition and conformity discounted, but in the end, it is the (step-)parents' feelings that triumph.

Dharma and Greg

Hippie Dharma wants a pagan mudhole baptism ceremony for their adopted baby, conservative Greg wants a church ceremony. The comedy focuses on the four-way disagreement among their parents. Neither Dharma nor Greg nor their mothers want him circumcised.

Greg's patrician mother, Kitty: "I don't believe you're going to get our grandson drunk and perform surgery on him in the living room."

Dharma's hippie mother Abigail: "I don't believe in circumcision either, but [Dharma's father] Larry is Jewish when it comes to penises."

Dharma favours leaving him intact to decide for himself when he's old enough, but Kitty dismisses this, saying (correctly) that he'll never decide for himself to get "snipped down there" (a good reason for leaving him intact, not for circumcising). They "compromise" with a minister, a rabbi and a shaman.

We see most of the ceremony, and afterward Dharma and Greg show the video to Donna, the baby's birth mother, who wants him back. Dharma says "This is the Jewish part of the ceremony, where we had him circumcised." Donna does not react to this news about her son in any way, merely asking, "Who's that passing out?"

The Drew Carey Show

Dog and Pony show
(from the official summary) ... Drew must earn enough money to buy a replacement purebred [dog that he has mistakenly had neutered]. Inspired by "The Full Monty," a film he just saw [about unemployed men putting on a strip show], Drew devises a scheme. Drew, Mr. Wick, Lewis, Oswald and Larry--who just got out of prison on probation--plan to charge money for people to watch them strip naked at the Warsaw. After the police burst in and prevent the choreographed spectacle from finishing, Drew and the guys go to a city council meeting and complete the act. ...

Mr Wick (Craig Ferguson) is ashamed to strip because he is embarrased about "not getting 'snip-snip' down there".

Craig Ferguson
Craig Ferguson

It is taken for granted that a man should be ashamed to have all of his penis.

If Mr Wick, like Craig Ferguson, was born in Glasgow, there is no way he would be ashamed of being intact, like virtually all his peers. The real Drew Carey is also reportedly intact.

Drew and The Baby
(official summary) When a comatose Drew is taken off life support, he begins to slowly drift away. But a celestial encounter with Mimi's about-to-be-born baby changes everything and Drew ends up playing a surprising role in the baby's birth.

Drew is in a coma. He begins floating on a cloud towards heaven. There he meets his future nephew, Gus, a baby floating on a cloud down to earth to be born .

Drew and Gus talk, Drew complaining about the world and about Mimi, Gus's mother. This scares Gus so he doesn't want to go. Drew offers to take his place for a few days to show him that the world isn't such a bad place.

Mimi has the baby. The nurse says, "Congratulations, it's a boy!" The "baby" is Drew wrapped up in a blanket. (To everyone in the scene, he looks like a real baby and they call him Gus.) The nurse hands the baby to Mimi, and almost immediately asks, "Do you want to have your son circumcised?"

Mimi and her husband, Steve, both nod and Mimi says, "Yeah, I heard it was more sanitary." The nurse quickly takes "Gus"/Drew away. He yells "No!" and other comments, but no one can understand him because to them he sounds like a baby. Offstage, Gus/"Drew" is circumcised.

Mimi and Steve arrive home from the hospital and "Gus"/Drew is moaning quietly. Mimi wonders what is wrong with him. He says something like "Well you just chopped off half my penis," but again, to Mimi it is just baby-talk.

While this seems to have an intactivist theme, the laugh-track is set off whenever "Gus"/Drew speaks against circumcision.

Early Edition

[Back-story: every day, Gary gets a copy of tomorrow's newspaper, so he can in effect see the future.]

Episode 33: "A bris is just a bris"

Chuck is attending the bris of his nephew. All the family is there and one is filming the service. Gary bursts into the synagogue, because the headline of his newspaper said

INFANT HURT AT RELIGIOUS CEREMONY
Circumcision Goes Awry

(As if boys are not always hurt at their circumcisions.)

The story was that the mohel performing the service had a heart attack. The service is halted. (But baby will be circumcised.)

Entourage

Soap about would-be Hollywood actors
HBO, 2nd Season, episode 12, "An Offer Refused"

Actor Johnny "Drama" Chase (Kevin Dillon) says he is to have elective surgery (calf implants) but he doesn't want to talk about it. Would-be entrepreneur Turtle (Jerry Ferrara) jokes that "He's having a botched adult circumcision corrected."

The word "adult" is superfluous and out of place there - it was presumably added to negate any suggestion that anything could possibly have gone wrong with a routine infant circumcision.

E R

(Broadcast January 30, 1997)
A patient of Dr Peter Benton (Eriq LaSalle) says he is converting to Judaism for his fiancee. He says, "I'm not very religious, but her family? Oh boy, they wouldn't even consider letting us get married if I didn't get it taken off. I probably wouldn't have started dating her if I knew this was gonna be part of the deal." Man is circumcised.

This implies:

  1. "Circumcision is Jewish" (in fact, the man's chances of being intact in the US are quite low)
  2. "American gentiles are not circumcised - unless they want to marry a Jewish woman."
The fact that Judaism specifically prohibits conversion in order to marry is, as usual, ignored. The suggestion that her family should even know he has a foreskin is quite outlandish.
The last line illustrates what Leonard Glick has pointed out, "when circumcision is discussed...the defining motif is uneasiness."

Dr Benton is adamant that there is no need to circumcise his son, but a woman doctor "likes the look" and thinks circumcision is "cleaner". She (unethically) persuades the mother, who wants revenge (for ?) against Benton. (This is apparently deemed an acceptable reason.) She accuses Benson of just wanting baby to "look like him in the shower." (Since this common reason for circumcising is now being used against circumcision, it has become an unacceptable reason.) All discussion takes place at high volume in crowded places. Benton bursts in on the operation in progress, but it is too late and the baby is circumcised. The additional ethical issue of a doctor operating on the son of another doctor without consulting him is not raised.

(Broadcast 8 April, 1999)
A mentally ill woman is brought in from the streets with a baby she had given birth to moments before - the umbilical cord is still attached. The scene cuts from the screaming, frantic mother, to a doctor and nurse who are examining the baby, naked, who is already circumcised. (It must have been done and healed in the seconds before their examination. Or would they have us believe that babies are already cut at birth?)

Other anomalously circumcised babies on movies and TV.

(Broadcast 1 November 2001)
A man is in the Emergency Room because his girlfriend had told him she didn't like his foreskin - and so he attempted to cut it off himself. He thought he could "gut out" the pain and just "clip it off", but he only made it half way and both the pain and the bleeding are excessive.
Nurse Abby says, "Y'know, there is no medical indication for circumcision." [Yay!]
He says his girlfriend is a "neat freak" and he guesses that she thinks circumcised penises are neater and cleaner.
Dr Benton is contacted. Since it is only half done, he can either repair it or finish the job. The man calls his girlfriend to find out which she prefers. He decides to have the circumcision completed.
A woman doctor says to the girlfriend, "Well, it's just a foreskin. We'll take him to the operating room to finish off the job he started that you wanted, right?"
The girlfriend looks confused and says,"Well - I just wanted to make him upset." She wanted to break up with him and she thought was a way of "letting him down easy". Man is circumcised.

This episode almost seems to be trying to make amends for the earlier one.

53% of E R viewers "learnt important health facts" from the show. 32% "get information which helps them make decisions about family health care" - 35M news

The Family Guy

Satirical cartoon sitcom
'When You Wish Upon A Weinstein' (Made for Season 2. but never broadcast, on DVD only)

Peter is worried his son is stupid, so he decides to convert him to Judaism, to make him smarter. He makes a comment about knowing lots of foreskin jokes.

The foreskin "joke" - whose role is to trivialise circumcision - has become such a cliche that a reference to them suffices, instead of actually making one.

Farscape

Cult science fiction epic

"Give me an arn with Aeryn and a tokar knife... " says Rygel, ominously. A tokar knife is a ritual Luxan knife used in a self-circumcision ceremony (mentioned in Episode 4, series 1, "I, E.T.").

According to the BBC cult page "It's implied that Luxan warriors like D'Argo are circumcised."

(In the UK, circumcision is treated as an ordeal, and perhaps as irrational.)
Thanks to NORM-UK

Friends

(April 18, 2001)

Joey Tribbiani, an Italian-American Lothario and aspiring actor, returns from an audition. He is excited because he got a callback and he thinks the role - a young Italian man at the turn of the century - suits him well. One problem: the role calls for full frontal nudity. Joey is anxious at first, but agrees to the nudity.

He goes to the callback, only to be told by his agent that he doesn't need to read again; he's all but won the role. One catch: the agent tells him that the director is a stickler for realism and insists that Joey's naked body is "anatomically correct" for an Italian man circa 1900. Joey doesn't get it; his agent hesitates, then says that the nude scene involves a Jewish girl making love to a non-Jewish man for the first time, and Joey must appear, um, non-Jewish.

[This is ridiculous. Makeup and special effects have always been the stock-in-trade of the theatre.]

Joey looks puzzled, then quick-cut to the apartment of Monica Geller (an anal-retentive, Jewish gourmet chef) for the next scene . . .

Monica (amazed, to Joey): "So you said you aren't?"
Joey nods despairingly.
Monica: "And you are?"
Joey: "Yes."
Monica: "And there's nothing there you can - work with?"
Joey: "No."

Joey says he'll have to call back and admit his lie. Monica thinks a minute, then suggests a prosthesis. Joey is doubtful, but is willing to try.

Monica raids her friends' refrigerator for luncheon meat, all of which is rejected (especially the olive loaf meat) as inadequate for the task. Eventually she presents Joey with a beautifully arranged platter of fake foreskins made of various edibles and inedibles. (Recall that she is a gourmet chef.) Joey retires to the next room to try them on. Yelp of pain as Joey forgets to remove a toothpick; sound of pleasure as Joey, famous for his appetite, decides to taste some foreskins rather than wear them. Eventually Joey comes out fully dressed, declaring success. He has settled on the Silly Putty foreskin, which he says "isn't so silly anymore."

Joey shows up for a meeting with his agent and the director; he is all but offered the part. But he has to get naked first. He removes his shirt, then drops his pants. The camera cuts away as Joey's fauxskin would have been revealed to all; the next shot, à la Mike Nichols' The Graduate, frames the agent and director between Joey's legs. We see the backs of Joey's legs and the satisfied faces of the agent and the director. Joey says something like, "See? I'm all there!" Suddenly something falls down, and the agent and director are aghast. Cut back to Joey's face, now horrified. Joey: "I swear this has never happened to me before!" End of episode.

This show is anomalous. For perhaps the first time in US television, intactness is presented as desirable, Monica does not casually badmouth it - and no-one gets circumcised! - except symbolically.

Game On
(UK)

A sitcom about three mismatched young flatmates.
"Roundheads and Cavaliers"

When naive, virginal Martin (Matthew Cottle) is propositioned by an Irish nurse to relieve her of her burdonsome virginity on her next day off, he asks her if she minds freckles, indicating "down there".

Martin and now-celibate flatmate Mandy (Samantha Janus) are in a pub. Two young women are in the background.

Martin: You know when you're going out with a chap - when you used to go out with chaps -

Mandy: Yes?

Martin: What-um - What sort - Which sort of - What sort of - What sort of - thing do you like?

Mandy: Thing?

Martin: You know. (sotto voce) Tadger. Todge-bar. PENIS! (The women laugh.)

Mandy: Oh, Oh, ah - (She thinks and smiles dreamily, then comes back to earth.) Ah well, is that really any of your business, Martin?

Martin: No, all right. Sorry. It's stupid. Just forget it.

Mandy: All right. You're worried about your penis, is that it?

Martin: No! No! Well, in a way. For example, Matt's has got the matt finish, and mine has got the gloss finish, and I was just wondering which sort girls like best.

Mandy: "Matt's has got the matt finish"?

Martin: Yes. He's a Roundhead and I'm a Cavalier.

Mandy: Sorry?

Martin: He's (whispers) circumcised and I'm not.

Mandy (loudly): You've got a foreskin and he hasn't, (The women laugh.) that's what you're saying? And you want to know which type girls like best? Well they like both sorts. All right, Martin?

Martin: Yes. And I was reading this article in 'Marie Clare' about women who force their boyfriends to have penis extensions, and I was just wondering, (his voice goes high) is that a common thing that happens?

Mandy: I'd say it's fairly uncommon.

Martin: Right, good.

Mandy: Are you all right, Martin?

Martin: Yes, quite fine, I'm fine. So in summary, what you're saying is, anything goes size-wise and presence-or-absence-of-foreskin-wise, as long as you like the man?

Mandy: Martin, what's this all about?

Martin: What? Nothing, we're just talking, aren't we, talking about things, having a conversation?

Mandy: I'd be quite happy to have a look at it for you if you feel the need for further reassurance.

Martin: Oh no, It's all right, I don't think that would be necessary, (stiffly) thank you.

CUT TO: Mandy's bedroom, closeup of Martin's waist as he is undoing his belt. Martin: Are you sure you don't mind?

Mandy Honestly. Now that I've retired from the fray in person, I'm pleased to offer my services in a consultative capacity. Come on then. (putting on spectacles) Let the dogs see the rabbit.

Martin: Right. (He takes down his trousers and turns towards her.) Okay?

Mandy: M-hm. (He drops his underpants. She peers forwards. Hypochondriac flatmate Matthew (Neil Stuke) comes in behind her)

Matt: You sneaky bastards! So this is what you two get up to when I'm lying at death's door!

Martin: I can explain.

Mandy: There's no need to explain anything to that warped pervert. Get out of my room, Matthew, this is none of your business! Don't you think you'd better pull your pants up now, Martin?

(Martin trips on his trousers and tries to leave the room on all fours. He gets caught between Matt's legs.)

Matt: D'you wanna look at mine now, Mand? (mocking): Go on. It's a nice one.

Mandy: That may be so, Matt, but I happen to prefer the gloss-finish myself.

Matt: What!? How did she find out? Somebody has betrayed me. I wonder who? (On "who", Matt pulls Martin's underpants, giving him a wedgie.)

...

Martin's bedroom, where he is choosing underpants. Mandy comes in. Mandy: Look, um, I just wanted to say - I didn't have time to tell you before, but - it looked fine to me; your thing. No strange lumps or bumps, medium size. Freckles are unusual but quite attractive. I should think she'll like them.

This is strikingly different from US presentations. Martin and Mandy's use of "matt" vs "gloss" betrays a familiarity with the real thing. Martin's feeling of inferiority is generalised, but Matt's clearly derives from being circumcised. In her final reassurance, Mandy thinks circumcision is less worth mentioning than freckles.

Girlfriends

[UPN, Mondays, 9:30 PM EST. Producer, Kelsey Grammer]

In the last two episodes of the 2000 season, the girls, Joan (Tracee Ellis Ross), Maya (Golden Brooks), Toni (Jill Marie Jones), and Lynn (Persia White) went to a Carribean island together. Lynn fell in love with a bell-hop named Bosco and he came back to the US with her.

Now Lynn is doing her laundry and the others are helping her fold it. Suddenly, Maya asks Lynn if Bosco is circumcised and Lynn very casually answers, "No, Bosco isn't." Maya screams "Ewwww!" in disgust and tosses Bosco's [washed] underwear across the room or back into the laundry basket and wipes her hands wth a disgusted look on her face. Everyone laughs.

This implies intact men are unclean. Imagine if men had had this exchange about a woman!

In a later episode, Maya describes something as being "like having sex with an uncircumcised man" and Lynn jokingly responds "Yes, he's the only one having an orgasm" (or words to that effect). Everyone laughs.

This implies intact men are lousy, selfish, lovers (unlike circumcised men....) Imagine if the four African-American women were as insulting about Black men. There are some 39 million intact males in the US, more than twice as many as African-American males (17 million ).

Give My Head Peace

(BBC Northern Ireland)
Episode 10, 11 February 2005
The Passion of Red Hand Luke

Red Hand Luke launches a personal quest to find the "one true religion". His criteria are undemanding - his chosen faith must allow violence and drinking! As Luke careers wildly from being a Jew, to a Muslim, a Hare Krishna and then a Catholic bishop, Uncle Andy and Big Mervyn are in fear of not only their sanity but also of circumcision, head shaving, forced confessions, and sworn abstinence from alcohol as well!

In Britain, and especially Northern Ireland, the first (and most natural) reaction to the thought of circumcision is fear.

Grosse Pointe

A Jewish girl is dating a man who is pretending to be Jewish just to get with her. They end up in bed, taking each others clothes off. She grabs his penis and says ["You're not Jewish!"] At the end of the scene, she says she has to go and wash her hand.

Imagine if an African man said to an American woman "You're not circumcised!" and then wanted to go and wash his hand....

More details would be welcomed.

Help Me Help You

(ABC, Season 1, episode 7, "Raging Bill" broadcast November 28, 2006)

A Korean woman who has a thing for Jewish men is set up with an old friend, also Korean, whom she knows is not Jewish. He knows she isn't either, but neither will admit it. After having sex with him she says:

"You're not circumcised, therefore you're not Jewish."
He replies: "I am circumcised. I was circumcised as a baby and it grew back. If you were Jewish you would know that!"
In the next scene he comes into the apartment and the woman has organised a big party. He asks "What is all this?"
She replies: "It's your Bris, meet the mohel."
The mohel (Loren Lester) says: "I usually only do this on babies, but I'm ready when you're ready."
The man says (starting to take off his trousers - presumably calling the bluff, not seriously offering): "OK, lets go." (The mohel wipes down a large butcher knife and begins to cut a sandwhich..)
The man says something to the effect of "Forget this" and leaves.
What's not wrong with this storyline? How much more grotesquely stupid could it get? Let's cut straight to the messages:
  • All Jews are circumcised
  • Only Jews are circumcised (and in particular {South} Koreans are not circumcised - she could as reasonably say, "You're not Korean!").
  • Foreskins frequently grow back - so frequently that all Jews know it
  • Every man wants to be circumcised
  • Circumcision is a big joke.
As above, imagine if an African man organised a khAfiDah for his American girlfriend without telling her - or that such a scenario was presented on US TV as comedy....

Herman's Head

Comedy, 71 episodes, 1991-94, featuring Herman (Willaim Ragsdale). Aspects of his character are acted out by different people.

One of Herman's good friends makes a reference to circumcision and asks a leading question like, "You are cut, right?" Herman does not immediately reply. The friend, in complete surprise, says "Oh my god, you're not circumcised!" - but not in a negative way, more as if to say "How cool and different!"

A rare exception to the general rule, in keeping with the non-conformist nature of the show.

House
[aka House, M.D.]

(Fox) Series 2, episode 1: Autopsy, first aired September 20, 2005 Website: http://www.fox.com/house (Full episode summary and audio clips)

Dr. Gregory House (Hugh Laurie) and his team of doctors try to prolong the life of a nine-year old girl with terminal cancer. In an opening scene Dr. House is asked to examine a young Asian-American man who has requested a male doctor. In the examining room, the patient lifts his books to reveal a blood stain on the crotch of his jeans. He explains that his girlfriend has never been with an "uncircumcised guy" and that he had sterilised 'box cutters' [a utility knife] and tried to circumcise himself with it. Viewers then get a rear view of his ankles as he pulls down his jeans and underwear. Dr. House falls back against the wall with a shocked expression. He says, 'I'm going to call a plastic surgeon to put the Twinkie back in the wrapper.' (It seems to be compulsory on TV for even doctors to use dumb metaphors to talk about circumcision. A Twinkie is a snack cake made by Hostess.) The story returns to the cancer patient and this patient is never seen again.

Unlike a similar scene in ER a few years ago, there is no mention of the doctors finishing the circumcision; instead they repair the damage (possibly a first for an American medical drama).

However, it passively promotes men having their genitals modified to fit their partners' desires, and the idea that a circumcised penis is better than an intact one. There is no mention of psychiatric or psychological treatment for the man for his self-mutilation.

Thanks to NORM-UK

Jackass
(MTV)

One of the characters is dressed like the devil and calls himself Satan. Walking around L.A., he tells someone: "For one thing, God didn't invent circumcision, I did!"

While some Intactivists may agree, the context of the claim makes clear that it is a joke.

Judging Amy

(CBS. US broadcast November 9, 1999, "a compelling new drama")
A divorced couple appears before Judge Amy Gray (Amy Brenneman). The father (a convert to Judaism from Catholicism) wants to have their newborn son circumcised, the Catholic mother does not. In her chambers, Judge Amy considers the suit hilarious, and in court she can barely contain her mirth. She says that in the divorce settlement they agreed to raise their children Jewish, so she rules in favour of the father. (In fact, since the mother is not Jewish, the son is not either, so he does not need to be circumcised.)

The mother stands up and says, "You're mutilating my son!"

The judge replies, "It's a standard medical procedure, it's done all the time. It's relatively short and painless."

"Painless for you, maybe! It's child abuse!"

"It's not child abuse. Broken bones and cigarette burns are child abuse. Get some perspective."

The mother hangs her head. (Baby is circumcised.)

[A swift exchange about peripheral issues - the rights of the child are not mentioned in this case - seems to be a standard method of dealing with controversies on US TV: "balance" has been served, so no-one can be offended.]

(CBS. US broadcast February 15, 2000)
Vincent's girlfriend comes over to his apartment, and his roommate remarks, "... if Englishmen had any sense of aesthetics, they'd be circumcised."

[This is apparently intended to illustrate wit, not bigotry: try substituting "Africans" for "Englishmen" and "bleached" for "circumcised" in the above and see how it looks.]

Kids in the Hall
(Canada)

Scott Thompson (to camera): Mom, Dad, Doctor, I want my foreskin back!

(stares sadly at the camera)
It was stolen from me without my consent! They say, you lose seventy percent of sensation in the head of the penis after circumcision.
(about to cry)
The mind boggles.
(puts his arm up in the air)
What strange creatures be these parents! They say: "It's much nicer now! All cleaned up! Like a good hair cut!" Hey! I want my hood back!
(puts his hands around his torso. As his penis)
I'm cold... It needs its little blanket...
(change of mood)
I could sue... I know I could sue - but what would be the point? It won't change anything... I'll always be mutilated. Another North American loser with an exposed head. So -
(putting his turtle-neck over his head.)
I wear turtle-necks.

A quite remarkably complete statement, even including the m-word. The origin of the 70% figure is unknown.

The King of Queens

(broadcast February 2002)

Carie's father, Arthur, is in hospital, about to be anaesthetised for an angioplasty

Arthur: Now, this is important, while I'm under, please see to it that they don't circumcise me.

Carrie: They're not going to circumcise you.

Arthur: Excuse me, what is the name of this hospital?

Carrie (mumbling): Forest Hills Jewish

Arthur: 'Nough said!

He brings up circumcision twice more. At the end of the show, after the operation, he looks under the covers and says, Just what I wanted to see.

This illustrates the first myth: "only Jews circumcise" (and they'll circumcise anybody). He is probably in more danger in a gentile US hospital. It avoids the myths that wrongful circumcision is trivial and a big joke - progress of a kind.

King of the Hill

Season 6, No 12: Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret Hill
first broadcast March 17, 2002

Peggy (voiced by Kathy Najimy) pretends to be a nun in order to get a teaching job at a Catholic school. She excuses herself to Hank, saying:
"It's not as if I was dressed up as a rabbi and circumcising people left and right. People do that, you know."

Refreshingly, presents circumcising as a bad thing to do.

The Kumars at No. 42 (UK)

Talkshow/sitcom about an Indian family in England (saucy Grandma, parents, bigheaded son Sanjeev [Sanjeev Bhaskar]) that has a talk studio in the house.

Guest comedian David Baddiel said he had a friend who is half-Jewish: "He has a two-skin."
Grandma (Meera Syal): We'll we're Hindus, so we don't circumcise: we keep the funny little hat.

The great majority of circumcision in England is now Muslim. Grandma's remark trivialises circumcision.

Kyle XY

Episode 3, The Lies that Bind, Monday July 10, 2006

A strange, innocent youth, Kyle (Matt Dallas), has been found naked in the woods with amnesia. Perhaps he is an alien: he has no navel. He is put up with the family of a social worker in Seattle.

Lori Trager (April Matson), 16, wants to use the bathroom while is using it. When he doesn't come at once she asks him if he is modest.

Innocent Kyle opens the door completely naked, and declares, "I am not modest!"

Lori stares him up and down and exclaims, "No, you're not. And you're clearly not Jewish, either."

Cementing the fallacy that all Jewish males are circumcised, but really just finding an excuse to refer to his penis and circumcision. Apparently aliens don't practice infant circumcision.

Ladies' Man

A baby is born and unexpectedly proves to be male. Comments are made about the baby's penis, how big and swollen it is, etc.

Cut to the parents in the hospital room admiring the baby. The father tells his son he's sorry but he's going home to a house full of women (the "sit." of this "com.") and the father won't always be able to protect him.

The nurse comes in and holds out her arms for the baby. The father unquestioningly hands his son over to her - and then as an afterthought, as the nurse is leaving, he asks where she is going.

She responds, "To get him circumcised."

Without batting an eye, the father says, "And so it begins."

The mother smiles at him as canned laughter ends the show.

(Then baby is circumcised.)

Law and Order: SVU

[SVU=Special Victims Unit]

A pair of pre-adolescent twins are psychotic. One is charged with the other's murder. Both were born as males, but one was raised as a girl and has no idea she was born a boy. The circumcision that led to this is referred to only briefly.

(More details welcome)

Loosely based on the story of David Reimer, a Canadian boy whose penis was burnt off during (an unnecessary) circumcision, who was unsuccessfully reassigned as female, and who recently committed suicide.

Living in Captivity

1998 sitcom about three families of different ethnicities living in one suburb. Only a few episodes broadcast.

In one, Will (Matthew Letscher), proposes to Becca (Melinda McGraw). She wants a Jewish wedding, so Will has to convert, but "What about my ... shmeckel?" (Shelley Berman guest stars as the mohel.) Will's male friends don't like it that he has cut part of his penis off forever, but the women think it a bold act.

Again with the myth that "only Jews are circumcised" The fact that Judaism forbids conversions of convenience is ignored again.

Married with Children

Al Bundy (Ed O'Neill), hapless, erotically-challenged father of a dysfunctional family, has injured his back playing football. His voluptuous but dim wife Peggy (Katey Segal) is concerned:

Peggy: How bad is it, Aaron?

Aaron (Hill Harper): Well, we took him to my doctor and he says all Mr. Bundy needs is a minor operation. They make this little circular incision in his lower back, ease thepressure off his spine and he's good as new!

...
Peggy (on a public phone in the hospital): So anyway, Al just keeps going on about how "something bad" is going to happen to him, and I say "Look, it's a simple operation. What are the odds of something horrible happening to you?"

(A doctor approaches Peggy.)

Doctor: : Excuse me, Mrs. Bundy, but something horrible has happened to your husband. ... [checks his chart] See, this was one of those... unfortunate accidents due to simple human error. It seems our surgical team misread your doctor's instructions. It said to give him a "circular incision".

Peggy: Yeah. So, how could you misread that?

Doctor: We gave him a... circumcision.

(Peggy stares at the doctor is awe and disbelief. Marcy is heard shrieking with laughter through the phone, until Peggy covers the receiver.)

Peggy: Oh dear. Uh, where is he?

Doctor: That's the other thing...

A room full of newly circumcised babies, all crying. Al is in a bed next to them, crying and fussing like a baby.
...
(The Bundy house. Al's children, Bud (David Faustino) and Kelly (Christina Applegate), are carrying boxes down the stairs)

Bud: Man, just when you thought all the disasters that could happen to Dad have happened to Dad...

Kelly:: Yeah, a circumcision. And we thought he was in a mood when they cut his hair too short. Now we can't even tell him it'll grow back... Can we?

Bud: Yeah, why not? We lied about his hair.

...
Extended gags about Al's pain
...

Al: Peg, would you have any idea why I'd feel less concerned about [my back]?

...
Kelly: Because you're in so much more pain from the circumcision.

Al:Correct. [Kelly smiles, pleased] And while we're on that subject, does anybody know why such a wacky thing could've happened to Daddy in the first place?

...
Kelly: Because Mommy made you go to the hospital?

Al:Close, sweetheart. Mommy married Daddy first, then made him go to the hospital.

Incredibly, the option of blaming the doctors is never canvassed.
...

(Al takes off his robe. He is wearing a bright yellow muumuu with an ugly pattern on it. He eases back onto the couch. Bud and Kelly look at him oddly.

Al:What!?

Kelly: Well, how much did they cut off, Dad?

...
Neighbour Marcy:: Hey, Stubby... We heard about what happened, so we got you a card.


(The card has a picture of a pair of scissors on the front.)

Her husband Jefferson: Uh, I talked her out of the "Ask Me About My Circumcision" bumper sticker.

Marcy: (reads):
  We heard about your little loss, we know you'll make it through,
  'Cause, thankfully, the part they took was of no use to you.
  And though they took more than you'd like, the good luck is, you see,
  Another quarter inch it'd been a full lobotomy!

  P.S. Hahahahahahahahaha!

...
Jefferson: Eh, cranky, huh, old buddy? Well, I know exactly how you feel. I had to get circumcised myself once.

Al:How'd you deal with the pain?

Jefferson: I don't know, I was only one day old.

Incredibly, nobody knows how day-old infants deal with the pain. ...

(Marcy is helping Peggy make a sandwich. There is a long meaty sausage on the counter and a baguette nearby.
)

Peggy: Oh, Marcy, I feel just awful about this. The pain he must be in! And it's all my fault!

Marcy: Well, just do what you can to take his mind off it.

Peggy: Well, I do.

Peggy picks up a small cleaver and chops the end of the sausage. Al sees this, cringes and looks nauseous. Peggy picks up the baguette and puts in on the chopping board.

Peggy: It's just that for some reason he cannot seem to let go of it.

Peggy: chops the end of the baguette. Al again sees this, cringes and then passes out on the couch.

Peggy: Nah, I don't know what to do.

Marcy: Well, just give it a few days. Besides, I hear there are some benefits to having a circumcised man. They're healthier, the sex is better, they're less likely to...

Peggy (interrupting): Whoa-ho-ho! The sex is better?

Marcy: For the woman.

Peggy: Well, that's all I care about. Go on.

(Al starts coming to.)

Marcy: Well, they say it lasts longer because the man is, uh, less sensitive.

....

Extended gags about Al's sexual frustration.

Peggy: Well, we overheard this couple going at it in the bathroom. I don't know how they thought they could get away with it. I mean, you could hear her a whole block away. [loudly] "Oh, Al!" - his name was Al, too - "Oh, Al!" On and on!

(SFX: Sproing!)

Peggy: What was that sound?

Al: A stitch.

Peggy: Well, it's time to get this couch re-upholstered.

...

Caption: TWO MORE WEEKS LATER

Peggy (on the phone): Well, I don't like this, Marcy. He's been in the garage past a month now, and I still can't get him to come out. I mean, suppose something went wrong? He was really starting to like those muumuus... [sadly] Yeah, well, suppose he's all well and he just doesn't want me anymore.

(The garage door. Al rips the door off its hinges and comes out wearing the yellow muumuu. Peggy looks at him, intrigued. Al looks at her. He points at her, then up toward the bedroom. Peggy smiles broadly.)

Peggy [still on the phone]: Never mind!

(Peggy hangs up. She runs upstairs. Al follows. A crash, the room shakes and debris falls into the living room. A few seconds later, Al comes back downstairs in his robe. He sits on the couch and thinks. The music stops.)

Al: You know, it did last longer. And the best part is, I didn't feel a thing!

The messages of this show are:

  • Circumcision is trivial...
  • ...and beneficial
  • Accidental circumcision is a huge joke
  • Circumcision is painful.
  • The main disadvantage is the month's enforced celibacy.
The "circular incision" gag that sets is all up is weak enough, but for someone in the US not to sue for such a mistake is incredible.

M*A*S*H

A Korean woman asks for Bris for her baby. (His father was Jewish. Orthodox Judaism decrees that only a Jewish mother makes a baby Jewish.) Doctors demur but eventually agree (and organise a rabbi to say the right prayers by telegraph). Baby is circumcised.

Monk

Episode 12 of Season 1: "Mr. Monk and the Red-Headed Stranger"

Lieut. Disher chased a nude man who has been running by every time the police chief gives a press conference. When the dispacher asks him for a description of the suspect, Disher says, "He's wearing grey sneakers"

Dispatcher: Anything else?

Disher: He's not Jewish.

Reinforcing the myth that circumcised=Jewish. He's even less likely to be Muslim, for example.

My Name is Earl

(Season premier)

Earl's rather slow brother Randy (Ethan Suplee) changes himself to be more like his girlfriends, but (according to the voice-over) eventually his true nature shows and reveals him to be plain old Randy.

In one scene he is trying to be like his Hassidic Jewish girlfriend. A small group of her Hassidic family are waiting in a living room when Randy enters.

Randy: Sorry it took so long. I got my foreskin jammed in my zipper. (Realising he's sprung himself, he takes off his black hat. His curls, glued on the sides, come off too.)

(The chances of an American man of Randy's age and social group actually having a foreskin are slimmer than the chance of him finding ringlets to stick on a hat.)

My Wife & Kids

Official summary:
Season 3: Episodes 25 - "Graduation", broadcast May 21, 2003
[Michael (Damon Wayans) and Jay (Tisha Campbell) Kyle]'s hopes for Jr.[ George Gore]'s immediate future are dashed when he and Vanessa [Brooklyn Sudano] drop a bombshell on Michael and Jay.

Season 4: Episode 1 - "From Dummy to Daddy", broadcast September 24, 2003
Michael and Jay are reeling from the news that fresh-out-of- high-school graduates Jr. and girlfriend Vanessa are going to have a baby.

Dimwitted Jr. meets Vanessa for lunch and asks her how her parents took the news.

Vanessa: Not very well. My father said something about smashing your head in with a brick and a third (or a thorough?) circumcision.

For circumcision (or something akin to it) to be proposed as a punishment is progress.

Mystery Science Theater 3000

Episode #622 Angel's Revenge

A group of vigilante women joins forces to bring down a local drug ring. They take a drug pusher hostage and begin to torture him for information. Suspended upside-down from the ceiling, the man is interrogated while one of the women wields a samurai sword over his genitals. When the pusher fails to provide the answers needed, the woman with the sword slices at his genitals while the other women look on with excitement and, for one woman, sexual satisfaction. Mike (Michael Nelson) exclaims, "It's a wanton, unauthorized bris!"

Implicitly, "Circumcision is Jewish."

Episode #810 The Giant Spider Invasion

Dan Kester (Robert Easton) is trying to open up a meteor-like object with a chisel and a hammer, not very effectively. After several botched attempts, Mike says "I'm glad he's not a mohel."

Unlike the previous example, there is no good reason to refer to circumcision here, except for a cheap laugh.

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