Dildis

You were not looking for dildo, so don't even try

Dildis (singular Dialdo) are rubber wing-wongs that people shove up their bum-bum to make themselves cum-cum. They are really swell.

How swell are dildis?

Main Article: How swell dildis are

Is there anything else I should know about dildis?

Yes. They can be used as weapons. While you are performing a frontal oral sex attack, with a dialdo equipped to your hand you can attack from behind.

Don't you mean "dildos"?

No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no. And here is a YouTube embed to prove my point:

Okay. Anything ELSE you can tell me?

• One day Jimmy Carter was kissing his wife and accidentally screamed "DILDIS". His wife didn't like it.
• One day Matt Harrison was kissing his wife and accidentally screamed "DILDIS". His wife didn't like it.
• One day Stacey Safon was kissing her wife and accidentally screamed "DILDIS". Insert unfunny lesbian joke here so I don't have to.

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