Cause and effect of tissues

A tissue fell down on the ground. So a man found it and another guy wanted it so... they both gathered armies... and...

That happened.

Then the tissue fell into a lake and they followed it and the second guy killed the first guy but ran into another guy and he had an army and then other stuff happened and then...

So the second guy died and the third guy had the tissue but then a fourth guy wanted the tissue, but the third guy didnt give it to him...

He made him give the tissue to him.

But it turned out the tissue was already used... so the world blew up.