「Zimbat Buddhism」の版 間 の差分
(Created page with "thumb|400px|Does Roshi Zim_ulator have Buddha nature? Kill him on the road! '''Zim Buddhism''' should never be confused with actual Buddhism. Actual Bu...") |
|||
| 1 |
1 |
||
| − | [[file:zimbuddha.jpg|thumb|400px|Does Roshi Zim_ulator have Buddha nature? Kill him on the road!]] |
+ | [[file:zimbuddha.jpg|thumb|400px|Does Roshi Zim_ulator have Buddha nature? Kill him on the road win a Volvo!]] |
'''Zim Buddhism''' should never be confused with actual Buddhism. Actual Buddhism is steeped in an ancient and venerable tradition of human endeavor. Zim Buddhisms name comes from the inscrutable sense of humor of its founder, Reverend Zim_ulator. |
'''Zim Buddhism''' should never be confused with actual Buddhism. Actual Buddhism is steeped in an ancient and venerable tradition of human endeavor. Zim Buddhisms name comes from the inscrutable sense of humor of its founder, Reverend Zim_ulator. |
||
| 9 |
9 |
||
Confident that the acceptor (the newly faithless) has been awakened by the sacrament of schismism, Reverend Zimulator has some interesting things he wants you to consider. |
Confident that the acceptor (the newly faithless) has been awakened by the sacrament of schismism, Reverend Zimulator has some interesting things he wants you to consider. |
||
| + | [[Reverend Zim ulator's Guide to Personal Eschatology]] |
||
| − | <center>'''''TO BE CONTINUED'''''</center> |
||
[[Category:Religion]] |
[[Category:Religion]] |
||
2016年 1月 4日 (月) 04:03時点 における版
Zim Buddhism should never be confused with actual Buddhism. Actual Buddhism is steeped in an ancient and venerable tradition of human endeavor. Zim Buddhisms name comes from the inscrutable sense of humor of its founder, Reverend Zim_ulator.
The tremendous ego of the founder has caused him to create an ineffable "system", for lack of a better word, that is not religion, philosophy or way of life. The Catch 22 is that only he knows the ultimate reality of reality, and that it cannot be transmitted to others. Since the blind acceptance of such a notion is repugnant to logic, the first requirement of declaring oneself a Zim Buddhist is to engage in the act of schismism, to break away into a sect of ones own understanding. This principle recognizes the individuality of each persons thinking.
Now comes the silly stuff
Confident that the acceptor (the newly faithless) has been awakened by the sacrament of schismism, Reverend Zimulator has some interesting things he wants you to consider.
Reverend Zim ulator's Guide to Personal Eschatology
| BALEEFS OF THE WURLD | |
| What is teh god? | Deism • Pantheism • Theism |
| How Menny? | Jeez, I dunno! • NONE • one • lotsa • -1 • √-1 |
| Religgens | Bahá'í Faith • Bobism • Buddhism • Christianity (Anglican • Catholic • Mormon • Protestant) • DidYouKnowism • Discordianism • Duncanism • Flaniganism • Gimaladines • Goatian • Gobshiism • Greasy • Hinduism • Islam • Jainism • Jedism • Jehovah's Witnesses • Judaism • Pandaism • Panflautism • Panflotsam • Panfriedism • Panpolynomialism • Pastafarianism • Randomlygeneratedism • Schismism • Scientology • Shinto • Sikhism • Sithism • Super Gnosticism • Tzarthelikalamanagurishalikidaladunakalizaralethism • Zeroastrianism • Zimizmizm |
| Pillowproxies | Confusionism • Taoism |
| Pollygicians | Communism • Conservative • Fascism • Liberal |
| Evilootian? | Creationism • Unintelligent Design |