Cult

You can tell a cult member by their distinctive bunny wear.

“All workplaces is a cult, because they LOVE complaints.”

~ Dr. DUuH, president of beer.

History

Grudge grope fests, orgies during which participants grudgingly fondle one another by candle light, are believed to be the roots of the modern day cult.

Characteristics

These groups are highly secretive, the majority now knowing so much as the name of their messiah or location of their own compounds. Some distinguish themselves from the rest of normal society by dressing oddly, murmuring annoyingly and often in public, worshiping inanimate objects, get murdered by mad robots, using strange calendar systems, memorizing huge tracts of unintelligible surrealistic literature, becoming vampires and other behaviors that cause others to whisper and point.

See Also

• Scams
• IllogicBook/ Page 44
• Pipe cleaners
• Religion
• Mind Control
• Atheism
• Whoa my gosh