IllogiNews:Christmas Officially Renamed "Krimga"

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The Dust Association of America has officially declared Christmas day Krimga. The DAA has warned that when it turns 2021 reality will experience a collapse due to the rift currently at Epic Games Headquarters. The collapse will however only effect us at IllogiNews, so no need to worry about your life.

Affect of Krimga[編集へんしゅう | ソースを編集へんしゅう]

The rename looks to prevent full reality collapse globally.

The rename conflicts with the code of the minecraft 2 superweapon since Christmas is mentioned in its code. Once conflicted, minecraft 2 will become a bomb and go into the rift and close it from the inside. The only remaining anomaly left would be the timer above the rift staying at 00 00 00.