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| − | '''THE GRAND DAD EMPIRE''' ARE a prolific VINESAUCE-centric MEME group based in BEDROCK CITY. Their largest periods of activity seemed to be around the time SILVAGUNNER was terminated, when they were hosting several unofficial VINESAUCE gaming events (which they assure you repeatedly are ''not'' official Tournaments and are in no way affiliated with JOEL). |
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| − | They operated out of the SilvaGunner YouTube channel until it was terminated in 2014, after which they appear to have transitioned briefly to GiivaSunner in September of 2016 before returning to SilvaGunner in June of 2018. |
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| − | == CHANNELS == |
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| + | {{Q|Ho! Ho! Ho!|Santa| sightseeing in Amsterdam}} |
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| − | The original forums appeared to function as four services: preparation and communication in service of coming events, discussion about new HIGH-QUALITY RIPS, MEME showcase, and general VINESAUCE or unrelated discussion. |
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| + | {{Q|Santa is really just a hobo in fancy clothes.|[[bollocks|Urban leg end]]}} |
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| + | "'''Santa?...''' is that you?" I asked nervously. The banging noises coming from inside the chimney didn't [[stop]]. My heart was pounding. Could it really be him? I mean, it was July 28th, and my family was [[Jew]]ish, but still... there was a chance. I yelled out once more: "Santa?". This time, the clamor briefly stopped. I heard a muted voice yell "[[Shit]]. Someone is [[here]]. Pull me up, Jimmy." Would Santa curse? Well, maybe. He's an [[adult]] - he's allowed to. But who is Jimmy? It must be an elf, |
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| − | == EVENTS == |
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| + | I decided. |
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| − | The VINESAUCE MEME events that The GRAND DAD EMPIRE held were known for being diverse and involved, due in large part to their incredibly strong YTP scene. These events would involve VINESAUCE-branded fan-made HIGH-QUALITY RIPS for SONGS that wouldn't exist for nearly a decade, and some that still don't! They also hosted some of the first KING FOR ANOTHER DAY tournaments, with fan HIGH-QUALITY RIPS. |
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| + | [[File:Wicked santa.jpg|right|thumb|280px|Santa?]] |
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| − | In later years, an event known as GRAND FEST was hosting PREMIERES for GRAND DAD Fantasy, KING FOR ANOTHER DAY, GRANDmachine, HE THICC 69, and MEME Wars, as of 2019. |
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+ | == I don't think it's Santa == |
| − | Some HIGH-QUALITY RIPS appear to have seen releases or updates in 5th and 6th edition. Note that The GRAND DAD EMPIRE seem to have been most active between 2012 and 2019. |
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| + | Just then, with a loud crash, a man dropped down into the fireplace. Although ashes covered his entire body, I could tell at this point it was not Santa. It was "The Chimney Burglar," just as I imagined him from the [[newspaper]] descriptions. He's been terrorizing the neighborhood for weeks, and the police was powerless to catch him. I feared for my life, but... maybe Santa WAS the Chimney Burglar. It couldn't hurt to ask. |
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| − | * GRAND DAD 2: SPASTIC BOOGALOO |
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| − | * GRAND DAD 3: THE GAUNTLET OF ASS (FEATURING SMOL NOZOMI, TITO DICKMAN, SPONGE, HE THICC, and SANS UNDERTALE) |
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| − | * GRAND DAD 4: GRAND DAD IS GOD |
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| − | * GRAND DAD 5: DEATH TO 1D4CHAN |
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| + | == I'm really starting to lose hope it's Santa == |
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| − | GRAND DAD IS LOVE |
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| − | GRAND DAD IS LIFE |
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| − | GRAND DAD WILL CONQUER THIS WIKI |
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| − | FOR MEMES |
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| − | FOR VINESAUCE |
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| − | AND FOR |
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| − | SILVAGUNNER |
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| + | The man quickly recovered from his fall, pulled out a gun, and made me sit in a nearby chair. Tying me up with some [[rope]], he asked where the family jewelery was. I told him Papa keeps it locked in the safe, but I don't know the combination. He then started rummaging through all the cabinets in the room. I saw he had a big burlap bag with him. So maybe it was Santa. You know, Santa does carry a bag full of [[present]]s with him. But it looked like this man was putting things into the bag, not taking them out. |
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| + | == It's not Santa == |
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| + | After the chimney burglar shot me in the leg, I concluded he really couldn't be Santa. But hmmm... what if he decided I was a naughty boy this year, and this was his punishment. Those were my thoughts as I slowly lost consciousness due to [[blood]] loss. Meanwhile, I think the burglar got into Papa's safe. Maybe he was looking for [[milk]] and [[cookie]]s. |
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| + | ==Nightmare befo...''during'' Christmas== |
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| + | At one point I dreamt Santa was taking pictures of me. I felt cold and exposed. Then again, I may have been wavering in and out of consciousness. |
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| + | == I saw Santa! == |
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| + | The next day I awoke in the hospital. Mama and Papa and my little brother Timmy were there. I was so excited to tell them I saw Santa! They couldn't believe it! But I knew what I saw. Santa is real, no matter what anyone else says. I [[know]] - I even talked with him! |
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| + | But one thing I still can't get my head around, there was no sleigh! All I saw was white transit van pulled up outside my house and a creepy man shouting go,go,go but I assumed he was shouting ho,ho,ho but that still remains a mystery. Finally, Santa took my hamster I shouted no not my hamster take my sisters dog he replied no I prefer the taste of gristle. In my opinion I think he said this because he failed to locate the milk and cookies so he needed some snack. Any way I guess santa going to be in the BBC News |
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| + | ==See also== |
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| + | * [[Insantatity]] |
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| + | * [[Santanic Worship]] |
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| + | [[category:people with too much time on their hands]] |
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| + | [[category:stuff]] |
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| + | [[category:christmas]] |
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| + | Aylerh |
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2020年 2月 11日 (火) 20:46時点 における版
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“Ho! Ho! Ho!”
“Santa is really just a hobo in fancy clothes.”
"Santa?... is that you?" I asked nervously. The banging noises coming from inside the chimney didn't stop. My heart was pounding. Could it really be him? I mean, it was July 28th, and my family was Jewish, but still... there was a chance. I yelled out once more: "Santa?". This time, the clamor briefly stopped. I heard a muted voice yell "Shit. Someone is here. Pull me up, Jimmy." Would Santa curse? Well, maybe. He's an adult - he's allowed to. But who is Jimmy? It must be an elf, I decided.
I don't think it's Santa
Just then, with a loud crash, a man dropped down into the fireplace. Although ashes covered his entire body, I could tell at this point it was not Santa. It was "The Chimney Burglar," just as I imagined him from the newspaper descriptions. He's been terrorizing the neighborhood for weeks, and the police was powerless to catch him. I feared for my life, but... maybe Santa WAS the Chimney Burglar. It couldn't hurt to ask.
I'm really starting to lose hope it's Santa
The man quickly recovered from his fall, pulled out a gun, and made me sit in a nearby chair. Tying me up with some rope, he asked where the family jewelery was. I told him Papa keeps it locked in the safe, but I don't know the combination. He then started rummaging through all the cabinets in the room. I saw he had a big burlap bag with him. So maybe it was Santa. You know, Santa does carry a bag full of presents with him. But it looked like this man was putting things into the bag, not taking them out.
It's not Santa
After the chimney burglar shot me in the leg, I concluded he really couldn't be Santa. But hmmm... what if he decided I was a naughty boy this year, and this was his punishment. Those were my thoughts as I slowly lost consciousness due to blood loss. Meanwhile, I think the burglar got into Papa's safe. Maybe he was looking for milk and cookies.
Nightmare befo...during Christmas
At one point I dreamt Santa was taking pictures of me. I felt cold and exposed. Then again, I may have been wavering in and out of consciousness.
I saw Santa!
The next day I awoke in the hospital. Mama and Papa and my little brother Timmy were there. I was so excited to tell them I saw Santa! They couldn't believe it! But I knew what I saw. Santa is real, no matter what anyone else says. I know - I even talked with him!
But one thing I still can't get my head around, there was no sleigh! All I saw was white transit van pulled up outside my house and a creepy man shouting go,go,go but I assumed he was shouting ho,ho,ho but that still remains a mystery. Finally, Santa took my hamster I shouted no not my hamster take my sisters dog he replied no I prefer the taste of gristle. In my opinion I think he said this because he failed to locate the milk and cookies so he needed some snack. Any way I guess santa going to be in the BBC News
See also
Aylerh