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| + | '''THE GRAND DAD EMPIRE''' ARE a prolific VINESAUCE-centric MEME group based in BEDROCK CITY. Their largest periods of activity seemed to be around the time SILVAGUNNER was terminated, when they were hosting several unofficial VINESAUCE gaming events (which they assure you repeatedly are ''not'' official Tournaments and are in no way affiliated with JOEL). |
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| − | {{moved from Uncyc}} |
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| − | [[Image:Alberteinsteintongue.jpg|thumb|right|250px|Einstein, showing the camera what he did to [[my mom]] last night.]] |
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| + | They operated out of the SilvaGunner YouTube channel until it was terminated in 2014, after which they appear to have transitioned briefly to GiivaSunner in September of 2016 before returning to SilvaGunner in June of 2018. |
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| − | {{Q|Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by the age of 18|Albert Einstein}} |
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| − | {{Q|Why is the English translation of his name "A stone" when he is so smart?|Captain Oblivious}} |
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| − | {{Q|[[Albert Einstein]] was indeed kookoo for Coco-Puffs!|Anonymous|[[Albert Einstein]].}} |
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| + | == CHANNELS == |
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| − | '''Albert 'Friggin' Smart' Einstein''' [[1879]] – [[1955]]) was a [[Nazi|German]]-born theoretical physicist, and the world's first true gangsta. He is famous for his theory of [[relativity]], and specifically the parachute-pants equivalence, [[MC Hammer|E = MC Hammer]]. Up through the 1930's, his German detractors championed the notion that this and his simultaneously developed quantum theory was all BS "Jewish science" until they woke up one day and realized they could build a bomb with it. Thereafter, it was revealed that Einstein's work was plagiarized, having suddenly been expressed only a few decades earlier by [[Max Planck]], [[Henri Poincare]] or other lesser known gangsters. These Einstein referred to as "hairy-assed playa-hatas." |
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| + | The original forums appeared to function as four services: preparation and communication in service of coming events, discussion about new HIGH-QUALITY RIPS, MEME showcase, and general VINESAUCE or unrelated discussion. |
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+ | == EVENTS == |
| + | The VINESAUCE MEME events that The GRAND DAD EMPIRE held were known for being diverse and involved, due in large part to their incredibly strong YTP scene. These events would involve VINESAUCE-branded fan-made HIGH-QUALITY RIPS for SONGS that wouldn't exist for nearly a decade, and some that still don't! They also hosted some of the first KING FOR ANOTHER DAY tournaments, with fan HIGH-QUALITY RIPS. |
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| − | [[Image:Kuntry'stein by adj.gif|thumb|left|250px|Einstein was known to think better with his pants off, which is how he discovered the "So called famous formula" - <math>E=mc^2</math>]] |
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| + | In later years, an event known as GRAND FEST was hosting PREMIERES for GRAND DAD Fantasy, KING FOR ANOTHER DAY, GRANDmachine, HE THICC 69, and MEME Wars, as of 2019. |
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| − | When Einstein invented space, time and espresso he realised that if you go really fast, like Kenyan athletes do, you get really small which explains his of his formula ''E=MC²''. We often wonder what it stands for or what it means from the point of a editor from the Observer newspaper. Unfortunately Einstein got in a feud with the Nobel Peace Prize committee and refused to tell anyone until they apologize with a pair of smoking shoes of his size. |
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| + | == HIGH-QUALITY RIPS and MEMES == |
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| − | Although we may never truly understand [[Relativity|Einstein's Theory of Relativity]], it is assumed to be related to the concept of relative association in that where this is a way there is a will, and that where here is will there is likely to be a relative. |
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| + | Some HIGH-QUALITY RIPS appear to have seen releases or updates in 5th and 6th edition. Note that The GRAND DAD EMPIRE seem to have been most active between 2012 and 2019. |
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| + | * GRAND DAD 2: SPASTIC BOOGALOO |
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| − | ==Death== |
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| + | * GRAND DAD 3: THE GAUNTLET OF ASS (FEATURING SMOL NOZOMI, TITO DICKMAN, SPONGE, HE THICC, and SANS UNDERTALE) |
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| − | [[Image:EinsteinApproachesTheSpeedof light vitalOd.jpg|right|thumb|'Einstein passing though every point in the universe'. ]]As we all know Einstein's life came to a tragic end when he imploded in a spectacularly unsuccessful attempt to win a bet that he could generate a mini black hole by cycling around the world faster than the [[speed of light]]. Then tragedy struck as Einstein drew level with the velocity of light he became infinitely dense, instantaneously passing through every point in the [[universe]]. This had the unfortunate side effect of giving him infinite gravitational force which in turn caused the infinitely large Einstein and the entire universe of space and time to fold in on itself until it disappeared into an infinitely small point that is commonly referred to by some of the world's most respected theoretical astrophysicists as a "lil' biddy dot". |
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| + | * GRAND DAD 4: GRAND DAD IS GOD |
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| − | [[Image:Einsteinposter.JPG|left|thumb|Einstein as featured in MA1]] |
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| + | * GRAND DAD 5: DEATH TO 1D4CHAN |
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| − | An alternate, now disregarded theory suggests that Einstein died as a result of his brain spontaneously dividing [[Pie| |
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| − | [[Image:Goddoesplaydicefinaloj3.jpg|thumb|l275px|Several time traveling Einstein's meeting with [[God]] to play dice]] |
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| − | ===Conspiracy Theories=== |
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| − | There is increasing [[speculation]] that the story surrounding Einstein's death is more intricate than previously thought. Many moustachologists believe that he actually traveled through time to 1996, changed his name to [[Des Lynam]] and forged a successful career as a British television presenter. Credence to this hypothesis has grown since the sudden disappearance of Des Lynam in 2006. While cynics propose that Lynam is not in fact Einstein and merely faded into obscurity after being fired from his job on [[Countdown]] for being too boring, realists believe he traveled back to his original time. |
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| + | GRAND DAD IS LOVE |
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| − | ==The truth about Einstein's tongue == |
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| + | GRAND DAD IS LIFE |
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| − | According to secret historical documents in the [[Pentagon]], Einstein's well-known picture was taken while he was licking a Russian prostitute. Actually she wasn't a prostitute: She was an [[NKVD]] agent. It was the winter of 1926 in Germany. Because of the economical crisis in Germany after World War One, there was no coal to warm up. Sly Soviet agents were aware of this situation; they also were knowing of Einstein's excess libido. So, all they need were a beautiful woman and a camera. And someone to use the camera, of course. After Einstein began licking, the cameraman were coming close slowly. But the cameraman involuntary hit the furniture tripod. Einstein discovered him. The cameraman was still trying to do his job. While Einstein was looking on the cameraman with confused eyes, he attempted to say "whadda fuck is goin' on?". But he couldn't. Because of the cold weather, his tongue stuck down his chin. So shame... "The great physicist" hadn't got a foresight about what's the combine of cold weather and wet objects. Meanwhile, cameraman took the picture and went back to Moscow. Stalin purposed to use that picture to blackmail Einstein and get him with the precious scientific secrets which would accomplish the Soviet Nuclear Program. But the plans didn't work any more. Because there was more "hardcore" photos of [[Stalin]], [[Lenin]] and [[Trotsky]], those taken in an orgy made in [[Kremlin]]. (Rumours say the orgy pictures transmitted to the USA by Trotsky as a result of his strive against Stalin.) [[Roosevelt]] threatened to publicise those pictures if they don't return the picture of Einstein. And Stalin stepped backward. |
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| + | GRAND DAD WILL CONQUER THIS WIKI |
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| − | [[Image:Einstienthepoet.jpg|thumb|left|250px|With this photo we can definitely assume which sex Albert Einstein was, but the question is which.]] |
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| + | FOR MEMES |
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| − | It has been theorized by Einstein himself that this is perhaps the stupidest section in this article. |
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| + | FOR VINESAUCE |
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| + | AND FOR |
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| + | SILVAGUNNER |
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| + | [[Category: Memes]][[Category: GRAND DAD]][[Category: GRAND DAD Fantasy]] |
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| − | == Einstein's feud with [[Pythagoras]]== |
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| − | Since they were both born Albert and Pythag have always been at war. Even during maths classes with Mrs C Roberts in MA1 they fought, trying to come up with the most intelligent formulas and theories. In the end Albert won by bribing Mrs Roberts with a sack of parsnips and he got top degrees. After school they went their separate ways with Albert going to Germany, then America, and Pythag going to Samos and then Memphis Uni. |
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| − | [[Image:000_1394.JPG|thumb|250px|Rare copy of E=MCPIMPED found in basement of old packrat]] |
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| − | Eventually they both made their career defining theories, Einstein's E=MC² and Pythag's a²+b²=c². At the maths awards at the end of the year, Pythag won the maths award for Best Theorem, but Albert couldn't bear to see him win so he cut him down with his secret weapon, before claiming he won and hypnotising everyone with his maths. This was the end of their feud, and Albert then became known as the world's greatest mathematician, and Pythag was quietly forgotten by all but Mrs C Roberts and kids who have to learn his theorem. |
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| − | [[image:lilal.jpg|left|thumb|200px|Beware the knockoffs.]] |
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| − | == Einstein's rapping career== |
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| − | Einstein was once completely set for rapping, he went by the name A-stein E-stein. He teamed up with the likes of Kid Rock, Eminem, JAYZEE, Weird Al and Reuben Glaser. He has had a few albums out, one was labeled "PI Sucks ASS". Due to the large words and frequent references to science, Einstein's first album didn't sell well at all. His partner was a small black man named "COX" who later committed suicide after Einstein's second attempt at an album called "E=equals MCpimped<sup>2</sup>." His hit song from this one was "Big Brains Bring Bucks". But once again his attempts ended up bad, this album only sold 742 copies. Einstein was now without COX, or rapping skills, so he tried once more at an album, this one was "Gimme All Da Plutonium!" This album had only 8 songs on it, and only 65 copies were made. The price for this album on websites such as Ebay is through the roof. After this attempt at a record, Einstein hung up his bling, and went back to science 100%. This is one man who will go down in the hall of fame of rap, which will hopefully have a dedication to COX. |
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| − | == Psycho-Analysis == |
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| − | [[File:BadassEinstein.jpg|thumb|right|220px|Albert Einstein's formal self as a hobo.]] |
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| − | Unbeknownst to casual Einstein-enthusiasts, Einstein had a brief tenure in the world of psycho-analysis. Despite the lack of recognition for his [[work]] in this field, his most notable work in this field summated with his phrase, ''"A good definition of [[insanity]] is doing the same thing over again and expecting different results"''. Since this somehow unshocking conjecture was made in the late 1930s, it has fallen in reputation and now carries very little weight in the psycho-analysis community. A more appropriate definition of insanity is generally regarded to be possessing [[women | female reproductive organs]] and/or a compulsive shopping habit. Insanity is also often characterized by an affinity for 1980s dance pop. What a sad [[era]] that was. |
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| − | * [[Mathematics]] |
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| − | * [[Physics]] |
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2020年 2月 11日 (火) 19:58時点 における版
THE GRAND DAD EMPIRE ARE a prolific VINESAUCE-centric MEME group based in BEDROCK CITY. Their largest periods of activity seemed to be around the time SILVAGUNNER was terminated, when they were hosting several unofficial VINESAUCE gaming events (which they assure you repeatedly are not official Tournaments and are in no way affiliated with JOEL).
They operated out of the SilvaGunner YouTube channel until it was terminated in 2014, after which they appear to have transitioned briefly to GiivaSunner in September of 2016 before returning to SilvaGunner in June of 2018.
CHANNELS
The original forums appeared to function as four services: preparation and communication in service of coming events, discussion about new HIGH-QUALITY RIPS, MEME showcase, and general VINESAUCE or unrelated discussion.
EVENTS
The VINESAUCE MEME events that The GRAND DAD EMPIRE held were known for being diverse and involved, due in large part to their incredibly strong YTP scene. These events would involve VINESAUCE-branded fan-made HIGH-QUALITY RIPS for SONGS that wouldn't exist for nearly a decade, and some that still don't! They also hosted some of the first KING FOR ANOTHER DAY tournaments, with fan HIGH-QUALITY RIPS.
In later years, an event known as GRAND FEST was hosting PREMIERES for GRAND DAD Fantasy, KING FOR ANOTHER DAY, GRANDmachine, HE THICC 69, and MEME Wars, as of 2019.
HIGH-QUALITY RIPS and MEMES
Some HIGH-QUALITY RIPS appear to have seen releases or updates in 5th and 6th edition. Note that The GRAND DAD EMPIRE seem to have been most active between 2012 and 2019.
- GRAND DAD 2: SPASTIC BOOGALOO
- GRAND DAD 3: THE GAUNTLET OF ASS (FEATURING SMOL NOZOMI, TITO DICKMAN, SPONGE, HE THICC, and SANS UNDERTALE)
- GRAND DAD 4: GRAND DAD IS GOD
- GRAND DAD 5: DEATH TO 1D4CHAN
GRAND DAD IS LOVE GRAND DAD IS LIFE GRAND DAD WILL CONQUER THIS WIKI FOR MEMES FOR VINESAUCE AND FOR SILVAGUNNER