「A Cannibalism Joke with Undertones of Societal Commentary and Dystopian Satire」の版 間 の差分
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| + | The newest horror movie to premier is called ''"ATTACK OF THE BLOODTHIRSTY FLESH SQUELCHING CANNIBALS WHO TEAR APART FLESH AND EAT GORE AND CAUSE BLOOD TO POUR"'' |
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| − | '''THE GRAND DAD EMPIRE''' ARE a prolific VINESAUCE-centric MEME group based in BEDROCK CITY. Their largest periods of activity seemed to be around the time SILVAGUNNER was terminated, when they were hosting several unofficial VINESAUCE gaming events (which they assure you repeatedly are ''not'' official Tournaments and are in no way affiliated with JOEL). |
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| + | It is rated G and is airing in theaters everywhere, right next to Toy Story 3. |
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| − | They operated out of the SilvaGunner YouTube channel until it was terminated in 2014, after which they appear to have transitioned briefly to GiivaSunner in September of 2016 before returning to SilvaGunner in June of 2018. |
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| + | This is a satirical way of saying that our society has grown accustomed to violence. |
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| − | == CHANNELS == |
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| − | The original forums appeared to function as four services: preparation and communication in service of coming events, discussion about new HIGH-QUALITY RIPS, MEME showcase, and general VINESAUCE or unrelated discussion. |
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| + | The movie comes with 3d glasses and 5 real cannibals, who storm in to the theater and really eat audience members, to provide a genuine halloween fright. By the end of the premier (did I spell that right?) weekend, the [[cannibal]]s will be very obese from their feasting. But then they'll have all year to lose weight in preparation for their feast next year, when the sequel comes out. |
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| − | == EVENTS == |
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| − | The VINESAUCE MEME events that The GRAND DAD EMPIRE held were known for being diverse and involved, due in large part to their incredibly strong YTP scene. These events would involve VINESAUCE-branded fan-made HIGH-QUALITY RIPS for SONGS that wouldn't exist for nearly a decade, and some that still don't! They also hosted some of the first KING FOR ANOTHER DAY tournaments, with fan HIGH-QUALITY RIPS. |
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| + | SO. Interested in a halloween fright? |
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| − | In later years, an event known as GRAND FEST was hosting PREMIERES for GRAND DAD Fantasy, KING FOR ANOTHER DAY, GRANDmachine, HE THICC 69, and MEME Wars, as of 2019. |
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| + | Interested in seeing SPRAYING GORE on a big 3D screen for an hour and a half? |
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| − | == HIGH-QUALITY RIPS and MEMES == |
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| − | Some HIGH-QUALITY RIPS appear to have seen releases or updates in 5th and 6th edition. Note that The GRAND DAD EMPIRE seem to have been most active between 2012 and 2019. |
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| + | Interested in watching real people get eaten by REAL CANNIBALS right before your very eyes?!??!?!?! |
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| − | * GRAND DAD 2: SPASTIC BOOGALOO |
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| − | * GRAND DAD 3: THE GAUNTLET OF ASS (FEATURING SMOL NOZOMI, TITO DICKMAN, SPONGE, HE THICC, and SANS UNDERTALE) |
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| − | * GRAND DAD 4: GRAND DAD IS GOD |
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| − | * GRAND DAD 5: DEATH TO 1D4CHAN |
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| + | Then this is the show for you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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| − | GRAND DAD IS LOVE |
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| − | GRAND DAD IS LIFE |
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| − | GRAND DAD WILL CONQUER THIS WIKI |
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| − | FOR MEMES |
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| − | FOR VINESAUCE |
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| − | AND FOR |
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| − | SILVAGUNNER |
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| + | Again, this is a dystopian satire, meant to spotlight brutality in entertainment. |
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| − | [[Category: Memes]][[Category: GRAND DAD]][[Category: GRAND DAD Fantasy]] |
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| + | It's also hilarious, because cannibalism is honestly the funniest thing except possibly poverty. |
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| + | The article will now conclude with a mysterious outburst: |
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| + | SCOOP UP TAKE BITE |
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| + | [[Category:?]] |
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| + | [[category:Jokes]] |
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2020年 2月 11日 (火) 20:51時点 における版
The newest horror movie to premier is called "ATTACK OF THE BLOODTHIRSTY FLESH SQUELCHING CANNIBALS WHO TEAR APART FLESH AND EAT GORE AND CAUSE BLOOD TO POUR"
It is rated G and is airing in theaters everywhere, right next to Toy Story 3.
This is a satirical way of saying that our society has grown accustomed to violence.
The movie comes with 3d glasses and 5 real cannibals, who storm in to the theater and really eat audience members, to provide a genuine halloween fright. By the end of the premier (did I spell that right?) weekend, the cannibals will be very obese from their feasting. But then they'll have all year to lose weight in preparation for their feast next year, when the sequel comes out.
SO. Interested in a halloween fright?
Interested in seeing SPRAYING GORE on a big 3D screen for an hour and a half?
Interested in watching real people get eaten by REAL CANNIBALS right before your very eyes?!??!?!?!
Then this is the show for you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Again, this is a dystopian satire, meant to spotlight brutality in entertainment.
It's also hilarious, because cannibalism is honestly the funniest thing except possibly poverty.
The article will now conclude with a mysterious outburst:
SCOOP UP TAKE BITE